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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Wiggum Ralph (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oscar Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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140 lbs
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142 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Wiggum Ralph!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Oscar Malone!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Patrick Alders and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ralph throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Wiggum Ralph seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ralph lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Malone closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Ralph did well to prevent Malone getting side control.
Malone thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Ralph's head.
Malone not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Malone with the ground and pound but Ralph uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Malone is looking to work some ground and pound but Ralph has wrist control.
Ralph preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Malone in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Malone's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Malone is working Ralph over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Ralph preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Ralph can't keep his opponent in guard - Malone advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Ralph really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Malone throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Malone thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Malone missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Ralph keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Malone is trying to control. Ralph wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Ralph keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Malone is nestled in close to Ralph, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Malone controlling the pace.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Ralph avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Malone.
Malone throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Malone lands a nice short elbow.
Malone is keen to just control but Ralph is a slippery customer.
Malone not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Malone content to control rather than advance.
Ralph knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Malone on the ground.
Malone thows a huge punch but Ralph dodges it nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malone not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Malone not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Malone throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Malone thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Malone throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Ralph wants to control but Malone is keeping busy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Ralph wants to improve his position but Malone is controlling well.
Malone looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Ralph with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Malone not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Malone looks to land a strike but Ralph avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Malone postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Malone trying to control the position from guard on top but Ralph is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Malone stopping the sweep attempt from Ralph.
Malone throws a strike but Ralph rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oscar Malone dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Ralph thuds his shin into the meat of Malone's side.
Malone slips a straight right by Ralph.
Malone uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ralph.
Ralph lands a nice looking body shot.
Malone walks into a stiff left hand from Ralph.
Ralph looks to score with a jab to the body but Malone is just out of range.
Ralph throws a hook but Malone avoids it easily.
Oscar Malone is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Malone uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ralph.
Malone has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Malone there as he acknowledges the shot.
Malone moves out of range of the strikes.
Ralph thumps Malone with a low kick.
Both fighters circling a little - Ralph finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Ralph - that will leave a mark!
Ralph takes a swing at Malone's ribcage but misses.
Ralph lands a high kick!
Malone is breathing heavily.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ralph.
Ralph lands a high kick!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Malone takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Ralph thows a body shot but no joy.
Ralph thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ralph misses the jab.
Ralph dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ralph connects with a good right hand that stumbles Malone. Malone circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Ralph thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Malone if he has to take too many more of those.
A good leg kick by Ralph.
A telegraphed right hand from Ralph misses the target.
Ralph throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ralph lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Wiggum Ralph is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ralph scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Ralph misses with a hook. Malone ducked under it nicely.
Ralph connects with a high kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ralph.
A solid body kick from Ralph.
Ralph scores with a jab to the body.
Malone takes a shot to the body in his stride.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ralph cracks the inside of Malone's front leg.
Ralph scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Wiggum Ralph is winning the standup battle so far.
Ralph throws a front kick that sends Malone stumbling back into the cage.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ralph. That's going to slow Malone down.
Malone takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
That kick from Ralph tenderised Malone's leg. Malone is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ralph thuds his shin into the meat of Malone's side.
Ralph lands a nice leg kick that just misses Malone's sensitive parts.
Ralph throws a nice head kick!
Ralph dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Ralph throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Malone.
Ralph bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Malone's head backwards.
Ralph lands a head kick. Malone smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Malone displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Ralph throws out the jab.
Malone has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Ralph.
Ralph throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Malone takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Ralph throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malone uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ralph.
A big right from Ralph misses.
Ralph misses with a wild body shot.
Ralph is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Malone can do to turn this around?
Ralph connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Malone walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Ralph moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Malone on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Ralph. Ralph obviously looking to wear him down.
Ralph misses with a few strikes there.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Ralph - that will leave a mark!
Ralph misses with a wild body shot.
Malone has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Ralph.
Malone takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Ralph lands a nice shot to the body.
Ralph buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ralph throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Ralph throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Malone ducks right into an uppercut from Ralph.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Ralph.
Ralph throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ralph throws a nice head kick!
Malone bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Ralph lands with a kick to the temple. Malone shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Ralph throws a good cross that connects.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ralph misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Malone.
Ralph lands a front kick.
Ralph scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Ralph lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Malone's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ralph throws a head kick that Malone semi-blocks.
Ralph just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ralph scores with a leg kick.
Ralph lands a high kick!
Ralph throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Malone's head.
Ralph lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wiggum Ralph dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Ralph looks to score with a jab to the body but Malone is just out of range.
Ralph misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Malone.
Malone takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Ralph tries a head kick but it misses.
Ralph throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ralph cracks a nice hook into Malone's ribs.
Nice uppercut there from Ralph.
Ralph scores with a head kick.
Ralph throws a leg kick which misses Malone's front leg but catches the back leg as Malone tries to avoid it.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Ralph. Malone shrugs it off though.
Ralph lands with a kick to the temple. Malone shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Ralph thows a body shot but no joy.
The fighters circling - Ralph throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A head kick from Ralph lands but Malone takes it in his stride.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Malone steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Ralph. That one must have hurt.
Malone blocks a jab.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ralph.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ralph throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Malone.
Malone takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Ralph misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Malone.
Malone takes a kick to the side of the head.
Ralph plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Ralph throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Malone's head.
Ralph lands a leg kick that knocks Malone off balance momentarily.
Malone moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Ralph throws a head kick but Malone moves out of range.
A combination from Ralph does no damage.
Ralph lands a nice looking body shot.
Malone fails with a takedown attempt.
Ralph lands a nice looking kick to the body. Malone takes a step back to recover.
Ralph misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ralph with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Ralph lands with a kick to the ribs.
Ralph is looking to wear down Malone with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Ralph scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ralph throws a head kick that Malone semi-blocks.
Ralph just misses with a punch to the body.
Ralph throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ralph plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Malone moves out of range as Ralph strikes.
Ralph throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Malone's head.
Ralph connects with a high kick.
Malone takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Ralph scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Ralph lands with a slapping head kick.
Good leg kick by Ralph there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Malone keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ralph.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ralph fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Malone has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The fighters circling - Ralph throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ralph thows a body shot but no joy.
Ralph connects with a high kick.
Ralph lunges at Malone with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Malone's hand.
Ralph throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Malone gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Malone walks forward, straight into a front kick from Ralph.
Ralph swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ralph thuds his shin into the meat of Malone's side.
Ralph lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Ralph throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Malone's head.
Malone stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ralph.
Ralph lands a head kick!
A thudding body kick lands there by Ralph!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ralph lands a nice leg kick that just misses Malone's sensitive parts.
Ralph misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Malone.
Ralph throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ralph throws a hook but Malone blocks it.
Good leg kick by Ralph there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Malone takes one on the button.
A head kick misses from Ralph.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ralph, as that shot connected.
Ralph misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Malone.
A shot to the liver by Ralph. Beautiful body shot.
Ralph tries a head kick but it misses.
Ralph lands a nice looking kick to the body. Malone takes a step back to recover.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ralph swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Malone.
Ralph's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Ralph duly obliges.
Malone avoids the body shot from Ralph.
And that's the end of the fight!
Wiggum Ralph showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Ralph has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 29:26
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 29:26
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 29:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wiggum Ralph!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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