PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Masaru Midget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jizzle Bunz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Midget's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This. Bunz is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Candy Paint - Ken Tuck. Masaru Midget has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Midget
vs
Bunz

225 cm
23
299 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

189 cm
24
265 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Masaru Midget!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jizzle Bunz!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Konstantin Menshow and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Midget ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bunz moves away.
Bunz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Midget lands a glancing blow to the side of Bunz's head.
Midget throws a low kick, looking for Bunz's leg but Bunz calmly moves out of range.
Bunz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Midget misses the shot to the body.
Midget feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bunz's calf.
Midget thuds a left hand into Bunz's body.
Bunz wants to clinch.
Midget uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bunz.
Bunz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Midget.
Midget scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Midget misses with a body shot.
A jab from Midget misses.
Midget scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Midget thows a left - swing and a miss!
Midget lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bunz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Midget misses with a straight left.
Midget darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Midget looks to throw the jab but Bunz is out of range.
Midget scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Midget feints and then cracks Bunz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Bunz down.
Bunz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bunz misses with the body kick
and Midget counters with a head kick.
Nice straight punches there by Midget. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Midget.
Midget throws a hook but Bunz avoids it easily.
Midget lands a head kick!

It looks like Jizzle Bunz has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Midget looks to land a right hand but Bunz moved out of range.
A slapping leg kick lands for Midget.
Midget lands with an uppercut that bounces Bunz off the cage and back into rage.
Midget throws a low kick but Bunz avoids it.
Nice body punch from Midget.
Midget looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A right-left combo lands from Midget.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Midget misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Midget slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Midget tries to land a leg kick but Bunz saw it coming and moves away.
Midget is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Midget misses with a double jab.
Bunz avoids the head kick by Midget.
Bunz checks a leg kick.
Midget misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Midget loads up on a big right hand but Bunz slips the punch.
Midget misses with an uppercut. Bunz saw that one coming.
Jab, jab by Midget - just one landing.
Bunz tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Midget manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Nice shot by Midget.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bunz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Midget throws a body kick that misses.
Bunz on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bunz stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Midget.
Midget lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bunz circles away quickly and effectively.
Masaru Midget is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Midget misses with a double jab
and Midget takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Masaru Midget seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bunz ducks under a wild hook from Midget.
That kick from Midget tenderised Bunz's leg. Bunz is trying to keep his angry face on.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Midget throws a body punch but Bunz moves out of range.
Bunz's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Midget throws a shot to the body.
A jab lands there for Midget.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Masaru Midget dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jizzle Bunz's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Bunz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Midget.
Midget lands a nice shot that snaps Bunz's head back.
Midget misses with a shot to the body
and Bunz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bunz closes the distance and clinches up with Midget, looking for a takedown. Bunz pushes Midget against the cage but Midget circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Bunz takes a swing at Midget's ribcage but misses.
Bunz fails with a takedown attempt.
Bunz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Midget misses with a low kick.
Bunz throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A jab from Midget misses.
Midget waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bunz.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Midget.
Midget punishes Bunz's body with a nice straight punch.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Bunz might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Midget has got the better of the exchanges.
Bunz has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Midget.
Midget tests Bunz's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Midget takes a swing at Bunz's ribcage but misses.
Midget lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bunz circles away quickly and effectively.
Midget throws an overhand right that lands on Bunz's shoulder, as Bunz tries to avoid the shot.
Midget misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bunz.
Bunz defending well as Midget loads up on a big left hand.
Bunz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Midget is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bunz.
Midget lands a nice hook to Bunz's body. Bunz takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bunz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Masaru Midget is winning the standup battle so far.
Midget lands a jab to the head.
An inside leg kick from Bunz misses.
Midget swings widly with a right hand
and Bunz counters with a good low kick that Midget was not able to check.
Midget is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Bunz can do to turn this around?
Midget missing with a left hand there. Bunz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Midget throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bunz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Midget.
Midget lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Midget throws a hook to the side of Bunz's head but Bunz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Midget throws a series of punches but Bunz moves out of range.
Midget lands an overhand right.
Midget throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Bunz counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Bunz.
Bunz trying to control the position from guard on top but Midget is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bunz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Midget wants to stand and escape but Bunz is having none of it.
Bunz trying to control but Midget is working from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Midget has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Bunz is looking to work some ground and pound but Midget has wrist control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Masaru Midget dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jizzle Bunz's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Nice uppercut lands for Midget. That snapped Bunz's head back.
Midget works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Midget scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Midget fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bunz.
Bunz takes a swing at Midget's ribcage but misses.
Midget misses with a leg kick
and Bunz connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Jab, jab by Midget - just one landing.
No luck for Bunz with that takedown attempt.
Midget throws an overhand right that lands on Bunz's shoulder, as Bunz tries to avoid the shot.
Midget lands a head kick. Bunz smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Midget fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Midget throws out a loose jab but Bunz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bunz on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bunz takes one to the side of the head.
Midget moves out of range of the strikes.
Midget stuns Bunz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Midget ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bunz moves away.
Midget connects with a solid leg kick.
Midget thuds his right hand into Bunz's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Midget with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Midget throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Midget lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Midget looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nice shot by Midget.
Midget comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Midget swings for the body but Bunz moves out of range.
Bunz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bunz stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Midget.
Bunz on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bunz takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bunz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Midget misses with a straight left.
Donk. Midget catches Bunz right on the button with a cross.
Bunz checks the leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bunz takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Midget lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bunz moves in looking to clinch but Midget pushes him off.
Midget throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bunz throws a lazy uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Midget connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bunz. Bunz circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Midget moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Midget lunges at Bunz with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bunz's hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bunz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Midget wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A head kick from Midget lands but Bunz takes it in his stride.
Midget throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bunz on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Bunz takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Midget lands a nice looking body kick.
Midget scores with a shot to the body.
Midget swings away with a leg kick that misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Midget connects with an inside leg kick.
Bunz drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Jizzle Bunz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Masaru Midget is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
A slapping leg kick lands for Midget.

And that's the end of the fight!
Masaru Midget showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Midget, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:25
Judge Konstantin Menshow scores the fight 30:25
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Masaru Midget!