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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Goat Meat (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ralphie Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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159 lbs
1 - 3 - 0 |
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175 cm
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165 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Goat Meat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ralphie Parker!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Meat counters with a nice uppercut.
Parker tries to keep at a distance but Meat has taken the fight into the clinch.
Meat breaks the clinch.
Meat throws a combination that misses
and Parker counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Meat misses with a double jab.
Parker misses with a right hand
and Meat counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Meat.
Meat lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Parker is trying to push Meat away but Meat has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Meat manages to break the clinch.
Meat dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Meat gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Meat lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Meat escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parker. Meat does a little dance to reset his feet.
Parker misses with a lunging right hand
and Meat counters with a one-two to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Meat throws a right hand that Parker ducks under and follows up with a left that Parker also avoids with ease.
Parker misses with a right hand
enabling Meat to counter with a crisp jab.
Meat fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Parker throws a jab when Meat was well out of range.
Parker swings widly with a right hand
and Meat counters with a three punch combo that has Parker backing up. Parker nods at Meat to acknowledge the strikes.
Parker is rocked!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Meat misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parker.
Parker is still on wobbly legs! Can Meat finish him?
Parker loads up on a big right hand but Meat slips the punch.
Parker seems to have recovered his senses.
Meat gets a clinch.
A short left from Meat.
Meat has Parker pressed against the cage.
Meat manages to break the clinch.
Parker misses with a hook.
Sloppy strikes from Meat. Those never looked like landing.
Parker scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Meat scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Parker fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Meat moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Parker misses with a hook
and Meat counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Meat pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Meat falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Parker counter with a right hand.
Oooooh!!! Meat has knocked Parker down with a huge combo! Meat steps away and waves a wobbly Parker back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Meat fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Parker slips a jab and a cross from Meat.
Meat misses with a wild combination.
Meat throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Parker misses with a left hand
and Meat counters with a three punch combo that has Parker backing up. Parker nods at Meat to acknowledge the strikes.
Meat swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Parker misses with a body shot
and Meat counters with a stiff right hand.
Meat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Parker scores with a jab to the head.
Parker misses with a jab to the body
and Meat counters with a left and a right that stings Parker.
Meat digs a good body shot into Parker's ribs.
Meat walks into a jab.
Parker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Meat counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Meat closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Meat breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Meat misses with a combination
and Meat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker swings widly with a right hand
and Meat counters with a series of strikes. Parker will be more careful next time no doubt.
Parker throws an off balance right hand
and Meat counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Meat manages to break the clinch.
Meat swings for the body but Parker moves out of range.
Parker misses with a hook
and Meat counters with a left to the body.
Parker looks gassed!
Meat moves into range and clinches up with Parker.
Parker tries to circle away but Meat has him pinned against the cage.
Parker working hard to break the clinch.
Parker taking a breather.
Meat breaks from the clinch.
Sloppy strikes from Meat. Those never looked like landing.
Parker lands a glancing blow to the side of Meat's head.
Parker throws an off balance right hand
and Meat counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Meat's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Meat has managed to clinch.
Meat breaks the clinch.
Nice shot lands for Parker.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Meat moves into the clinch.
Meat breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Parker might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Parker throws a predictable looking body shot
and Meat counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Meat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meat breaks the clinch.
Parker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Meat clinches up with Parker and pushes him back against the cage.
Meat manages to break the clinch.
Meat misses with a wild combination.
Parker misses with a right hand
and Meat counters by moving into the clinch.
Parker wants to get back to striking at distance but Meat won't allow it.
Meat breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Parker slips a jab and a cross from Meat.
Meat bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Parker swings widly with a right hand
and Meat counters with a series of strikes. Parker will be more careful next time no doubt.
Parker throws a lazy uppercut
and Meat counters with a three punch combo that has Parker backing up. Parker nods at Meat to acknowledge the strikes.
Meat pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Parker back to the cage. Meat follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Parker misses with a right hand
and Meat counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Meat.
Meat lands with a short head shot on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Goat Meat dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Parker misses with a left hand
and Meat counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Goat Meat is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Parker misses with a body shot.
Meat throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Parker's jab looks to have found its range, popping Meat under the eye.
Meat throws a right hand that Parker ducks under and follows up with a left that Parker also avoids with ease.
Parker takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Parker swings widly with a right hand
and Meat counters with a one-two to the body.
Meat scores with a hook to the body. Parker takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Meat closes the distance and clinches.
Meat breaks the clinch.
Parker throws a right hand that misses
and Meat counters with a nice body shot.
Meat connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Meat looks to land a combination but Parker avoids it well.
Parker takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Parker is breathing heavily.
Good shot there by Meat.
Goat Meat is winning the standup battle so far.
Meat throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Parker stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Meat moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Parker backs away from a small jab...but Meat lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Parker crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Meat with a spectacular finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Goat Meat!
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energy
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hype
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