PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cain Marco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Marco
vs
Dos Equis Guy

188 cm
23
240 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

194 cm
20
280 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Cain Marco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Elvis Blanc and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dos Equis Guy keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Marco.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a low kick.
Marco thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dos Equis Guy displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Marco throws out the jab.
Dos Equis Guy throws a leg kick which misses Marco's front leg but catches the back leg as Marco tries to avoid it.
Dos Equis Guy ducks under a wild hook from Marco.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Dos Equis Guy - that will leave a mark!
Dos Equis Guy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Marco.
Marco rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Dos Equis Guy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Marco throws a hook to the side of Dos Equis Guy's head but Dos Equis Guy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Marco walks into a left hand.

It looks like Cain Marco has been cut.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Dos Equis Guy looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dos Equis Guy bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A jab lands there for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Marco misses with an uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Marco is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy cracks Marco with an open hand slap.
Marco takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dos Equis Guy's corner calls for a 1-2. Dos Equis Guy obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a massive uppercut that badly hurts Marco! He's just covering up as Dos Equis Guy starts to tee off till referee steps in and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). The Dos Equis Guy!