PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hitler Adolf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Larry Bart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Adolf
vs
Bart

225 cm
24
300 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

222 cm
27
300 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter striker
Experienced

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Hitler Adolf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Larry Bart!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Lou da Vinci and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bart fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Adolf ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bart misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Adolf.
Adolf keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bart.

Adolf gets caught flat footed, as Bart shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Bart throwing strikes but missing.
Adolf looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bart is one step ahead there.
Bart postures up in Adolf's guard and throws a big left but Adolf blocks it.
Adolf keeping moving, preventing Bart from controlling successfully.
Adolf manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bart manages to get himself to full guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Adolf pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bart is keeping the position for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Adolf wants to control from the top but Bart keeps moving.
Adolf is looking to work some ground and pound but Bart has wrist control.
Adolf looking to pass the guard.
Adolf trying to control the position from guard on top but Bart is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bart working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Adolf.

Adolf drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Bart manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Adolf has Bart in his guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bart working some strikes from top position.
Bart landing with the ground and pound.
Adolf tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Bart content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Bart must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Bart won't allow Adolf to sweep him here.
Bart stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Adolf swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Bart wants to control from the top but Adolf keeps moving.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Adolf is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Bart is aware though and is defending well.
Bart postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bart throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Adolf works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bart is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Adolf looking to hit a scissor sweep but Bart is one step ahead there.
Adolf preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Adolf wants to sweep but no luck.
Adolf keeping full guard, as Bart tries to pass.

Bart thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Bart postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bart advances position into side control!
Bart landing a few strikes.
Bart in side control lands a decent elbow.
Adolf looking for a sweep but Bart has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Adolf tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Adolf is breathing heavily.
Bart scoring with strikes but Adolf is staying in there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A nice elbow there by Bart.

Adolf is rocked!
Bart loads up on a couple of big shots to the head that have Adolf scrambling to escape. He can't get free though and several more unanswered shots from Bart land to the head. The referee has no choice but to stop the fight. Bart stands and salutes the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Larry Bart!