PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Woods (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pedo Bear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Pedo Bear was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Woods
vs
Bear

190 cm
20
215 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
27
209 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Solid chin

[IFC] Fighter's Clothing Essentials
Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, James Woods!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pedo Bear!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Anthony Taglia and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Woods dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Woods lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Bear shoots and misses
and Woods counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A lazy left from Woods finds it's target.
Woods misses with a two punch combination.
Woods connects with a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Woods misses with a series of wild punches.
Bear has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bear there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bear looks gassed!
Woods slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
A left lands for Woods.
No joy there for Woods, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Woods clinches up against the cage.
Woods lands with a left to the head.

Woods breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
James Woods seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Woods cracks Bear with a right hand to the side of the head.
Woods ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab from Woods finds it's way through Bear's defenses.
Woods ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Woods sizes up Bear with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

Bear is rocked!
BAM! Woods delivers a spinning backfist that drops Bear like a ragdoll! This is all oooooveeeer! He was out before he hit the ground!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Spinning Backfist). James Woods!