PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kid Buu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sheldon Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cooper comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Quote kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Buu
vs
Cooper

170 cm
21
140 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

176 cm
21
145 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kid Buu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sheldon Cooper!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Buu throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cooper pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Buu moves into range and clinches up with Cooper.
Cooper lands a shoulder strike.
Cooper is trying to break free.
Buu using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cooper has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Buu tries to land knees in the clinch but Cooper avoids the damage to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Cooper.
Buu tries to land knees in the clinch but Cooper avoids the damage to the body.
Buu is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Buu keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Cooper's efforts to push away.
Buu tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Buu using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cooper has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Buu looking to throw knees to the head but Cooper is blocking nicely.
Buu keeps control of Cooper as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Buu with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Buu misses with a knee to the head.
Cooper has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Cooper misses with some punches.
Buu unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Buu tries a knee to the head but Cooper blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Buu connects with a nasty looking knee right to Cooper's face.
Buu throws a knee to the head but misses.
Buu prevents Cooper from breaking the clinch.
Cooper is trying to push Buu away but Buu has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Buu using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cooper has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cooper misses with the head strike.
Cooper wants to get back to striking at distance but Buu won't allow it.
Cooper wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Cooper digs a right hand into Buu's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Buu's gas tank.
Cooper has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Buu misses with a knee to the head.
Buu with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Buu with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Buu avoiding damage.
Knees to the body from Buu.
Cooper doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Still in the clinch, Cooper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Buu tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Cooper misses with the head strike.
Cooper wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Buu obliges.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buu prevents Cooper from breaking the clinch.
Cooper on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Buu misses with a knee to the head.
Cooper wants to get back to striking at distance but Buu won't allow it.
Cooper lands a hook that snaps the head of Buu backwards.
Cooper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Buu misses with a knee to the head.
Buu putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Cooper in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Buu missing with knees to the body.
Cooper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Buu throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.

Cooper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Buu is looking to clinch but Cooper is avoiding it.
Buu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Good leg kick by Buu there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Cooper throws a big shot that misses.
Buu fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cooper.
Buu looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Buu misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cooper.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Buu looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cooper tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cooper throws the left hand but Buu avoids the punch easily.
Buu displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cooper throws out the jab.

Buu has closed the distance and engaged Cooper in a clinch.
Buu with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Buu blocking some punches.
Cooper blocks the elbow strike.
Buu with a knee to the head.
Buu crunches a lovely knee into Cooper's ribcage.
Cooper misses with a punch on the inside.
Buu tries to land a knee to the head but Cooper blocks with his arms.
Buu looking to throw knees to the head but Cooper is blocking nicely.
Cooper tries to break free but Buu pushes him back against the cage.
Cooper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Buus head.
Buu misses with a knee to the head.
Buu landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Buu tries to land knees in the clinch but Cooper avoids the damage to the body.
Cooper swings wildly with an uppercut but Buu uses good head movement to avoid it.
A frustrated look appears on Cooper's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Cooper has a couple of punches blocked by Buu.
Cooper has had enough of the clinch but Buu keeps him there for the moment.
Buu landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Buu lands a good knee to the midsection. Cooper won't want to take too many of those.
Cooper looks gassed!
Cooper misses with a body punch.
Cooper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Buu using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cooper has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Buu tries a knee to the head but Cooper blocks it.
Cooper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cooper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cooper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Buu looking to throw knees to the head but Cooper is blocking nicely.
Cooper goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Buu is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cooper is defending well for now.
Cooper takes a knee right on the jaw!
Cooper on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cooper working aggressively here.
Cooper pushes Buu back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kid Buu dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Buu lands with a slapping head kick.
Buu tries to clinch but Cooper moves out of range.
Buu fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Buu throws a low kick, looking for Cooper's leg but Cooper calmly moves out of range.
Buu is looking to slow Cooper down with leg kicks.
An inside leg kick lands from Cooper.
Buu scores with a leg kick.
Cooper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cooper misses with a leg kick
and Buu counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Buu throws a nice inside leg kick.

Buu instigates a clinch.
Buu with a knee to the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Cooper takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Cooper throws a head punch that misses.
A knee to the head by Buu.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Buu pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Cooper avoids the head kick by Buu.
A low kick from Cooper is predictable there

and Buu moves into the clinch.
Cooper tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Buu's elbow.
Buu keeps control of Cooper as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Buu misses with a punch to the body.
Buu is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Cooper is defending well for now.
Cooper tries to circle away but Buu has him pinned against the cage.
Buu throws a knee to the head but misses.
Cooper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Buu blocks an uppercut.
Buu has Cooper pressed against the cage, preventing Cooper from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Buu with a knee to the head.
Cooper wants to get back to striking at distance but Buu won't allow it.
Cooper swings wildly with an uppercut but Buu uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Buu.
Cooper avoiding damage as Buu throws knees to the body.
Cooper on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cooper managing to block the knees to the body from Buu.

