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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between piet snot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). snot comes to the cage accompanied by Lil Wayne - Drop the World. piet snot could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jimmy Jones's chin.
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242 lbs
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286 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, piet snot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jimmy Jones!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Yamamoto, Sosuke Kotani and Taro Takaoka.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
snot throws a big shot that misses.
snot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
snot misses with a series of wild punches.
Jones connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed snot momentarily.
snot throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jones misses with a left hand
enabling snot to counter with a crisp jab.
It looks like Jimmy Jones has been cut.
Jones lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
It looks like piet snot has been cut.
snot misses the shot to the body.
A big right from Jones misses.
snot throws a lazy uppercut
and Jones counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
snot pulls Jones in close to his closed guard and prevents Jones from doing any damage or advancing position.
snot is looking for a triangle but Jones pushes his legs off easily.
Jones won't allow snot to sweep him here.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Jones's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones lands a couple of digs.
snot is trying to control the position from the bottom.
snot is pulling down on Jones's head. It's preventing any offense from Jones, at least for the moment.
snot tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Jones thows a big elbow that misses.
Jones working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jones keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of snot's head.
snot is looking for a triangle but Jones pushes his legs off easily.
snot is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Jones trying to get back to full guard but snot takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
snot swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Jones is now in snot's guard. A big mistake from snot there, giving up the dominant position!
snot is trying to control the position but Jones postures up.
snot looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
snot avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Jones got a little sloppy there for a moment and snot has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Jones has managed to get both his arms back between snot's legs - danger averted.
snot preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
snot has his foot on Jones's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Jones works his way back into a safe position though.
Jones throws a strike but snot rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Jones is on top in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
snot tries to land a sweep but no joy.
snot manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
snot thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
snot controlling from the full mount.
snot wants to control the pace but Jones is squirming around nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
snot is really struggling to control Jones but he's trying to hold on to the position.
snot swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Jones is now in snot's guard. A big mistake from snot there, giving up the dominant position!
snot tries to land a sweep but no joy.
snot manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
snot throws some wild stikes that Jones manages to avoid easily.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
snot swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Jones is now in snot's guard. A big mistake from snot there, giving up the dominant position!
snot is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
snot missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
snot is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Jones!
snot jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Jones is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Jones and snot has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.
Jones on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
snot wants to control but Jones is keeping him busy.
snot advances to mount.
snot looking to ground and pound but Jones is blocking nicely.
snot trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Jones working to try and regain half guard.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
snot controlling the pace for now.
Jones is squirming around, avoiding snot's attempts to control the action.
snot sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Jones can't escape the position.
snot looking to secure an arm triangle but Jones defends it well.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
snot can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Jones is looking to escape.
Jones holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as snot tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
snot tries to control but Jones wriggling away.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
snot landing strikes from the mount.
snot raining down shots from the mount!
Jones tries to reverse the position but snot maintains control.
snot swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Jones is now in snot's guard. A big mistake from snot there, giving up the dominant position!
snot looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
snot looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
snot wants to control the position but Jones says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that piet snot will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
snot throws a nice outside leg kick.
snot scores with a jab. Jones acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
snot slips a jab from Jones.
snot throws a nice inside leg kick.
snot drives through and clinches with Jones against the cage.
snot drops down looking for an ankle pick but Jones pulls his leg out and moves away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
snot throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
snot has closed the distance and engaged Jones in a clinch.
snot lands with a light punch inside.
snot manages to break the clinch.
Jimmy Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones takes a kick to the side of the head.
snot looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Jones is in trouble now - snot has advanced to mount!
Jones is breathing heavily.
snot can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Jones is looking to escape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, snot cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
piet snot overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
snot looking to control but Jones is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
snot goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Jones is on top in guard.
snot utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
snot is trying to control the position but Jones postures up.
Jones throws and elbow that misses. snot uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jones's guard. Nice move by snot!
snot stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jones swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Jones keeping moving, preventing snot from controlling successfully.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting snot here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
snot is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Jones is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
snot pushing down on Jones's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Jones is refusing to be controlled, as snot sits in half guard.
snot is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
snot tries to control but Jones wriggling away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
snot goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Jones is on top in guard.
snot trying to keep a closed guard but Jones is proving a slippery customer.
Jones throwing strikes but missing.
snot is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
snot looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
snot is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Jones defends it well.
Jones is refusing to be controlled, as snot sits in half guard.
snot is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Jones is looking to improve his position.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
snot seems to be looking for submissions.
snot moves into full mount! Jones won't be happy about that!
