PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Super Cow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Litran Kossu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Cow might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Samurai tune. Kossu comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Holy Diver - Dio kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Litran Kossu is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Cow
vs
Kossu

185 cm
28
210 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

190 cm
28
212 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Super Cow!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Litran Kossu!
The judges for this bout are Alexandre Firmino, Seu Braga and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
An inside leg kick lands from Kossu.
Kossu connects with a right hand. Cow shakes it off.
Cow thumps Kossu with a low kick.
Cow throws a hook but Kossu blocks it.
Cow is looking to score with low kicks.
A chopping leg kick lands by Cow.
Kossu connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kossu shoots in for a takedown but Cow shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Cow connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Kossu's hands.
Cow throws a lazy right hand but Kossu sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cow misses with a wild body shot.
Kossu throws an off balance right hand
and Kossu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kossu has a takedown stuffed.
Kossu tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cow was well out of range. Poor timing from Kossu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kossu gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Cow counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Super Cow has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Litran Kossu.
Kossu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kossu ducks under a wild hook from Cow.
Cow keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Kossu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cow circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kossu misses with a takedown
and Cow counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Litran Kossu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big left from Cow misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kossu rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cow counters with a nice body shot.
Cow dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cow feints a jab promting Kossu to slip. Cow then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Kossu slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Kossu throws an off balance right hand
and Cow counters with a low kick, right behind Kossu 's knee.
Super Cow is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kossu swings for the body but Cow moves out of range.
Cow throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A big right from Kossu misses.
A bone on bone clash there as Cow blocks the leg kick.
Kossu throws a head kick but Cow moves out of range.

Kossu throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Cow tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Kossu is in Cow's guard.
Kossu looking to pass the guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Cow holds on and takes a little breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kossu pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Cow is keeping the position for now.
Cow looking for a sweep. Not yet Cow, not yet.
Kossu with a flurry of punches that miss.
Kossu throwing strikes from guard but Cow blocks nicely.

Kossu is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Cow is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Cow has escaped and now he's on top!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Cow trying to control the position from guard on top but Kossu is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Kossu is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Cow defends well.

Kossu isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Cow stacks Kossu on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Cow!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Cow dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Kossu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
An inside leg kick from Kossu misses.
Cow throws a leg kick
and Kossu counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Cow paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Cow tries to move into range but Kossu moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Kossu throws a shot from downtown. Cow moves away and avoids it.
Cow avoids the body shot from Kossu.
Cow throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Kossu rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cow counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cow scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cow connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Kossu momentarily.
Kossu with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cow to score with a decent uppercut.
Kossu misses with a left hand
and Kossu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kossu swings widly with a right hand
and Cow counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cow throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kossu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cow is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kossu.
A solid leg kick lands there for Cow.
Kossu takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
A swing and a miss from Kossu.
Cow throws a left and a right that both miss
and Kossu counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cow scores with a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kossu swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cow dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kossu. That did some damage!
Kossu thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kossu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kossu bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Kossu stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Cow.
That kick from Cow tenderised Kossu's leg. Kossu is trying to keep his angry face on.
Kossu is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cow lands with an uppercut that bounces Kossu off the cage and back into rage.
Cow lands a nice hook to Kossu's body. Kossu takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A big left from Kossu misses.
Kossu on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cow connects with a solid leg kick.
Cow lands a head shot.
Kossu looks to throw a body kick
and Cow counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kossu sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Kossu staying out of range there.
Kossu misses with a jab to the body
and Cow counters with a leg kick.
Kossu rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Cow counters with a thumping low kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cow.
Cow ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Cow connects with a jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A solid body kick from Cow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kossu on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kossu walks into a straight right hand from Cow.
Kossu's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Cow misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cow darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Cow connects with an inside leg kick.
Cow getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nice straight punches there by Cow. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Cow.
Kossu throws an off balance right hand
letting Cow counter with a right hand.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Kossu throws a leg kick
and Cow counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kossu takes a shot to the body in his stride.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Cow dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Cow lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cow fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cow scores with a nice head shot.
Kossu takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cow scores with a body shot.
Kossu has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Cow throws a good cross that connects.
Cow lands a jab to the head.
Kossu falls off balance throwing a combination
and Cow counters with a two punch combo.
Kossu takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cow connects with an inside leg kick.
Kossu shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cow thumps Kossu with a low kick.
Cow throws a shot from downtown. Kossu moves away and avoids it.
Cow misses with a two punch combination.
Super Cow is winning the standup battle so far.
Cow keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Cow is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kossu can do to turn this around?
Cow with a jab.
Cow lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Cow pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cow throws the left hand but Kossu avoids the punch easily.
Cow scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cow misses with a body kick.
Kossu attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Kossu throws a low kick, looking for Cow's leg but Cow calmly moves out of range.
An inside leg kick from Kossu misses.
Kossu misses with a low kick.
The crowd cheers as Cow lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kossu doesn't seem phased though.
Cow lands a jab to the head.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Cow, right into the meat.
Cow throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kossu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kossu takes one to the chin there.
Cow pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from Kossu both land. Nice combination.
Cow connects with a leg kick. Kossu looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Kossu throws a looping overhand right but Cow ducks down to avoid it.
Cow displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kossu throws out the jab.
Kossu walks into a jab.
Cow wants to slow Kossu down by chopping away at his legs.
Kossu closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Litran Kossu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A swing and a miss from Cow.
Kossu misses with a body punch
and Cow makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Cow getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kossu walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cow checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Kossu thows a leg kick but Cow checks it
and Cow counters with a straight right hand.
Cow lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cow fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kossu.
A cross from Cow lands.
Cow checks the leg kick.
Cow loads up on a big right hand but Kossu slips the punch.
Kossu tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cow is able to avoid easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cow stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Kossu misses with a body punch
and Cow counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Kossu thinking.
Kossu throws a leg kick
letting Cow counter with a right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Super Cow showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cow, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 30:26
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:26
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Super Cow!