PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sheldon Teste (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Bartowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Teste comes to the cage accompanied by I Wanna Rock. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Teste
vs
Bartowski

188 cm
26
220 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

193 cm
21
263 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Sheldon Teste!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chuck Bartowski!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Teste throws a half hearted mid kick.
Teste lands a high kick!

It looks like Chuck Bartowski has been cut.
Bartowski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Teste.
Teste connects with an inside leg kick.
Bartowski stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Teste looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Teste connects with a solid leg kick.
Teste bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Bartowski changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Teste throws the kick towards the body but Bartowski avoids it.
Teste misses with a kick to the body.
Bartowski throws a body punch but Teste moves out of range.
Bartowski scores with a nice right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Teste is looking to slow Bartowski down with leg kicks.
Bartowski throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Teste sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bartowski swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Teste.
Bartowski throws a shot from downtown. Teste moves away and avoids it.
A big left from Bartowski misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Teste blocks a jab.
Bartowski throws a nice looking combination but Teste bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Teste keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bartowski.
Teste lands with a kick to the ribs.
Teste throws a nice head kick!
Teste misses with a head kick.
Teste steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bartowski.
Teste scores with a spinning back kick!
Bartowski looks gassed!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Teste displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bartowski throws out the jab.
A big right from Bartowski misses.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Teste.
Teste fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Teste misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Teste looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Teste slips under a jab from Bartowski.
Bartowski swinging wildly here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teste misses with a body kick.
Teste is looking to land body kicks.
Teste takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Teste throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Teste fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Teste throws the kick towards the body but Bartowski avoids it.
Bartowski blocks the body kick.
Teste turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bartowski swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Teste throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Teste throws a half hearted mid kick.
A combination from Bartowski does no damage.
Bartowski looks to land a right hand but Teste moved out of range.
Chuck Bartowski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Teste feints and then cracks Bartowski's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bartowski down.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Teste misses the shot to the body.
Teste slips under a jab from Bartowski.
Bartowski misses the jab.
Bartowski misses with a wild body shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by Teste!
Bartowski on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Teste is looking to land body kicks.
Bartowski throws a sloppy body shot
and Teste counters with a solid body kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A nice leg kick lands there from Teste.
Bartowski has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Teste.
Teste pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Teste tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Teste tries a head kick but it misses.
Bartowski takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Teste avoids the body shot from Bartowski.
Bartowski scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Teste doesn't seem bothered though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Teste lands a nice looking body kick.
Teste throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Teste throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A slow jab from Teste misses its intended target.
Bartowski throws a left and a right that both miss
and Teste counters with a solid body kick.
Teste misses with an attempted mid kick.
Teste throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bartowski.
Teste scores with a nice body kick.
Teste throws a half hearted mid kick.
Teste throws a body kick that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bartowski moves out of range as Teste throws a body kick.
Bartowski slips a jab and a cross from Teste.
Bartowski loads up on a big right hand but Teste slips the punch.
The fighters circling - Bartowski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sheldon Teste dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Chuck Bartowski's cut.
That's time! Teste's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Bartowski misses with an uppercut.
Teste goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Bartowski misses with a straight left.
Bartowski misses with a straight right.
Bartowski's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The fighters circling - Bartowski throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Teste blocks a jab.
Bartowski moves out of range as Teste throws a body kick.
Bartowski loads up on a big right hand but Teste slips the punch.
Bartowski throws a right hand that Teste ducks under and follows up with a left that Teste also avoids with ease.
Teste ducks under a wild hook from Bartowski.
Teste is looking to land body kicks.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bartowski, as that shot connected.
Teste is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bartowski can do to turn this around?
Teste throws a sloppy head kick and Bartowski moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Teste.
Bartowski takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bartowski scores with the left hand. Teste knows he should have avoided that one.
Bartowski misses with an uppercut.
Teste ducks under a wild hook from Bartowski.
Bartowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bartowski missing with a left hand there. Teste was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Teste ducks under a wild hook from Bartowski.
Good standup being displayed there by Bartowski as he connects with a hook.
Bartowski lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Teste looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bartowski takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Teste.
Bartowski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Teste throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bartowski throws a hook to the side of Teste's head but Teste sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Bartowski misses.
Sheldon Teste is winning the standup battle so far.
Bartowski moves out of range of the body kick.
Donk. Bartowski catches Teste right on the button with a cross.
Teste throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bartowski takes a swing at Teste's ribcage but misses.
Teste has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Bartowski lands a nice looking body shot.
A big left from Bartowski misses.
Bartowski might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Bartowski bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A low kick from Bartowski is predictable there
and Teste counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bartowski lands with a right hand.
Bartowski tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bartowski thuds his right hand into Teste's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Teste takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Bartowski throws a series of punches but Teste avoids them all with ease.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bartowski tests Teste's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Bartowski throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bartowski misses with a few strikes there.
A slow jab from Bartowski misses its intended target.
Bartowski avoids the head kick by Teste.
Bartowski swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Teste looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bartowski lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bartowski.
Bartowski connects with a jab.
Bartowski looks to throw the jab but Teste is out of range.
Teste slips a jab from Bartowski.
Bartowski wants to land a leg kick but Teste is out of range.
Teste on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bartowski fails to land with a series of punches.
Teste goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bartowski looks to land a right hand but Teste moved out of range.
Bartowski scores with a jab.
Bartowski avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Teste throws a wild body kick that Bartowski sees coming a mile off.
Teste throws a wild body kick that Bartowski sees coming a mile off.

