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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hokkus Pokkus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chalupa Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pokkus's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Pantera - Walk. Jones is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ode to Taco Bell. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hokkus Pokkus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chalupa Jones!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pokkus misses with a head kick.
Jones feints a jab promting Pokkus to slip. Jones then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Pokkus slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Jones wants to clinch up but Pokkus keeps it at a distance.
Jones tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Jones gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A shot in the inside from Pokkus.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jones creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Pokkus with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pokkus misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jones.
Pokkus throws an elbow that misses.
Pokkus tries a knee to the head but Jones blocks it.
Jones blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Pokkus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A bone on bone clash there as Jones blocks the leg kick.
Jones tries to clinch but Pokkus is having none of it.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch but Pokkus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jones is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Chalupa Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones throws a leg kick
and Pokkus counters with a low kick, right behind Jones 's knee.
Pokkus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pokkus tries to land a leg kick but Jones saw it coming and moves away.
Jones checks the leg kick.
Jones tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pokkus counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Jones is lucky that one didn't land flush.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones tests Pokkus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pokkus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jones closes the distance looking to clinch
and Pokkus counters with an outside leg kick.
Pokkus throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Pokkus throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jones throws a right hand that Pokkus ducks under and follows up with a left that Pokkus also avoids with ease.
Jones lands a nice shot that snaps Pokkus's head back.
The fighters circling - Jones throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Pokkus clinches up against the cage.
Jones lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Pokkus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A right handed body shot lands from Jones.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Pokkus tries to land a knee to the head but Jones blocks with his arms.
Pokkus blocking some punches.
A hook to the body from Jones.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pokkus throws an elbow that misses.
Pokkus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jones lands on the inside with an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Jones.
Pokkus missing with knees to the body.
Pokkus misses with a knee strike.
Jones lands a hook that snaps the head of Pokkus backwards.
Jones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pokkus throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pokkus trying to land knees to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jones.
Pokkus is breathing heavily.
Jones throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Pokkus with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jones throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Pokkuss head.
Jones managing to block the knees to the body from Pokkus.
Jones's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pokkus keeps the fight on the outside.
Jones avoids the head kick by Pokkus.
Jones instigates a clinch.
Pokkus blocking some punches.
Pokkus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jones has managed to clinch.
Pokkus misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jones.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Jones.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
Pokkus breaks the clinch.
Jones closes the distance and pushes Pokkus back into the cage.
A short body shot lands from Jones as the two fighters clinch.
A short uppercut from Jones.
Pokkus looking to stall.
Jones misses with some punches.
Jones lands a shot to the body.
Jones scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jones lands a shot to the body.
Pokkus breaks from the clinch.
Jones lands a jab.
Jones connects with a right hand. Pokkus shakes it off.
Jones moves into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right from Jones.
Jones lands with a short shot to the head.
Jones scores with a shoulder strike.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Jones escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jones tries to clinch up.
Jones clinches with his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Pokkus or not.
Still in the clinch, Jones scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jones scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pokkus is looking to control Jones's arms but Jones gets an underhook and turns him. Now Pokkus has his back to the cage.
A shot in the inside from Jones.
Pokkus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pokkus is rocked!
Jones lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jones lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Pokkus backwards.
Oh Pokkus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jones lands a left hand that snaps the head of Pokkus backwards.
Good body shot from Jones.
Pokkus takes a shot to the head.
Jones tries to break the clinch but Pokkus is controlling the position.
Pokkus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Pokkus seems to have got his legs back now.
Jones lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Pokkus wants to stall.
Jones working aggressively here.
Jones scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jones gets through Pokkus's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jones makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jones's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jones tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pokkus counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jones's knee momentarily.
Jones ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pokkus takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jones bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Pokkus's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chalupa Jones dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jones cracks Pokkus with an uppercut from hell and Pokkus crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Jones's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!
Jones stands and steps away. Pokkus gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Jones tries to clinch but Pokkus moves out of range.
Pokkus throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pokkus looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jones tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Pokkus counters with a leg kick.
Pokkus avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jones lands a really nice looking cross but Pokkus seems unphased.
Jones wants to clinch
and Pokkus counters with a big head kick but Jones shrugs it off.
Pokkus keeps the fight on the outside.
Pokkus throws a low kick but it's checked well by Jones.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones is looking to clinch.
Nice uppercut there from Jones.
An inside leg kick lands from Pokkus.
Jones just misses with a punch to the body.
Pokkus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Pokkus misses with a leg kick
and Jones counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jones closes the distance looking to clinch
and Pokkus counters with a nice body kick.
Hokkus Pokkus is winning the standup battle so far.
Jones moves into range and clinches up with Pokkus.
Chalupa Jones seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Jones's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pokkus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jones closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Jones working aggressively here.
Jones keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Pokkus's efforts to push away.
Jones has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Pokkus blocks an uppercut.
