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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frankestein Mir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cross David (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mir might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to FRANKIE by 80Kidz; So Coool!. Frankestein Mir is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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269 lbs
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245 lbs
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BJJ Brown Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Frankestein Mir!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Cross David!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Andrew Berry and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mir shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. David manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
David keeping full guard, as Mir tries to pass.
Mir drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and David dives on top into guard.
Mir keeping moving, preventing David from controlling successfully.
Mir is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Mir keeping full guard, as David tries to pass.
Mir working a defensive guard here.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as David accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Mir keeping moving, preventing David from controlling successfully.
Mir manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. David manages to get himself to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but David manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
Mir is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
David sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Mir keeping moving, preventing David from controlling successfully.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Mir controlling David's posture.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
David postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Cross David hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Mir.
David stuffs the takedown attempt from Mir. Mir gets slowly back to his feet.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Mir.
David feints and as Mir raises his hands in defense, David changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
David's corner is telling him to maintain position.
David won't allow Mir to sweep him here.
Mir trying to control the position.
Mir keeping full guard, as David tries to pass.
Mir looking for a sweep. Not yet Mir, not yet.
Mir keeping moving, preventing David from controlling successfully.
David must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
David looking to pass the guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mir is trying to keep David in close.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Mir gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Mir breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mir changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. David looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
David tries to bench press Mir off him but Mir keeps the position.
David manages to work his way to half guard, despite Mir's best efforts.
David controlling the position well.
Mir seems to be looking for submissions.
Mir trying to pass the guard but David defending well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
David is trying to control but can't.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mir throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
David makes his way to full guard. A much better position for David.
Mir pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. David is keeping the position for now.
Mir pushes down on David's leg and manages to get into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mir wants to pass to mount but David is defending the position.
Mir wants to work for an arm triangle but David is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Frankestein Mir will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!
Mir lands a nice looking body shot.
Mir throws a shot from downtown. David moves away and avoids it.
Mir lands a jab to David's midsection.
Mir looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for David!
Mir with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Mir looking to ground and pound but David is blocking nicely.
Mir is looking to work his way around to David's back. He needs to be careful though, as he's in danger of losing this dominant position.
Mir is working hard here to advance position.
David tries to hold on but Mir pushes him away.
David is trying to escape the mount.
David tries to lock up and control but Mir gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Mir swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and David is now in Mir's guard. A big mistake from Mir there, giving up the dominant position!
That's one minute gone in the round.
David trying to control but Mir is working from the bottom.
Mir working a defensive guard but David manages to pass into side control anyway.
Mir gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Mir is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Mir keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
David wants to control but Mir is keeping him busy.
David keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Mir wants to get back to full guard.
Mir trying to control from the bottom.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Mir changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. David looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
David is trying to get back to half guard.
David struggling a bit here.
David managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Mir.
David tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Mir wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
David is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Mir's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
David is looking to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mir trying to pass the guard but David defending well.
Mir is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
David is trying to control but can't.
David wants to get back to full guard.
Mir missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
David is defending against the submission attempts here by Mir.
David is trying to get back to full guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
David wants to control but Mir is keeping busy.
David won't allow Mir to pass to mount.
Frankestein Mir overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
David has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Mir is working away from the top position though.
Mir tries to pass the half guard into mount. David knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
The ref calls for a clean break and stands the fighters back up. Cross David wasn't active enough on the ground.
David cracks Mir with an open hand slap.
Mir shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. David is trying to defend but Mir finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
David wants to control but Mir is keeping busy and won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Frankestein Mir dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Mir scores with a jab.
Mir misses with a takedown
and David counters with a stiff right hand.
No joy there for Mir, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
David throws a hook but Mir avoids it easily.
Mir swings for the body but David moves out of range.
David clinches with his opponent.
David on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A shot in the inside from David.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Mir obliges.
Mir scores with a shoulder strike.
Mir goes for a takedown attempt but David pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Mir misses with a takedown attempt
and David connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frankestein Mir. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
David misses with a straight left.
David misses with a hook. Mir ducked under it nicely.
Mir forces David back against the cage and clinches.
Mir breaks from the clinch.
David swings for the body but Mir moves out of range.
David takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
David with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Mir to score with a decent uppercut.
Mir tries for a takedown but David circles away easily
and David counters with a nice double leg into guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
David with a flurry of punches that miss.
Mir pulls David in to control the position.
Mir is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
David throwing strikes but missing.
Mir preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
David trying to control the position from guard on top but Mir is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Mir is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Mir is trying to keep David in close.
Mir is adopting a defensive guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
We're going to have a standup here because Frankestein Mir wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
David takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Mir closes the distance and clinches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from David.