Bartowski moves into range and clinches up with Teste.
Bartowski misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bartowski throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Testes head.
Bartowski has a couple of punches blocked by Teste.
Stalling in the clinch from Teste.
Bartowski can't find room to land a body shot as Teste controls the action.
Bartowski tries to throw a body punch but Teste avoids it by throwing Bartowski back against the cage.
Bartowski tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Bartowski.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bartowski tries to throw a body punch but Teste avoids it by throwing Bartowski back against the cage.
Teste is trying to maintain a safe position but Bartowski gets an underhook and turns Teste into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Bartowski showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Chuck Bartowski's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Bartowski feints a jab promting Teste to slip. Bartowski then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Teste slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Bartowski misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bartowski ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bartowski throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Teste sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bartowski moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Teste misses with a head kick.
Bartowski throws out a powerful jab.
Teste pivots, looking for a leg kick but Bartowski is out of range and Teste settles back down.
Teste on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Teste keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bartowski.
A jab from Bartowski misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bartowski scores with a hook to the body. Teste takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Bartowski lands a jab to Teste's midsection.
Teste keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bartowski lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Teste walks into a stiff left hand from Bartowski.
Bartowski jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bartowski throws out a powerful jab.
Nice defenses there by Teste.
Teste on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
A punch combination from Bartowski misses.
Teste throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Bartowski swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bartowski keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Teste uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bartowski.
Teste keeps Bartowski at a distance using the push kick.
Teste looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Teste misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bartowski with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bartowski misses with a jab, cross combination.
A slow jab from Bartowski misses its intended target.
Teste throws a push kick but Bartowski slaps the foot to one side.
Teste looks for the body kick but Bartowski saw that one coming.
Bartowski throws a good cross that connects.
Bartowski missing with a left hand there. Teste was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A swing and a miss from Bartowski.
Teste moves out of range as Bartowski strikes.
Bartowski connects with a right hand. Teste shakes it off.
Bartowski misses with an uppercut.
Teste pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Teste blocks a jab.
Bartowski misses with a combination
and Teste counters with an outside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Teste scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Teste throws a front kick that sends Bartowski stumbling back into the cage.
Bartowski misses with a hook.
Teste on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Teste is looking to land body kicks.
Bartowski blocks the body kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Teste.
Bartowski throws a shot from downtown. Teste moves away and avoids it.
Bartowski tries to clinch but Teste moves away
and Teste connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bartowski. Teste does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bartowski throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Teste sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bartowski lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bartowski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Teste.
Bartowski throws a jab but it's blocked by Teste.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bartowski throws a hook but Teste avoids it easily.
Bartowski throws a nice looking combination but Teste bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A swing and a miss from Bartowski.
Bartowski tries to bum rush Teste with a series of wild strikes but Teste uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Teste looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Bartowski connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Bartowski lands a body shot.
Teste moves away from the strike by Bartowski.
Bartowski takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Teste misses with a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Teste misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bartowski throws out a loose jab but Teste uses good head movement to avoid it.
Teste takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Bartowski comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Bartowski has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:28
Judge Suge Night scores the fight 28:28

The fight is ruled a draw!