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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lolcake Roflcake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hugo Junior (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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205 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
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214 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Powerful takedowns
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lolcake Roflcake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hugo Junior!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Viktor Lagutenko and Illya Tyunina.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Junior feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Junior thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Roflcake knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Junior on the ground.
Junior drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Junior as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Roflcake screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Junior! Nice submission victory there!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Hugo Junior!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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