|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Pamela Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Deejay Vendetta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vendetta has chosen Soilwork - Nerve as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Pamela Anderson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
 |
|
 |
| 182 cm
24
178 lbs
10 - 1 - 0 |
|
177 cm
27
180 lbs
12 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
|
Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pamela Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Deejay Vendetta!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Albert Achterberg and Paul Aken.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vendetta throws a combination that misses
and Anderson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A head kick misses from Anderson.
Vendetta rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Anderson counters with a stiff right hand.
Anderson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Vendetta takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Vendetta. Anderson shrugs it off though.
Anderson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Vendetta at a distance.
Anderson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Vendetta.
Vendetta lands with an uppercut that bounces Anderson off the cage and back into rage.
It looks like Pamela Anderson has been cut.
Vendetta throws a body punch but Anderson moves out of range.
Anderson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Deejay Vendetta seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vendetta misses with a hook to the body
and Anderson counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Anderson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Vendetta counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Vendetta throws a lazy uppercut
and Anderson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Vendetta throws the left hand but Anderson avoids the punch easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vendetta throws a combination that misses
and Anderson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Anderson. That's going to slow Vendetta down.
Anderson smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Vendetta fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A head kick misses from Anderson.
Vendetta tries to clinch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Vendetta throws a predictable looking body shot
and Anderson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Anderson checks the leg kick nicely there.
Vendetta fails in his attempt to clinch.
Anderson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Vendetta throws out the jab.
Vendetta misses with a left hand
and Anderson counters with a leg kick.
Vendetta throws a left and a right that both miss
and Anderson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Vendetta tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Anderson looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vendetta throws a leg kick that misses.
Vendetta scores with the left hand. Anderson knows he should have avoided that one.
Anderson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Anderson comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A low kick from Vendetta is predictable there
enabling Anderson to counter with a crisp jab.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Anderson avoids a kick to the body.
Vendetta misses with a left hand
and Anderson counters with a slapping leg kick.
Vendetta throws an ugly left hook that misses
so Anderson counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Vendetta seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Vendetta is trying to keep Anderson in close.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Anderson controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Vendetta trying to keep a closed guard but Anderson is proving a slippery customer.
Anderson has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Vendetta looks to throw a body kick
and Anderson counters with a thumping low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Anderson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Anderson lands with a thumping leg kick.
A good leg kick by Vendetta.
Deejay Vendetta is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vendetta is looking to score with low kicks.
Vendetta misses with a left hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Anderson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Vendetta thuds his shin into the meat of Anderson's side.
Nice shot lands for Vendetta.
Good standup being displayed there by Vendetta as he connects with a hook.
Vendetta looks to clinch
and Anderson makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Vendetta takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Anderson takes a swing at Vendetta's ribcage but misses.
Anderson with a hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Pamela Anderson will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Pamela Anderson's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Vendetta throws a lazy uppercut
letting Anderson counter with a right hand.
Anderson tries for a takedown but Vendetta circles away easily
and Vendetta counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Vendetta.
Anderson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Vendetta gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Anderson throws a head punch that misses.
Vendetta tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Anderson's elbow.
Anderson misses with the head strike.
Anderson working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Vendetta throws a punch but it's blocked by Anderson.
Anderson on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Vendetta lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A short uppercut from Vendetta.
Vendetta has a couple of punches blocked by Anderson.
Vendetta tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Vendetta tries to land a knee to the head but Anderson blocks with his arms.
Vendetta misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Anderson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Anderson blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Anderson lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Vendetta backwards.
Vendetta with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A short left from Anderson.
Anderson stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Nice body punch from Anderson.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson leaning his opponent against the cage.
Vendetta tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Vendetta with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Anderson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Vendetta tries to throw a body punch but Anderson avoids it by throwing Vendetta back against the cage.
Vendetta blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Vendetta throws a head punch that misses.
Anderson working aggressively here.
A right hook to the body lands for Vendetta.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Vendetta.
Anderson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Vendetta tries to land a knee to the head but Anderson blocks with his arms.
Vendetta scores with a shoulder strike.
Vendetta misses with a short punch on the inside.
Anderson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Anderson breaks from the clinch.
Vendetta tries to clinch up but Anderson circles away and keeps his distance.
Anderson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Nice sprawl there from Vendetta as Anderson shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Pamela Anderson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Anderson, right into the meat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vendetta blocks a head kick by Anderson.
Vendetta misses with a leg kick
and Anderson counters with a nice uppercut.
Anderson connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Vendetta momentarily.
Vendetta swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Anderson counters with a nice body kick.
Vendetta throws a low kick but Anderson moves out of range easily.
A left lands for Anderson.
Anderson connects with a leg kick. Vendetta looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Vendetta thows a leg kick but Anderson checks it
and Anderson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Anderson throws a right hand that misses
and Vendetta connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fighters circle momentarily. Vendetta darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Vendetta blocks a head kick by Anderson.
Pamela Anderson is winning the standup battle so far.
Anderson scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vendetta won't allow Anderson to pass to mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Vendetta is trying to stand up here but Anderson is controlling him well.
Anderson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Anderson winds up and cracks Vendetta with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Anderson trying to control the action but Vendetta is working from the bottom.
Anderson missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Vendetta won't allow Anderson to pass to mount.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Vendetta keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pamela Anderson dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Pamela Anderson's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Anderson moves out of range as Vendetta strikes.
Vendetta thows a body kick. Anderson tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Vendetta throws a right hand that misses
letting Anderson counter with a right hand.
Vendetta takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Anderson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Vendetta.
Anderson throws a lazy body kick
and Vendetta counters with an inside leg kick.
Vendetta throws an off balance right hand
and Anderson counters with an inside leg kick.
Vendetta misses with a right hand
and Anderson counters with a thumping low kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Anderson.
Vendetta throws a hook but Anderson blocks it.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Anderson - that will leave a mark!
Anderson throws a nice outside leg kick.
Vendetta takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Anderson connects with a solid leg kick.
Vendetta takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson misses with an uppercut. Vendetta saw that one coming.
Vendetta throws a lazy head kick
and Anderson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Anderson.
Anderson avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Anderson throws a leg kick which misses Vendetta's front leg but catches the back leg as Vendetta tries to avoid it.
Anderson thuds his shin into the meat of Vendetta's side.
Vendetta throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Anderson counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Vendetta has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Anderson.
Anderson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Anderson scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson wants to lay and pray for a moment but Vendetta keeps working.
Anderson sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Vendetta defending well though.
Anderson not doing much here.
Vendetta tries to get to full guard but Anderson has control of the leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson not doing much here.
Deejay Vendetta has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Anderson's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
The ref stands the fighters back up because Pamela Anderson just wasn't active enough.
Vendetta throws a lazy uppercut
and Anderson counters with a stiff right hand.
Pamela Anderson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Anderson paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Vendetta darts in trying to clinch
and Anderson counters with a nice low kick that buckles Vendetta's knee momentarily.
Vendetta throws an off balance right hand
and Anderson counters with a nice body kick.
Vendetta is looking to score with low kicks.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Vendetta throws a head kick that misses
and Anderson makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Vendetta really felt that one!
Vendetta throws a right hand that misses
and Anderson counters with a thumping low kick.
Vendetta rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Anderson counters with a good low kick that Vendetta was not able to check.
And that's the end of the fight!
Pamela Anderson showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Anderson, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 30:27
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pamela Anderson!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
71% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
