PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kick Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big BiLL (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Big BiLL has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Ass
vs
BiLL

200 cm
23
270 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

202 cm
21
250 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kick Ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Big BiLL!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Viktor Lagutenko and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BiLL checks a leg kick nicely.
Ass dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on BiLL. That did some damage!
BiLL scores with a one two! Ass had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

It looks like Kick Ass has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ass throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ass tries a head kick but it misses.
Ass misses with a head kick.
Ass throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Big BiLL has been cut.
BiLL throws a body punch but Ass moves out of range.
BiLL fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Ass is looking to clinch but BiLL is avoiding it.
BiLL is trying hard to land a takedown here. Ass sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Ass lands with a nice body kick.
BiLL looks gassed!
Ass dodges the punch combination from BiLL.
A nice inside leg kick there by Ass. That's going to slow BiLL down.

Ass drives through and clinches with BiLL against the cage.
Ass working BiLL over with knees to the body.
Ass connects with a nasty looking knee right to BiLL's face.
Ass landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Ass lands a body shot in the clinch.
Ass landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Ass breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ass scores with a push kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ass, right into the meat.
A head kick misses from Ass.
BiLL pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
BiLL needs to keep his hands up - Ass had a free shot at his head there.

That has opened up Big BiLL's cut even more.
Ass lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ass throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A good leg kick by Ass.
Ass connects with a leg kick. BiLL looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Ass looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ass, right into the meat.
Ass feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to BiLL's calf.
Ass tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
BiLL's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ass tries a head kick but it misses.
Ass fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Ass fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and BiLL has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ass lands a high kick!
Ass throws a head kick that misses.
BiLL on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Ass moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Ass buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ass cracks the inside of BiLL's front leg.
BiLL takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

The cut above Big BiLL's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
BiLL will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Both fighters circling a little - Ass finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

Ass rushes BiLL and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Ass takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

Ass manages to break the clinch.
Ass scores with a jab. BiLL acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Ass dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on BiLL. That did some damage!

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ass clinches.

Ass breaks the clinch.
Ass lands with a slapping head kick.
Kick Ass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
BiLL fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Ass on the side of the head.

Ass instigates a clinch.
BiLL is trying to break the clinch but Ass has him pressed against the cage.

Ass breaks from the clinch.
BiLL takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Ass wants to clinch.
A good leg kick by Ass.
Ass pulls out of a head kick attempt.
BiLL tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Ass.
Ass scores with a spinning back kick!
Ass fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt BiLL.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but BiLL circles away quickly and effectively.
Ass throws a quick inside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ass lands a nice looking kick to the body. BiLL takes a step back to recover.
A slapping leg kick lands for Ass.
Ass throws a nice head kick!

BiLL tries to keep at a distance but Ass has taken the fight into the clinch.

BiLL manages to pull guard.

BiLL looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

BiLL is working an open guard so Ass takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Ass moves into the clinch successfully.
Ass scores a nice knee to the body.
Ass lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

Big BiLL's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Ass lands a knee to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kick Ass dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Ass's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

BiLL tries to keep at a distance but Ass has taken the fight into the clinch.

Ass escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ass lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
BiLL fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Ass avoids it really well and circles away.
BiLL looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Ass is fending him off so far but BiLL persists. Nope, Ass circles away and we're back to standing.
Ass looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ass throws a quick head kick that skims the top of BiLL's head.
Ass lands a front kick.
BiLL has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Ass.
BiLL takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Ass moves into the clinch successfully.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ass has BiLL pushed against the cage.

Ass manages to break the clinch.
Ass ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Ass is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that BiLL can do to turn this around?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass lands a nice looking kick to the body. BiLL takes a step back to recover.
BiLL shoots in for a double leg but Ass sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Kick Ass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big BiLL.
BiLL blocks a head kick by Ass.
Ass fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. BiLL looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Ass connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Ass throws a leg kick which misses BiLL's front leg but catches the back leg as BiLL tries to avoid it.
Ass throws a head kick but BiLL moves out of range.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Ass, right into the meat.
Ass lands a nice leg kick that just misses BiLL's sensitive parts.
Kick Ass is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ass connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed BiLL momentarily.
Ass throws a leg kick which misses BiLL's front leg but catches the back leg as BiLL tries to avoid it.
Big BiLL is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Ass chopping away at his opponent's legs.

Ass moves into the clinch successfully.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Knees in the clinch landing for Ass.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
BiLL takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ass with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Ass stalling.
Ass scores a nice knee to the body.
Ass lands a nice knee to the body.
BiLL wants to break the clinch but can't.
Ass prevents a takedown attempt there.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Ass.
BiLL tries for a takedown but Ass manages to get underhooks.
Ass unloads a knee to the mid-section.

Ass pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Ass closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Ass putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has BiLL in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
BiLL is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
BiLL takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ass just leaning against BiLL, taking a breather.

BiLL jumps guard.
BiLL is trying to control the position but Ass postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass is looking to stand up but BiLL won't let him.
BiLL lands an upkick as Ass stands over him.
Ass wants to get up but he can't break BiLL's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
BiLL controls Ass momentarily but Ass frees himself.
Ass stopping the sweep attempt from BiLL.

BiLL is working an open guard so Ass takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Ass throws a head kick but BiLL moves out of range.
Ass wants to clinch.
Ass fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but BiLL is out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
An inside leg kick from Ass misses.
Ass waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract BiLL.
BiLL stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Ass.
Ass wants to clinch up but BiLL keeps it at a distance.

Ass gets caught flat footed, as BiLL shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
BiLL prevents Ass from getting back to his feet.

BiLL decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from BiLL.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Ass throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

Ass has closed the distance and engaged BiLL in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kick Ass dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Ass is looking to clinch but BiLL is avoiding it.
BiLL takes a kick to the side of the head.
BiLL fails with a takedown attempt.
BiLL fails to land the takedown.
Ass dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on BiLL. That did some damage!

Ass clinches up against the cage.
BiLL throws a head punch that misses.
BiLL has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Ass.
Ass lands a knee to the body.
Ass utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Ass with a knee to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ass landing knees to the body.

Ass's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ass doesn't manage to clinch there - BiLL circles away.
Ass thuds his shin into the meat of BiLL's side.
A shot to the body from Ass misses
and BiLL counters with a left and a right that stings Ass.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass lands with a thumping leg kick.
BiLL blocks a head kick by Ass.
Ass lands with a nice combination. BiLL backs away looking to recover.
Ass scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
BiLL takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

BiLL gets tackled into the cage by Ass. Ass maintains the clinch.
Ass leaning his opponent against the cage.
BiLL takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ass landing knees to the body.
Ass landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Ass with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
BiLL jumps guard but Ass stands there with BiLL around his waist. BiLL gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Kick Ass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big BiLL.

Ass breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

BiLL scores with a takedown into Ass's guard.

BiLL drops back, looking for a kneebar! Ass looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Ass looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Ass!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Ass stands up and beckons BiLL to his feet.
Ass tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. BiLL manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
BiLL misses with a straight left.
BiLL misses with a few strikes there.
Ass throws a head kick that BiLL semi-blocks.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Big BiLL's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:51 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kick Ass!