PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Maddy Rock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Unclefucker kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Eric Cartman has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Maddy Rock's chin.

Rock
vs
Cartman

183 cm
23
176 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

184 cm
23
179 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Heavy handed

Hades ®

Katukauppa.com

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Maddy Rock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rock lands a jab to Cartman's midsection.
Cartman lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Cartman lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Rock at a distance.
Rock looks to land a combination but Cartman avoids it well.
Sloppy strikes from Rock. Those never looked like landing.
Rock throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Cartman.
Cartman misses with a body kick.
Rock swings for the body but Cartman moves out of range.
Rock throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cartman moves out of range as Rock strikes.
Cartman lands with a thumping leg kick.
Rock misses with a series of wild punches.
Rock comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Rock, as that shot connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rock throws a nice head kick!
Cartman lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Rock misses with a hook. Cartman ducked under it nicely.
Cartman dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Rock. That did some damage!
Cartman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Rock.

Cartman scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Rock tries to buck Cartman off but Cartman is having none of it.
Cartman throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Cartman misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Rock is looking to reverse the position.
Cartman trying to control the action but Rock is working from the bottom.
Sloppy strikes there by Cartman.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Cartman trying to control the position but Rock is working away.
Rock tries to improve position but can't.
Cartman working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Rock is trying to improve his position.
Rock is trying to control Cartman's posture but Cartman avoids it.
Rock is trying to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
What's Rock going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.
Rock is trying to improve his position.
Cartman misses with the ground and pound.
Cartman working away.
Cartman fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Cartman lands a decent elbow from side control.
Cartman throws a strike aimed at the side of Rock's head but Rock avoids it well.
Cartman working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Rock struggling a bit here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Cartman controls the position.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Rock wants to get back to his feet.
Rock keeps Cartman under control for a moment.
Rock can't do much from the bottom here.
Rock tries to bench press Cartman off him but Cartman keeps the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman trying to control the action but Rock is working from the bottom.
Cartman working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Good work by Rock as he checks the leg kick.
Rock lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Rock throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Rock on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Rock misses the shot to the body.
Rock lands with a good body shot.
Rock fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Cartman checks it well.
Rock throws a quick inside leg kick.
Rock throws a leg kick

and Cartman counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Cartman.
Rock managing to control the position.
Rock utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Cartman wants to pass the guard but Rock is keeping the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rock wants to sweep here but Cartman controlling him for the moment.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Rock manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Rock can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Cartman is looking to escape.
Cartman tries to hold on but Rock pushes him away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Rock can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Cartman is looking to escape.
Rock controlling the pace for now.
Cartman working to try and regain half guard.
Rock controlling his opponent.
Rock looking to control but Cartman is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Cartman is squirming around, avoiding Rock's attempts to control the action.
Cartman is trying desperately to improve position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Rock controlling the position easily from mount.
Cartman is squirming around, avoiding Rock's attempts to control the action.
Cartman working to try and regain half guard.
Rock tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Maddy Rock will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Rock scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Rock uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Cartman checks a leg kick nicely.
Rock misses with a body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Rock.
Rock throws a sloppy body shot

and Cartman counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Rock lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Cartman!
Rock tries to control but Cartman wriggling away.
Rock content just to control the position here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman tries to lock up and control but Rock gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Rock controlling from mount.
Cartman is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Rock takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Cartman is desperately trying to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Cartman gets back to half guard.
Rock thows a huge punch but Cartman dodges it nicely.
Cartman is looking to improve his position.
Rock stalling.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Maddy Rock wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Cartman throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Cartman throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Maddy Rock seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rock throws a leg kick that misses.
Cartman walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Rock connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Cartman momentarily.
Rock lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A jab lands there for Cartman.
Rock ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cartman moves away.
Rock thows a leg kick but Cartman checks it
and Cartman counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Cartman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Rock throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Rock will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Rock on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Cartman. Cartman obviously looking to wear him down.
Maddy Rock is winning the standup battle so far.
Rock connects with a high kick.
Cartman shoots in for a takedown but Rock shows good takedown defense.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Cartman fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Rock sprawls well initially but Cartman persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Cartman in particular looking to stall.
Rock wants to control the action here but instead Cartman manages to pass to full mount!
Cartman landing punches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rock can't escape the position.
Cartman with good strikes from the mount here!
Cartman avoids the attempt from Rock to control.
Cartman looking to finish with strikes here!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rock can't escape the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eric Cartman comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Cartman has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eric Cartman!