Jones is squirming around, avoiding snot's attempts to control the action.
Jones is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Jones manages to regain half guard. Good work.
snot scoring with strikes to the body and head.
snot trying to mount his opponent but Jones defends it.
snot is trying to control the action in half guard but Jones is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
snot is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
snot is keen to just control but Jones is a slippery customer.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
snot is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
snot is trying to control. Jones wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
snot with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
snot is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Jones defends it well.
snot is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Jones sees it coming and defends easily.
snot is looking to stall here but Jones recovers full guard.
snot advances to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
piet snot dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Jones misses with a left hand
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jones takes one to the side of the head.
Jones misses with a lunging right hand
enabling snot to counter with a crisp jab.
Jones misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
snot misses with a body punch
and Jones counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jones misses with a lunging right hand
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
snot bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jones's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and snot moves into the clinch.
snot breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jones misses with a lunging right hand
and snot counters with a shoot takedown. Jones fights it but they end up in guard.
snot slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Jones wants to sweep but no luck.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
snot tries to free his leg and advance position but Jones is retaining full guard.
snot postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
snot is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
snot stays in close to Jones's body and controls the position.
Jones keeping full guard, as snot tries to pass.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
snot forces his way into half guard.
Jones is not content to let snot control the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
snot is looking for a kimura here.
snot trying to control from Jones's half guard. Jones has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
snot is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Jones looking for a sweep. Not yet Jones, not yet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as snot accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
snot trying to control but Jones is working from the bottom.
Jones looking for a sweep. Not yet Jones, not yet.
snot wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.
snot trying to move into half guard but instead Jones has managed to sweep!
snot is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
snot managing to control the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
snot is trying to control the position but Jones postures up.
We're going to have a standup here because piet snot wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
snot throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jones might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
snot throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Jones misses with a lunging right hand
letting snot counter with a right hand.
snot swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
snot throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Jones lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
snot shoots in looking for a takedown but Jones manages to keep the fight standing, pushing snot's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Jones drives through with a takedown into guard.
Jones throwing strikes but missing.
Jones throwing strikes but missing.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
snot working a defensive guard but Jones passes into half guard.
Jones is thwarting snot's attempts to control the position.
snot works his way to full guard. Good work.
snot has control of Jones's left arm, preventing Jones from doing any damage.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Jones accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
snot is looking for a triangle but Jones pushes his legs off easily.
Jones with a flurry of punches that miss.
snot is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
snot keeping full guard, as Jones tries to pass.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
snot controls Jones momentarily but Jones frees himself.
Jones is looking to work some ground and pound but snot has wrist control.
Jones drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but snot manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Jones has snot in his guard.
snot trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
snot working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Jones keeping moving, preventing snot from controlling successfully.
Jones looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
snot wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.
The ref stands the fighters back up because piet snot just wasn't active enough.
snot thuds a left hand into Jones's body.
Nice defenses there by snot.
snot looks to land a right hand but Jones moved out of range.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Jones misses with a combination
and Jones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jones gets tackled into the cage by snot. snot maintains the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from snot.
snot tries to score a body lock takedown but Jones shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
snot has Jones pressed against the cage.
snot tries for a takedown but Jones manages to get underhooks.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for piet snot. That's going to take a lot out of him.
snot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jones tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but snot was well out of range. Poor timing from Jones.
A jab from snot finds it's way through Jones's defenses.
piet snot is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The fighters circle momentarily. snot darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A left lands for Jones.
snot tries a head kick but it misses.
Jones's corner calls for a 1-2. Jones obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jones uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by snot.
Jones misses with an uppercut
and snot counters with a nice low kick that buckles Jones's knee momentarily.
Jones takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Jimmy Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for snot.
snot plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
snot connects with a leg kick. Jones looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
A head kick from snot lands but Jones takes it in his stride.
snot fails with a takedown attempt.
Jones misses with a leg kick
enabling snot to counter with a crisp jab.
snot just misses with a punch to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - snot looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jones throws a poor cross that misses
and snot counters with a big head kick but Jones shrugs it off.
piet snot is winning the standup battle so far.
Jones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but snot manages to avoid it.
snot cracks Jones with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
snot closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jones circles away.
snot shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Jones manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
snot missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that's the end of the fight!
piet snot showed his dominance in that final round.
Well snot has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight for piet snot!
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight for piet snot!
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight for piet snot!
piet snot wins by unanimous decision!
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hype
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