PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between William Mountbatten (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Calle Machida (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Machida has chosen Hate to say I told you so as his entrance music. William Mountbatten is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Mountbatten
vs
Machida

187 cm
22
211 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

185 cm
20
210 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Plays chess

Infliction Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, William Mountbatten!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Calle Machida!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Eddie Farnsworth and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mountbatten misses with the combination.
Machida ducks under a wild hook from Mountbatten.
Mountbatten just misses with a punch to the body.
Mountbatten misses with a series of wild punches.
A swing and a miss from Mountbatten.
A combination from Mountbatten does no damage.
Machida walks into a stiff left hand from Mountbatten.
Mountbatten bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Mountbatten fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Machida manages to avoid it.
Mountbatten slow jab from Machida misses its intended target.
Mountbatten throws a lazy right hand but Machida sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Machida avoids the body shot from Mountbatten.
Machida moves away from the strike by Mountbatten.
Mountbatten misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mountbatten shoots in for a takedown but Machida shows good takedown defense.
Machida stuffs the takedown.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mountbatten tries to close the distance and clinch but Machida swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Mountbatten throws a big shot that misses.
Machida keeps the fight on the outside.
Good exchange - Mountbatten coming out on top.
Mountbatten throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mountbatten is breathing heavily.
Mountbatten blocks a head kick by Machida.
Machida moves out of range as Mountbatten strikes.
Mountbatten misses with an uppercut.
Machida will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Machida throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Mountbatten crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Calle Machida!