PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Artie Lange (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bobby Lashley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lange comes into the arena with Fire blaring out of the sound system. Bobby Lashley is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Lange
vs
Lashley

182 cm
20
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
26
287 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Artie Lange!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bobby Lashley!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lange scores with a jab to the head.

It looks like Bobby Lashley has been cut.

Lashley shoots in and gets a takedown into Lange's guard.
Lashley throwing strikes but missing.
Lashley trying to control but Lange is working from the bottom.
Lashley throws and elbow that misses. Lange uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Lashley's guard. Nice move by Lange!
Lange has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Lashley is proving hard to escape from.

Lange stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Lashley fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lashley throws a low kick, looking for Lange's leg but Lange calmly moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lashley doesn't manage to clinch there - Lange circles away.
Lange scores with a jab.
Lange slaps away a takedown attempt from Lashley, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Lange throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lashley stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lange connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Lashley shoots in and bounces Lange off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Lashley looks gassed!
Lange manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Lashley manages to get himself to full guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lange passes into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lange is thwarting Lashley's attempts to control the position.
Lashley might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Lange kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Lange works his way into side control.

Lange decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Lashley takes a jab right on the kisser.
Lashley shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Lange defends it nicely.
Artie Lange has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bobby Lashley.
Lange scores with a nice strike.

That has opened up Bobby Lashley's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Lange.
Lange cracks Lashley with a good jab.
Lashley takes one to the chin there.

The cut above Bobby Lashley's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Lange is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Lashley shoots in but Lange avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lange lands a two punch combo.
Lange digs a good body shot into Lashley's ribs.

Lange lands a left and a right that send Lashley crashing to the mat, dazed. Lange thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Lashley is rocked!

Bobby Lashley's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Bobby Lashley's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Artie Lange!