Buu breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Cooper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

Buu gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Buu unloads a knee to the mid-section. Cooper lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Buu blocks an uppercut.
Cooper stalling in the clinch but Buu improves position.
Buu lands a nice knee to the body.
Cooper is breathing heavily.
Buu misses with a knee to the head.
Buu scores with a knee to the head.
Buu tries to land knees in the clinch but Cooper avoids the damage to the body.
Cooper swings wildly with an uppercut but Buu uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cooper is trying to force a seperation but Buu has the dominant position.
Buu connects with a nasty looking knee right to Cooper's face.

Buu's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kid Buu is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Cooper.
Buu turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Cooper.
Cooper fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooper misses with a leg kick
and Buu counters with a good low kick that Cooper was not able to check.
Buu lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Buu throws a head kick that half lands.
Buu throws a leg kick which misses Cooper's front leg but catches the back leg as Cooper tries to avoid it.
A good leg kick by Buu.

Buu rushes Cooper and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Buu breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Buu throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Cooper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Buu swings for the body but Cooper moves out of range.
Buu takes a swing at Cooper's ribcage but misses.
Buu throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Cooper takes a kick to the side of the head.
Buu scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Cooper on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Buu. Buu obviously looking to wear him down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Buu.

Buu gets a clinch.
Buu dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Buu throws a knee to the head but misses.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Cooper as Buu tries to tie him up.
Buu is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A knee to the head by Buu.
Buu misses with a knee strike.
Buu dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Cooper tries a body shot but Buu blocks it.
Cooper misses with a body punch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Buu with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Buu scores a nice knee to the body.
Cooper is trying to break the clinch but Buu is controlling him.
Kid Buu has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Cooper pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Buu throws a sloppy head kick and Cooper moves out of range easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kid Buu dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Cooper circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cooper misses with a hook.
Buu throws a nice head kick!
Buu thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Cooper if he has to take too many more of those.
Buu closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Buu moves into range and clinches up with Cooper.
Buu using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cooper has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Buu scores a nice knee to the body.
Buu letting Cooper take a breather here.
Buu takes a shot to the head.
Buu using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Cooper has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Cooper takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cooper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cooper tries to stall but Buu uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Buu misses with a knee strike.
Buu trying to land knees to the body.
Buu tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Cooper wants to break free but Buu has control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Buu connects with a nasty looking knee right to Cooper's face.
Buu with a knee to the head.

Cooper is rocked!

Buu escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cooper is still on wobbly legs! Can Buu finish him?
Buu scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Kid Buu is winning the standup battle so far.

Buu moves into the clinch.
Buu throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Cooper blocks it with crossed arms.
Cooper tries to break free but Buu pushes him back against the cage.

Buu breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Cooper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Buu throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Cooper.
Buu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cooper.
Buu fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cooper.
Buu doesn't manage to clinch there - Cooper circles away.
Cooper lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Buu at a distance.
Buu moves away from the strike by Cooper.
Cooper seems to have recovered his senses.
Both fighters circling a little - Buu finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buu tries to clinch up.
Cooper circles away from the clinch attempt.
Cooper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Buu manages to avoid it.
Buu tries to clinch up but Cooper circles away and keeps his distance.

Buu rushes Cooper and presses him up against the cage.
Buu working Cooper over with knees to the body.
Buu misses with a knee strike.
Buu throws a knee to the head but misses.
Buu trying to land knees to the body.
Cooper can't break the clinch.
Cooper managing to block the knees to the body from Buu.
Buu crunches a lovely knee into Cooper's ribcage.
Cooper wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Buu tries to land knees in the clinch but Cooper avoids the damage to the body.
Buu putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Cooper in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Buu throws a knee to the head but misses.
Buu tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Buu is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cooper can do to turn this around?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooper misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cooper is trying to break the clinch but Buu is controlling him.
Cooper is trying to stall.
Cooper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cooper is trying to break the clinch but Buu is controlling him.
Cooper throws a punch but it's blocked by Buu.
Cooper swings wildly with an uppercut but Buu uses good head movement to avoid it.
Buu stalling in the clinch but Cooper improves position.
Buu with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Cooper lands with a right to the head.
Cooper lands a left hand.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Buu - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Cooper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Cooper stalling in the clinch but Buu improves position.

Buu breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Buu connects with a leg kick. Cooper looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Sheldon Cooper has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Cooper throws a leg kick
and Buu counters with a good, hard body kick but Cooper shrugs it off.
A nice leg kick lands there from Buu.
A nice inside leg kick there by Buu. That's going to slow Cooper down.
Buu misses with a head kick.
Buu looks to land a combination but Cooper avoids it well.
Buu dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cooper. That did some damage!
Cooper throws a leg kick

and Buu counters by moving into the clinch.
Buu misses with a knee strike.
Knees in the clinch landing for Buu.
Kid Buu is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Cooper avoiding damage as Buu throws knees to the body.

Buu manages to break the clinch.
Buu throws a head kick that misses.
Buu throws a head kick that half lands.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Buu dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Cooper. That did some damage!
Buu lands a leg kick that knocks Cooper off balance momentarily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kid Buu showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Buu has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kid Buu!