PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Swg le fay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douglas Qwasnatmetaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Qwasnatmetaker has chosen Prodigy - Smack my bitch up as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

le fay
vs
Qwasnatmetaker

175 cm
28
180 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

175 cm
21
185 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Swg le fay!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Douglas Qwasnatmetaker!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Winston Howard and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body shot.
le fay connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a low kick but it's checked well by le fay.
le fay moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
A nice leg kick lands there from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
le fay blocks a head kick by Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Qwasnatmetaker does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
le fay shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Qwasnatmetaker as he jumps to the side.
le fay takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
le fay fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Qwasnatmetaker misses with a low kick.
Qwasnatmetaker is looking to slow le fay down with leg kicks.

Qwasnatmetaker clinches up against the cage.
Qwasnatmetaker works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
le fay misses with a body punch.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a blind hook that connects with the side of le fays head.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Qwasnatmetaker.
le fay has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body punch in the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker cracks le fay with a nice body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a shoulder strike.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a body punch.
le fay is breathing heavily.
le fay drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Swg le fay. That's going to take a lot out of him.

le fay breaks from the clinch.
Qwasnatmetaker jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Qwasnatmetaker - that will leave a mark!
Qwasnatmetaker throws out a powerful jab.
Qwasnatmetaker is looking to slow le fay down with leg kicks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice inside leg kick there by Qwasnatmetaker. That's going to slow le fay down.
le fay on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice looking body shot.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. le fay looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Qwasnatmetaker throws a nice head kick!
No joy there for Qwasnatmetaker, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
le fay chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Qwasnatmetaker can pounce on him.
Qwasnatmetaker fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt le fay.

Qwasnatmetaker clinches up with le fay and pushes him back against the cage.
Good body shot from Qwasnatmetaker.
Qwasnatmetaker scores with a shoulder strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
le fay takes a shot to the head.

le fay is rocked!
Qwasnatmetaker lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Oh le fay is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

It looks like Swg le fay has been cut.
Qwasnatmetaker unloads with a big right hand that wobbles le fay! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Qwasnatmetaker is unloading with more strikes now! le fay drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Douglas Qwasnatmetaker!
Douglas Qwasnatmetaker is the new welterweight champion!