PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Danny The Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sauna Majuri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Majuri is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Nälkämaan laulu - Polyteknikkojen kuoro. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Sauna Majuri was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

The Dog
vs
Majuri

206 cm
19
290 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

204 cm
19
285 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Danny The Dog!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Sauna Majuri!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Dog walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Majuri throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Majuri takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Majuri blocks a head kick by The Dog.
The Dog lands with a thumping leg kick.
Majuri tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Dog was well out of range. Poor timing from Majuri.
The Dog on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The Dog with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Majuri takes a swing at The Dog's ribcage but misses.
Majuri is looking to clinch but The Dog is avoiding it.
The Dog tries a head kick but it misses.
Majuri staying out of range there.
Majuri on the wrong end of a nice jab.

It looks like Sauna Majuri has been cut.
The Dog throws a chopping leg kick but Majuri manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Majuri stalks The Dog and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into The Dog's face. The Dog staggers backwards, shaken.
The Dog blocks a jab.
Majuri throws an off balance right hand
and The Dog counters with a nice low kick that buckles Majuri's knee momentarily.
The Dog misses with a head kick.
The Dog feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Majuri's calf.
The Dog throws a head kick but Majuri moves out of range.
The Dog shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Dog keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Dog connects with an inside leg kick.
Majuri takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Majuri looks gassed!
An inside leg kick lands from The Dog.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from The Dog, right into the meat.
Majuri ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Dog moves away.
The Dog turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Dog lands a high kick!
Nice shot by The Dog.
Majuri takes a kick to the side of the head.
The Dog plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

That has opened up Sauna Majuri's cut even more.
A head kick from The Dog lands but Majuri takes it in his stride.
The Dog connects with a leg kick. Majuri looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The Dog throws a head kick that half lands.
The Dog connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Dog throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Majuri.
The Dog connects with a body shot.
The Dog fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Majuri has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Dog throws a sloppy head kick and Majuri moves out of range easily.
Majuri's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
The Dog scores with a spinning back kick!
That kick from The Dog tenderised Majuri's leg. Majuri is trying to keep his angry face on.
Sauna Majuri seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Dog throws a nice inside leg kick.
Majuri takes a head kick and keeps coming.

The cut above Sauna Majuri's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The Dog throws a quick inside leg kick.
The Dog connects with an inside leg kick.
The Dog throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

Sauna Majuri's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The Dog dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Majuri. That did some damage!
The Dog scoring well with a low kick there.
The Dog fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Majuri has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The Dog uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Majuri.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by The Dog.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Dog.
The Dog tries a head kick but it misses.
Majuri looks to clinch
and The Dog counters with a head kick.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Sauna Majuri's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Danny The Dog!