PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Muhammad Ali (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hammer comes to the cage accompanied by Kanye West. Frank Hammer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Muhammad Ali's chin.

Hammer
vs
Ali

190 cm
22
214 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

180 cm
25
216 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frank Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Muhammad Ali!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer tries to clinch up.
Hammer tries to clinch up but Ali circles away and keeps his distance.
Ali scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Ali misses with a straight left.
Ali throws the left hand but Hammer avoids the punch easily.
Hammer moves away from the strike by Ali.
Muhammad Ali seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ali misses with a hook.
Hammer tries to close the distance and clinch but Ali swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hammer gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Ali.
Ali throws a hook but Hammer avoids it easily.
Hammer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Ali swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Hammer gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Hammer manages to break the clinch.
Ali scores with a jab.
Ali scores with a jab to the jaw.
Hammer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A big left from Hammer misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Hammer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ali works the jab nicely.
Ali bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Hammer's head.
Ali misses with a few strikes there.
Hammer blocks a jab.
Hammer tries to clinch up.
Hammer is looking to clinch but Ali is avoiding it.
Ali works the jab nicely.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ali slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Hammer tries to clinch there but Ali circles away.
Ali misses with a looping right.
Hammer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ali tries to clinch up but Hammer circles away and keeps his distance.
Hammer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ali.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ali moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Hammer clinches up with Ali and pushes him back against the cage.
Ali is looking to break free of the clinch but Hammer has double underhooks.
Ali tries to circle away but Hammer has him pinned against the cage.
Ali is trying to break the clinch but Hammer has him pressed against the cage.
Hammer keeps control of Ali as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Ali is trying to push Hammer away but Hammer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Hammer keeps control of Ali as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A frustrated look appears on Ali's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Ali's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hammer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Ali's defenses.

It looks like Muhammad Ali has been cut.
Ali is looking to break free of the clinch but Hammer has double underhooks.
Ali has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Hammer lands a shot to the body.
Hammer gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Ali can't break the clinch.
Hammer stalls.

Hammer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hammer looks to clinch
and Ali counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hammer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer tries to clinch
enabling Ali to counter with a crisp jab.
Hammer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Hammer takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Ali stuns Hammer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Hammer throws a head kick that misses.
Ali waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hammer.
Ali throws a hook but Hammer avoids it easily.
Ali misses with an uppercut.
Nice uppercut there from Ali.
Ali connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hammer fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ali throws a combination. Hammer tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ali cracks a nice hook into Hammer's ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammer throws a head kick that Ali semi-blocks.
Ali uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Hammer drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Ali is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Hammer had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Ali misses with an uppercut.
Hammer moves in looking to clinch but Ali pushes him off.
Hammer tries to move into range but Ali moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Hammer tries to clinch up
and Ali counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hammer thinking.
Ali throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Ali might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Hammer is breathing heavily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ali jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Hammer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Ali.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hammer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice body punch from Ali.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Muhammad Ali dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Muhammad Ali's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Ali scores with a sloppy right hand. Hammer should have avoided that one.
Ali lands a jab to Hammer's midsection.
Ali keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Ali moves into range and connects with a jab.
Ali looks to land a combination but Hammer avoids it well.
Nice uppercut there from Ali.
Frank Hammer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hammer lands a head kick!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Ali, as that shot connected.
Ali throws a series of strikes that have Hammer backpedaling.
Hammer ducks under a wild hook from Ali.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hammer throws out a leg kick but Ali moves out of range and Hammer only half commits.

Ali forces Hammer back against the cage and clinches.
Ali tries to circle away but Hammer has him pinned against the cage.
Ali wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ali takes a shot to the head.
Hammer missing with knees to the body.
Hammer misses with a knee strike.
Ali looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Ali wants to break free but Hammer has control.

Hammer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Hammer gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A jab lands there for Ali.
Ali lands with a cross.
Ali has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hammer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ali.
Nice defenses there by Hammer.
Ali lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Hammer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ali lands a jab to Hammer's midsection.
Hammer circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Hammer tries to clinch up but Ali circles away and keeps his distance.
Muhammad Ali seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hammer is looking to clinch but Ali is avoiding it.
A swing and a miss from Ali.
Ali swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hammer.
Jab, jab by Ali - just one landing.
Ali swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ali connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hammer tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Ali paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ali throws a jab but it's blocked by Hammer.
Ali changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Ali circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nice defenses there by Hammer.
Hammer gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Ali.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Ali tries to keep at a distance but Hammer has taken the fight into the clinch.
Ali has had enough of the clinch but Hammer keeps him there for the moment.
Ali tries to circle away but Hammer has him pinned against the cage.
Hammer keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Ali's efforts to push away.
Ali wants to get back to striking at distance but Hammer won't allow it.
Ali wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Ali is trying to force a seperation but Hammer has the dominant position.
Ali is trying to push Hammer away but Hammer has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Ali tries to break free but Hammer pushes him back against the cage.

Hammer manages to break the clinch.
Ali works the jab nicely.
Hammer doesn't manage to clinch there - Ali circles away.
Ali misses the jab.

Hammer moves into the clinch.
Ali dodges an elbow strike from Hammer.
Ali wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Hammer has him pressed against the cage.
Hammer is trying to stall.

Hammer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammer slips a straight right by Ali.
Ali clobbers Hammer with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Ali tests Hammer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hammer falls off balance throwing a combination
and Ali counters with a stiff right hand.
Ali connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Ali lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hammer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hammer moves out of range as Ali strikes.
Ali tests Hammer's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ali lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hammer at a distance.
Ali connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Muhammad Ali showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Muhammad Ali's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Hammer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Ali has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Ali and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The crowd cheers as Ali lands an impressive looking overhand right. Hammer doesn't seem phased though.
Ali throws out a loose jab but Hammer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hammer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hammer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Ali manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hammer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Ali misses with a wild combination.
Ali tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hammer was well out of range. Poor timing from Ali.
Ali scores with a shot to the body.
Hammer has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hammer on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Hammer is rocked!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hammer gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Ali.
Oh Hammer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Ali does it's job there.
Hammer gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Ali gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Hammer is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Muhammad Ali!