A knee to the head by Pokkus.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pokkus manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Pokkus is trying to maintain a safe position but Jones gets an underhook and turns Pokkus into the cage.
Pokkus tries a knee to the head but Jones blocks it.
Jones is looking to break free of the clinch but Pokkus has double underhooks.
Jones lands an uppercut.
Pokkus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Pokkus swats away the attempt to clinch by Jones.
Jones closes the distance and clinches.
Pokkus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jones.
Jones misses with the head strike.
A short uppercut from Jones.
Good body shot from Jones.
Jones lands a right hand that snaps the head of Pokkus backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pokkus with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pokkus blocking some punches.
Jones scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Jones lands a body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Pokkus has him pressed against the cage.
Good body shot from Jones.
Jones lands an uppercut.
Pokkus has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pokkus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jones avoids it.
Jones lands with a left to the head.
Jones's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jones checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Jones tries to clinch
and Pokkus counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pokkus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jones tries to clinch up
and Pokkus counters with an outside leg kick.
Jones has closed the distance and engaged Pokkus in a clinch.
Jones lands with a right to the head.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Pokkus blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones working aggressively here.
Jones misses with a punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Jones creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Pokkus using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jones has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jones lands with a short shot to the head.
Pokkus blocking some punches.
Jones lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Pokkus with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Come on Pokkus - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pokkus swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jones has had enough of the clinch but Pokkus keeps him there for the moment.
Pokkus breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jones is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jones closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Pokkus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pokkus is looking to clinch.
Jones digs a good hook to Pokkus's body.
Jones swings for the body but Pokkus moves out of range.
Jones works Pokkus's body with a nice hook.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones connects with a nice looking jab.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jones tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Pokkus is able to avoid easily.
Jones with a hook.
Jones looks to score with a jab to the body but Pokkus is just out of range.
Jones gets a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Chalupa Jones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Jones moves in looking to clinch but Pokkus pushes him off.
Pokkus throws a low kick, looking for Jones's leg but Jones calmly moves out of range.
Pokkus keeps the fight on the outside.
Jones wants to clinch
and Pokkus counters by clinching up.
Pokkus blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Pokkus tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jones avoids it.
Pokkus throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A nice right hand lands inside from Jones.
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Pokkus.
Pokkus is trying to force a seperation but Jones has the dominant position.
Good body shot from Jones.
Pokkus manages to break the clinch.
A head kick misses from Jones.
Oooooh!!! Jones has knocked Pokkus down with a huge combo! Jones steps away and waves a wobbly Pokkus back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
A leg kick checked by Jones.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jones scoring well with a low kick there.
Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pokkus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Some wild striking there from Jones.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones rushes Pokkus and presses him up against the cage.
Jones's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pokkus misses with a leg kick.
Jones lands a left and a right that send Pokkus crashing to the mat, dazed. Jones thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Jones lands with an uppercut that bounces Pokkus off the cage and back into rage.
Jones jabs at Pokkus's body.
Jones scores with a jab to the head.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jones.
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pokkus was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.
Pokkus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jones throws out the jab.
Pokkus throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jones throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pokkus lands with a slapping head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones sizes up Pokkus with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jones moves into range and clinches up with Pokkus.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pokkus with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Jones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones misses with a leg kick
and Pokkus counters with a nice kick to the body.
Jones tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Pokkus needs to keep his hands up - Jones had a free shot at his head there.
Jones tries to clinch but Pokkus is having none of it.
Jones moves into the clinch.
Pokkus tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Jones pushes Pokkus back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Jones blocks the elbow strike.
Jones breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jones feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Pokkuss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Good standup being displayed there by Jones as he connects with a hook.
Jones wants to clinch but Pokkus slips to the side
and Pokkus counters with a nice body kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pokkus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hokkus Pokkus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jones tries to clinch but Pokkus moves away
and Pokkus counters with a straight right hand.
Jones rushes Pokkus and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pokkus tries to stall but Jones uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Pokkus with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jones breaks the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Pokkus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pokkus.
Jones darts in trying to clinch
and Pokkus counters with a body kick that stops Jones in his tracks momentarily.
Pokkus motions for Jones to come forward. Pokkus throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jones closes the distance and clinches.
Jones working hard to break the clinch.
Pokkus tries a knee to the head but Jones blocks it.
Jones breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jones drives through and clinches with Pokkus against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pokkus's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Pokkus breaks from the clinch.
Jones forces Pokkus back against the cage and clinches.
Chalupa Jones is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jones dodges an elbow strike from Pokkus.
Jones breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jones scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jones darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Pokkus walks into a stiff left hand from Jones.
Pokkus avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jones scores with a jab. Pokkus acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jones. That's going to slow Pokkus down.
Jones scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Pokkus misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pokkus takes a jab right on the kisser.
Pokkus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pokkus walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
And that's the end of the fight!
Chalupa Jones comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jones has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chalupa Jones!
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