PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between The Hamburglar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seppo Kneeninen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kneeninen comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hotsteppa kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Seppo Kneeninen is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Hamburglar
vs
Kneeninen

170 cm
25
220 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

190 cm
19
204 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, The Hamburglar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Seppo Kneeninen!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hamburglar shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Kneeninen napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Hamburglar looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Kneeninen is avoiding damage well.
Kneeninen tries to escape but Hamburglar is in control.
Hamburglar working the head and body with strikes.
Kneeninen parries the strikes from Hamburglar easily there. Hamburglar is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Kneeninen to escape.
Kneeninen tries to improve position but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hamburglar scores with a couple of short elbows.
Hamburglar working the head with strikes.

Kneeninen is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hamburglar works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Kneeninen is still in real trouble! Can Hamburglar finish him?
Hamburglar lands a huge shot from side control! Kneeninen is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). The Hamburglar!