PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gary Moskavony (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Vulture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Moskavony comes to the cage accompanied by Mindless Self Indulgence - Lights Out. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Moskavony
vs
Vulture

225 cm
26
200 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

170 cm
26
200 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gary Moskavony!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Peter Vulture!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Steve Smith and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vulture wants to land a leg kick but Moskavony is out of range.
Vulture scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Moskavony tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Vulture manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Moskavony tries to clinch but Vulture is having none of it.
Moskavony fails to land the takedown.
Vulture punishes Moskavony's body with a nice straight punch.
Vulture avoids the head kick by Moskavony.
Vulture lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Moskavony showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Vulture.
Moskavony tries to clinch but Vulture moves out of range.
Vulture misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Moskavony is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Moskavony misses with a double jab
and Vulture counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Vulture throws a series of punches but Moskavony moves out of range.
Moskavony misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Moskavony takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vulture lands an overhand right.
Moskavony is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Vulture.
Vulture throws a right and a left that Moskavony avoids nicely.
Vulture throws a right hand that Moskavony ducks under and follows up with a left that Moskavony also avoids with ease.
Moskavony shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Vulture counters with a right hand to the body.
Moskavony is breathing heavily.
Vulture looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Moskavony really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Vulture swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Moskavony with a poor takedown
and Vulture counters with a left to the body.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gary Moskavony. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Vulture misses with a wild combination.
Vulture misses with the combination.
Vulture fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Moskavony on the side of the head.
Vulture throws a series of punches but Moskavony moves out of range.
Vulture throws a front kick aimed at Moskavony's knee but Moskavony avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Moskavony has his takedown stuffed
and Vulture counters with a nice uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vulture misses with a low kick.
No joy there for Vulture, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Vulture lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Vulture.
Vulture moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Vulture.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Vulture!
Peter Vulture is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vulture throws a solid leg kick but Moskavony takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Vulture.
Vulture fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Moskavony swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Vulture to counter with a crisp jab.
A combination from Vulture does no damage.
Vulture misses with a two punch combination.
Vulture is looking to land body kicks.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Moskavony. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Vulture lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vulture closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Vulture connects with a good right hand that stumbles Moskavony. Moskavony circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

Moskavony is rocked!
Vulture fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Oh Moskavony is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Moskavony gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Moskavony tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Vulture is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Moskavony buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Moskavony!! Moskavony is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Vulture throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Peter Vulture!