PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Farty McFart Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christian Clooten (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McFart Pants might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

McFart Pants
vs
Clooten

195 cm
26
205 lbs
11 - 10 - 0

197 cm
22
218 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Good in bed

ADCC Champion
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Farty McFart Pants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Christian Clooten!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Dillan Fox and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clooten misses with a looping left.
Clooten misses the shot to the body.
McFart Pants will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
McFart Pants walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
McFart Pants throws a low kick but Clooten avoids it.
Clooten is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McFart Pants.
McFart Pants moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Clooten scores with a head kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from McFart Pants.
McFart Pants scores with a leg kick.
Clooten dodges the punch combination from McFart Pants.
McFart Pants stuffs the takedown.
McFart Pants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McFart Pants throws a right hand that Clooten ducks under and follows up with a left that Clooten also avoids with ease.

McFart Pants tries to sprawl but Clooten drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Clooten looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Clooten has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clooten lands with a punch from half guard.
Clooten wants to pass to mount but McFart Pants is defending the position.
McFart Pants moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.

Clooten postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! McFart Pants is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Clooten, into his guard.

McFart Pants got a little sloppy there for a moment and Clooten has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, McFart Pants has managed to get both his arms back between Clooten's legs - danger averted.
McFart Pants trying to control but Clooten is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Clooten has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but McFart Pants can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
McFart Pants trying to control the position from guard on top but Clooten is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Clooten looking for subs off his back but McFart Pants has passed one foot through into half guard.
Clooten is pressing down on McFart Pants's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

Clooten is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFart Pants wants to control from the top but Clooten keeps moving.
Clooten is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
McFart Pants is not content to let Clooten control the position.
McFart Pants blocking the ground and pound attempt from Clooten.
McFart Pants blocking the ground and pound attempt from Clooten.
McFart Pants slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

McFart Pants looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Clooten stopping the sweep attempt from McFart Pants.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as McFart Pants holds on and takes a little breather.
McFart Pants looking to control but Clooten passes into half guard.
Clooten trying to control the action but McFart Pants is working from the bottom.
Clooten lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Christian Clooten dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

McFart Pants ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McFart Pants.
Clooten throws a hook but McFart Pants blocks it.
McFart Pants attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Clooten misses the shot to the body.
McFart Pants looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Clooten is fending him off so far but McFart Pants persists. Nope, Clooten circles away and we're back to standing.
Clooten misses the jab.
Clooten lands with an overhand left.
Clooten swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A big left from Clooten misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFart Pants misses with a two punch combination.
McFart Pants tries for a takedown but Clooten circles away easily
and Clooten counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Farty McFart Pants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Clooten misses the shot to the body.
McFart Pants with a lazy takedown attempt
and Clooten connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Farty McFart Pants. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McFart Pants slips under a jab.
Clooten misses with a hook.

Clooten shoots in and bounces McFart Pants off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Clooten pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McFart Pants is keeping the position for now.
McFart Pants keeping moving, preventing Clooten from controlling successfully.

McFart Pants throws his legs up looking for a submission but Clooten uses it to pass to side control.
McFart Pants tries to improve position but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clooten trying to control the position but McFart Pants is working away.
Clooten misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
McFart Pants is trying to improve his position.
Clooten lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear McFart Pants down.
McFart Pants is not content to let Clooten control the position.

Clooten working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Clooten lands some shots froms side control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McFart Pants wants to get back to his feet but Clooten drags him back down.

Clooten is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. McFart Pants looks calm but he's in trouble here. Clooten gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. McFart Pants is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Clooten lets go of the hold and McFart Pants can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Christian Clooten!