PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hunter Hearst Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rankka Ankka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hogan kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is The Game. The crowd seem to be enjoying Ankka's choice of entrance music: Milk - The Knife Song. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hearst Hogan
vs
Ankka

172 cm
21
215 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

205 cm
21
220 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Powerful

[IFC] Fighter's Clothing Essentials

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hunter Hearst Hogan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rankka Ankka!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Aafke Stam and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hogan shoots in and drives through. Ankka sprawls well.

Hogan throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Ankka stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Hogan follows into mount!
Hogan throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Hogan thowing shots but they're missing.
Ankka is trying desperately to improve position.
Hogan throwing sloppy strikes, which aren't doing any damage.

Hogan has hold of an arm here, looking to extend it. He's committed to the armbar attempt here! Will he get it?! Yes! Ankka is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Hunter Hearst Hogan!