PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and lolcake roflcake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Jones
vs
roflcake

193 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

186 cm
19
205 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jon Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, lolcake roflcake!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones doesn't succeed with the takedown
and roflcake counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones misses with a takedown attempt
and roflcake cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

roflcake shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
roflcake thows a huge punch but Jones dodges it nicely.
Jones is trying to maintain the position but roflcake is very close to passing his half guard.

roflcake looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
roflcake passes into side control, despite Jones's attempt to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones wants to control but roflcake postures up.
Jones is trying to work for a sweep but roflcake has mounted him!
Poor strikes thrown by roflcake there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Jones has given up his back here.
roflcake slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Jones is really stuck here.
roflcake controlling from the back.
roflcake's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones trying to control but not successfully.
roflcake controlling from the back.
Jones has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from roflcake.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones wants to escape the position.
roflcake slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.

Jones defends a rear naked choke attempt by controlling one of roflcake's arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones can't escape the position.
roflcake throwing lazy shots from the back mount that aren't doing any damage.
Jones covering up well and avoiding damage.
Jones covering up well under a series of strikes from roflcake.
Jones is trying to break free.
roflcake slows the pace down here. Having a little breather whilst he's in a dominant position, looking to rest and regain some energy, ready to go for the finish.
Jones staying busy and making it hard for roflcake to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
roflcake is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
roflcake somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
roflcake punches Jones on the ear.
I really don't envy Jones right now.
roflcake thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
roflcake somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
roflcake biding his time, controlling Jones.
Jones rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

lolcake roflcake dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Jones misses with a kick to the body.
Jon Jones is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
roflcake fails with the takedown.

roflcake closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jones is trying to work for a sweep but roflcake has mounted him!
roflcake avoids the attempt from Jones to control.
roflcake looking to control and managing it successfully.

roflcake looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jones defends a decent attempt at a guillotine from roflcake.
Jones throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
roflcake prevents Jones from getting the reversal.
Jones throwing hammer fists to the chest of roflcake. What's that going to do exactly?
roflcake sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Jones is just holding on here. roflcake manages to take his back.

roflcake is working hard for the rear naked choke here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries to escape the position.
Jones trying to control the action but roflcake just sinks the hooks in.
roflcake tries to keep control of the position but Jones is staying busy.
Jones tries to escape the position.
Jones avoids the strikes from roflcake.
Jones trying to control but not successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jones is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Jones tries to roll but roflcake sticks to his back.

roflcake has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Jones wants to escape the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - roflcake's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
roflcake biding his time, looking for the opening.
Jones is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
roflcake not allowing Jones to control his hands.
Jones tries to break free.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

roflcake looking for the RNC.
roflcake throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

lolcake roflcake showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

roflcake fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Jones wants to clinch but roflcake slips to the side

and roflcake counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Jones's guard now.
roflcake stops Jones from standing up.

roflcake drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and roflcake jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
roflcake pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jones is keeping the position for now.
roflcake has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Jones has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. roflcake is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Jones.
Jones wants to get back to his feet but roflcake drags him back down.

roflcake stands up and beckons Jones to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
roflcake shoots in for a double leg but Jones sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
roflcake takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jones with a lazy takedown attempt

and roflcake counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
roflcake not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Jones is trying to maintain the position but roflcake is very close to passing his half guard.
Jones is trying to get back to full guard.
Jones wants to control but roflcake is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Jones is looking to improve his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Jones looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

roflcake decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.

roflcake scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
roflcake misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Jones is trying to improve his position.
Jones tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
roflcake controlling the position easily from mount.
lolcake roflcake has got the better of the ground game so far.
roflcake throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Jones has given up his back here.
roflcake has the hooks sunk in and you can see the will to fight slowly draining out of Jones's body.
roflcake missing with strikes from the back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
roflcake throwing wild punches that miss their target.
Jones looking very determined here, making life difficult for roflcake.
roflcake not allowing Jones to control his hands.
roflcake struggling to land strikes to the head as Jones covers up.
Jon Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jones breaks roflcake's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Jones has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
roflcake trying to control the position.
lolcake roflcake is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

roflcake is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Jones defends well.

And that's the end of the fight!
lolcake roflcake comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well roflcake has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 27:30
Judge Illya Tyunina scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... lolcake roflcake!