PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bigfoots Dik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crack Jaws (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Crack Jaws was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Dik
vs
Jaws

200 cm
26
210 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

187 cm
26
210 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bigfoots Dik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Crack Jaws!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Alyssa Summers and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dik moves into the clinch successfully.
Dik throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Dik pushes off an throws an elbow but Jaws leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Dik throws an elbow but it misses.
Dik comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Crack Jaws has been cut.
Jaws blocks an elbow strike.
Dik creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jaws avoids a wild elbow strike from Dik.
Jaws dodges an elbow strike from Dik.
Dik misses with an elbow strike.
Jaws blocks an elbow strike from Dik.
Jaws tries to break the clinch but Dik is controlling the position.
Jaws dodges an elbow strike from Dik.
Dik creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Jaws blocks the elbow strike.
Jaws avoids a wild elbow strike from Dik.
Dik misses with an elbow over the top.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Dik pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Jaws has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Dik throws an elbow but misses.
Dik pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Jaws looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jaws dodges an elbow strike from Dik.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jaws wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dik has him pressed against the ropes.
Dik tries to land knees in the clinch but Jaws avoids the damage to the body.
Dik misses with an elbow over the top.
Dik misses with an elbow strike.
Dik throws an elbow but it misses.
Dik misses with an elbow strike.
A frustrated look appears on Jaws's face as he tries to break the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Dik just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jaws's brow.
Jaws is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Jaws blocks the elbow strike.
Dik pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Dik pushes off an throws an elbow but Jaws leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Jaws blocks an elbow strike from Dik.
Jaws tries to break the clinch but Dik is controlling the position.
Dik misses with an elbow strike.
Jaws dodges an elbow strike from Dik.
Jaws wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dik has him pressed against the ropes.
Dik throws an elbow but it misses.
Dik misses with an elbow strike.
Dik throws an elbow that misses.
Jaws takes an elbow to the temple.
Dik creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dik throws an elbow but it misses.
Dik creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Dik throws an elbow but it misses.
Dik misses with an elbow over the top.
Dik lands an elbow that stopped Jaws in his tracks for a moment.
Dik looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Jaws dodges an elbow strike from Dik.
Dik pushes off an throws an elbow but Jaws leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Dik throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jaws avoids the elbow strike from Dik, against the ropes.
Jaws is trying to break the clinch but Dik is controlling him.
Dik creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Dik misses with an elbow strike.
Jaws takes an elbow to the temple.

That has opened up Crack Jaws's cut even more.
Dik throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Dik throws an elbow but it misses.
Dik is breathing heavily.
Jaws is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
Dik pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Dik lands a damaging elbow.
Dik missing with knees to the body.
Jaws blocks an elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaws working hard to break the clinch.
Jaws dodges an elbow strike from Dik.
Dik pushes off an throws an elbow but Jaws leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Jaws tries to break the clinch but Dik is controlling the position.
Jaws blocks an elbow strike from Dik.
Dik creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Dik throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Dik creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Dik is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jaws is defending well for now.
Jaws is trying to maintain a safe position but Dik gets an underhook and turns Jaws into the ropes.
Jaws is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Dik throws an elbow but misses.
Jaws dodges an elbow strike from Dik.
Jaws wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jaws is trying to break free.
Jaws blocks an elbow strike from Dik.
Dik throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A frustrated look appears on Jaws's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jaws has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Dik pushes off an throws an elbow but Jaws leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Jaws is trying to push Dik away but Dik has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Dik pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Jaws tries to break free but Dik pushes him back against the ropes.
Jaws is looking to break free of the clinch but Dik has double underhooks.
Jaws is looking to control Dik's arms but Dik gets an underhook and turns him. Now Jaws has his back to the ropes.
Jaws is trying to force a seperation but Dik has the dominant position.
A frustrated look appears on Jaws's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jaws trying to control the position but instead, Dik has worked for underhooks and has pushed Jaws into the ropes.
Jaws can't break the clinch.
Jaws looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dik misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Jaws.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Dik just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jaws's brow.
Jaws wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jaws wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jaws is trying to break the clinch but Dik is controlling him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bigfoots Dik dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Crack Jaws's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Jaws with a nice cross.
Jaws blocks a head kick by Dik.
Jaws scores with a jab. Dik acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A head kick misses from Dik.
Bigfoots Dik is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dik fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jaws scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jaws wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jaws throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Dik stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jaws lands a nice shot that snaps Dik's head back.
Dik takes one to the chin there.

Dik is rocked!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Jaws circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Dik to the canvas! Dik doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Jaws keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Crack Jaws!