PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Russian Saint (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mom comes to the cage accompanied by Ameno by ERA. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Mom
vs
Saint

215 cm
22
277 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

190 cm
26
233 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Balco Boys Battle Gear
Core Tokyo

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Your Mom!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Russian Saint!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Shigeki Fujiwara and Tatsuya Matsuyama.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mom moves out of range of the strikes.
Mom misses with a series of wild punches.
A telegraphed right hand from Mom misses the target.
Saint slips under a jab.
Saint drops his hands momentarily and Mom takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Some wild striking there from Mom.
Mom throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mom takes a swing at Saint's ribcage but misses.
Mom misses with a wild combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom moves out of range of the leg kick from Saint.
Saint avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mom rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Saint moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mom throws a big shot that misses.
Saint looks to land a left hand but Mom moved out of range nicely.
Mom throws an overhand right that lands on Saint's shoulder, as Saint tries to avoid the shot.
Saint doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. Mom darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mom throws a nice looking combination but Saint bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Saint takes a swing at Mom's ribcage but misses.
Mom cracks Saint with a right hand to the side of the head.
Mom looks to land a left hand but Saint moved out of range nicely.
Mom misses with a jab to the body
and Saint counters with a right hand to the body.
Saint misses with a straight left.
Mom misses with a looping left.
Mom swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Saint to counter with a crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Saint was well out of range. Poor timing from Mom.
Mom throws a nice looking combination but Saint bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mom uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Saint.
Mom throws a left and a right that both miss
and Saint counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mom tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Saint was well out of range. Poor timing from Mom.
Saint fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mom.
Mom is breathing heavily.
Mom throws the left hand but Saint avoids the punch easily.
A big left from Mom misses.
Saint feints a jab promting Mom to slip. Saint then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Mom slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.