A right hook to the body lands for David.
Mir with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
David is working Mir over against the cage.
David lands a nice shot to the body.
David lands a hook that snaps the head of Mir backwards.
A hook to the body from David.
David lands with a right to the head.
Mir tries for a takedown but David manages to get underhooks.
David misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Mir.
David lands with a short head shot on the inside.
David pushes Mir back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
David lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Mir or not.
A hook to the body from David.
David has clasped his hands together around Mir's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.
Mir being controlled for a moment.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for David. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Let's hope that David has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
David's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Cross David hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
David moves in looking to clinch but Mir pushes him off.
Mir scores with a jab.
Mir takes one to the side of the head.
David fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Mir fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Mir avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
David tries to clinch up.
Mir shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and David counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by David.
Mir looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but David puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
David wants to take a breather but Mir is having none of it.
Mir trying to control from the bottom.
David sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Mir defending well though.
David is trying to control. Mir wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
David looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Mir wants to control but David is keeping busy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mir is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Mir has his takedown stuffed
and David moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Cross David really dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
David tries to clinch but Mir moves out of range.
Mir lands a jab to the nose.
David tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mir paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mir looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Mir moves nicely into side control.
Mir tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Mir has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
David can't do much from the bottom here.
Mir is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, David has escaped the position, nice work there.
David manages to get back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and David reverses the position - he's now on top in Mir's guard.
Mir controlling David's posture.
Mir keeping moving, preventing David from controlling successfully.
Mir controls David momentarily but David frees himself.
Mir is controlling David's posture.
David looking to pass the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Mir pulls David in close to his closed guard and prevents David from doing any damage or advancing position.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up, due to lack of activity on the part of Frankestein Mir.
Mir defending well as David loads up on a big left hand.
Mir lands a body shot.
Mir shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Mir showed some decent athleticism there.
David trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Mir manages to pass to mount!
David is working to get back to half guard.
Mir is going oldschool here, as he tries to force David to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so David shrugs it off.
David wants to control but Mir is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
David is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
David is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Mir is staying active.
Mir goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now David is on top in guard.
Mir trying to control the position.
David wants to control from the top but Mir keeps moving.
Mir is trying to keep David in close.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
David wants to control from the top but Mir keeps moving.
OK we're going to have a standup here. Cross David hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Mir takes a body punch but keeps moving.
David tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Mir manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
David takes one to the chin there.
David connects with a body shot that sends Mir's belly button to the back.
Mir has his takedown stuffed
and David counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Mir is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
David wants to control but Mir is keeping him busy.
Mir makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Mir.
Mir looking to hit a scissor sweep but David is one step ahead there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close fourth round but I would say that Frankestein Mir will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Mir throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Mir closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mir lands in his opponent's guard.
David is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Mir tries to free his leg and advance position but David is retaining full guard.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
David is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Mir is pushing down on David's leg trying to pass to half guard. David is fighting to maintain full guard but Mir has managed to sneak the leg through.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mir looking for a submission but David manages to get full guard, putting an end to that submission attempt.
David tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Mir wants to pass the guard but David is keeping the position.
David trying to keep a closed guard but Mir is proving a slippery customer.
Mir slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Mir swings around for an armbar but David sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Mir's guard.
David stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Mir swivels though and keeps the full guard.
David trying to control but Mir is working from the bottom.
Frankestein Mir is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mir pulls David in to control the position.
David postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
David wants to control from the top but Mir keeps moving.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Cross David was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Mir swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and David counters with a nice double leg into guard.
David preventing the sweep.
Mir not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
David showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Mir working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from David.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
David is stalling in the full guard.
Mir keeping moving, preventing David from controlling successfully.
Cross David has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.
Mir avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mir connects with a looping right hand.
David on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Frankestein Mir seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for David, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mir fails with the takedown
and David counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Mir moves out of range of the strikes.
Mir shoots for a double leg takedown but David sprawls well. He's pushed Mir's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Mir circles away from the clinch attempt.
David throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Mir tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. David is in Mir's guard.
Cross David has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
David being controlled here momentarily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
David trying to control but Mir is working from the bottom.
Mir controls David momentarily but David frees himself.
David preventing the sweep.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Mir connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Frankestein Mir is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
David throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mir sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The fighters circling - David throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
No luck for Mir with that takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frankestein Mir. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mir on the wrong end of a nice jab.
David clobbers Mir with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mir's corner calls for a 1-2. Mir obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
And that's the end of the fight!
Cross David comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Mir has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 46:49
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 48:47
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 48:47
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Frankestein Mir!
Frankestein Mir is the new heavyweight champion!
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