It looks like Your Mom has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mom throws a hook to the side of Saint's head but Saint sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom misses with a series of wild punches.
Mom tries to move into range but Saint moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Mom throws a combination that misses
and Saint counters with a straight right hand.
Mom on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Saint. Saint obviously looking to wear him down.
Mom moves out of range as Saint strikes.
Saint connects with the punch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mom throws a series of punches but Saint avoids them all with ease.
Nice defenses there by Mom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Russian Saint dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Your Mom's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Saint misses the jab.
Mom misses with a double jab
enabling Saint to counter with a crisp jab.
Mom throws a sloppy body shot
and Saint counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Mom misses with a straight left.
Mom's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Saint connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Mom scrambles back to his feet.
Saint just misses with a punch to the body.
Mom misses with a double jab
and Saint counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mom throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good exchange - Saint coming out on top.
Your Mom seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mom ducks under a wild hook from Saint.
Mom moves out of range as Saint strikes.
Mom lands a right hook to the body.
Saint connects with a right hand. Mom shakes it off.
Mom throws the left hand but Saint avoids the punch easily.
Mom keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Mom throws the left hand but Saint avoids the punch easily.
Mom misses with a combination
and Saint counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Saint misses with a wild body shot.
Saint throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Saint gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Saint swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mom counters with a series of strikes. Saint will be more careful next time no doubt.
Saint digs a good body shot into Mom's ribs.
Mom takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Mom swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Saint throws a jab but it's blocked by Mom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Saint misses with a wild body shot.
Mom slips under a jab from Saint.
Mom throws a hook but Saint avoids it easily.
Saint staying out of range there.
Mom misses with a hook to the body
and Saint counters with a stiff right hand.
Mom misses with a double jab
letting Saint counter with a right hand.
A slow jab from Mom misses its intended target.
Mom throws a series of punches but Saint moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom jabs Saint to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Saint uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mom.
Mom misses with a straight right.
Saint moves out of range of the strikes.
Mom looks to land a right hand but Saint moved out of range.
Mom staying out of range there.
Mom thuds a left hand into Saint's body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mom lands with a nice combination. Saint backs away looking to recover.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mom throws out a loose jab but Saint uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Russian Saint showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Your Mom's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Mom throws a left and a right that both miss
and Saint cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Saint moves out of range as Mom strikes.
Saint slips a jab and a cross from Mom.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Mom might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Mom fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Saint.
Mom misses with a double jab
and Saint cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Saint swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Mom.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A combination from Mom does no damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Mom misses.
Saint slips a jab and a cross from Mom.
A combination from Saint does no damage.
Mom throws the left hand but Saint avoids the punch easily.
Mom misses with an uppercut.
Mom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mom throws a body punch but Saint moves out of range.
Nice body punch from Mom.
Mom misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Saint counters with a leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Saint slips under a jab.
Mom moves out of range of the strikes.
Mom throws a hook to the side of Saint's head but Saint sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Saint tries to work over Mom's front leg with a kick but Mom checks it.
Mom throws a combination that misses
and Saint counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mom misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mom misses with a hook to the body
and Saint connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mom ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Saint swings away with a leg kick that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mom misses with a combination
and Saint counters with a straight right hand.
Mom thows a body shot but no joy.
Mom steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Saint.
Russian Saint seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mom throws a left and a right that both miss
and Saint counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mom thinking.
Saint has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Saint misses with a straight left.
A slow jab from Mom misses its intended target.
Saint slips a jab and a cross from Mom.
Mom slips a jab from Saint.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom lands a jab to Saint's midsection.
Saint throws a jab but it's blocked by Mom.
Mom moves away from the strike by Saint.
Mom looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Mom throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Saint comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Saint. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Saint lands a jab to the nose.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nice cross by Saint.
Saint scores with a jab to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Russian Saint really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Your Mom's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Saint throws a hook but Mom avoids it easily.
A jab lands there for Mom.
Mom takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mom misses with a few strikes there.
Mom will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A combination from Mom does no damage.
Your Mom is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mom swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A combination from Saint does no damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Saint connects with a body shot that sends Mom's belly button to the back.
Mom connects with a good right hand that stumbles Saint. Saint circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Saint misses with a looping left.
Saint misses with an uppercut.
Mom throws a looping overhand right but Saint ducks down to avoid it.
Mom throws a hook but Saint avoids it easily.
A jab from Mom misses.
Mom misses with a two punch combination.
Mom slips under a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mom throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Saint counters with a nice uppercut.
Some wild striking there from Mom.
Mom moves out of range of the strikes.
Saint throws a jab when Mom was well out of range.
Mom misses with a straight right.
Mom throws a combination that misses
and Saint counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mom is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Saint.
Saint slips a straight right by Mom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mom. Saint does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fighters circling - Mom throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Saint avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mom throws a big shot that misses.
Mom misses with a combination
and Saint counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mom misses with a body punch
and Saint counters with a lovely shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Saint steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mom.
Saint bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mom throws a sloppy body shot
and Mom takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A jab from Saint misses.
Saint throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Saint ducks under a wild hook from Mom.
Mom misses with a double jab
and Saint connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Saint waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Russian Saint dominated that fourth round.
The cut man is working on Your Mom's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Saint throws a leg kick but Mom sees it coming and moves out of range.
Saint misses with a leg kick
and Mom counters with a straight right hand.
Saint walks into a stiff left hand from Mom.
Mom misses with a combination
and Saint counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A swing and a miss from Mom.
Mom stalks Saint and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Saint's face. Saint staggers backwards, shaken.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Saint throws a hook but Mom blocks it.
Mom ducks under a wild hook from Saint.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom ducks under a wild hook from Saint.
Saint throws a low kick but Mom avoids it.
Mom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Saint.
Saint bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mom defending well as Saint loads up on a big left hand.
Mom takes a swing at Saint's ribcage but misses.
Saint moves out of range of the strikes.
Mom falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Saint counter with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Saint swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mom throws a shot from downtown. Saint moves away and avoids it.
A big left from Saint misses.
Saint throws a hook but Mom avoids it easily.
Saint shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Mom lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Saint ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mom moves away.
Mom misses with a two punch combination.
Saint misses with an uppercut. Mom saw that one coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Saint showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mom.
Saint uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mom.
A jab from Mom does it's job there.
Mom swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Saint counters with a thumping low kick.
Mom misses with a wild combination.
Saint ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Saint.
Mom misses with a few strikes there.
Mom throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A combination from Saint does no damage.
Mom staying out of range there.
Mom throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling Saint to counter with a crisp jab.
Mom misses with a double jab
and Saint counters with a slapping leg kick.
Your Mom has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Russian Saint is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Saint dodges the punch combination from Mom.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Russian Saint.
Well Saint has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 44:50
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 44:50
Judge Tatsuya Matsuyama scores the fight 44:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Russian Saint!
Russian Saint is the new heavyweight champion!