PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Phillip McGee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scrotie McBoogerballs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Scrotie McBoogerballs has the eye of the tiger tonight.

McGee
vs
McBoogerballs

165 cm
23
152 lbs
14 - 5 - 1

173 cm
21
149 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Granite chin

MADE IN GERMANY

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 1, fighting out of London, Phillip McGee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Scrotie McBoogerballs!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McBoogerballs throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
McBoogerballs misses with a wild body shot.
McGee looks to land a right hand but McBoogerballs moved out of range.
McBoogerballs closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
McBoogerballs fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McGee manages to avoid it.
McBoogerballs's jab looks to have found its range, popping McGee under the eye.
McBoogerballs misses with a low kick.
McGee slips under a jab.
McBoogerballs swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A leg kick checked by McBoogerballs.
McGee scores with a body shot.
McBoogerballs misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
McGee takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
McGee fails with a takedown attempt.
A bone on bone clash there as McBoogerballs blocks the leg kick.
McBoogerballs is looking to slow McGee down with leg kicks.
McGee is looking to land body kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McBoogerballs throws a series of punches but McGee avoids them all with ease.
McGee throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and McBoogerballs counters with a nice leg kick.
McBoogerballs connects with a good right hand that stumbles McGee. McGee circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
McBoogerballs turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McBoogerballs throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

McGee scores a takedown into full mount!
McBoogerballs is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
McGee landing strikes from the mount and McBoogerballs is in trouble!
McGee landing strikes, looking to finish!
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if McBoogerballs can do anything to dispel that myth.
McGee scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish McBoogerballs?
McGee in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McBoogerballs wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by McGee.
McGee can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as McBoogerballs is looking to escape.
McGee with the ground and pound from mount.
McGee breaks from McBoogerballs's wrist control and lands an elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McGee lands a nice shot to the head.
McGee punching from mount but McBoogerballs doing a good job of avoiding damage.
BOOM! McGee connects with a massive shot to the dome!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGee takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
McBoogerballs really doesn't want to stay on the ground with McGee. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McGee postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. McBoogerballs looks a forlorn figure.
McBoogerballs is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
McGee punching from mount but McBoogerballs doing a good job of avoiding damage.
McGee looking to land elbow strikes but McBoogerballs uses the position to regain half guard.
McGee tries to pass the half guard into mount. McBoogerballs knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in half guard, McGee seems content to control.
McBoogerballs tries to roll over but McGee keeps him under control.
McBoogerballs is refusing to be controlled, as McGee sits in half guard.
McGee tries to pass the half guard into mount. McBoogerballs knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
McBoogerballs tries to roll over but McGee keeps him under control.
McGee is trying to control the action in half guard but McBoogerballs is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Phillip McGee dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A jab lands there for McGee.
McBoogerballs misses with a right hand

and McGee counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
McBoogerballs is trying to control but McGee manages to pass to mount!
McBoogerballs tries to lock up and control but McGee gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
McGee trying to control but McBoogerballs is having none of it.
McGee content just to control the position here.
McGee thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!

That's one minute gone in the round.
McGee punching from mount but McBoogerballs doing a good job of avoiding damage.
McGee thuds his fist into the canvas! Oooouch!
McGee looking to ground and pound but McBoogerballs is blocking nicely.
McGee with the ground and pound from mount.
Phillip McGee overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
McGee looking to ground and pound but McBoogerballs is blocking nicely.
McGee tries to control but McBoogerballs wriggling away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
McGee throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
McGee trying to control but McBoogerballs is having none of it.
McBoogerballs throwing punches from his back but nothing is landing.
McGee scores with a couple of good head shots there.
McBoogerballs wants to hold on but McGee pushes him away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McGee lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
McBoogerballs is squirming around, avoiding McGee's attempts to control the action.

McGee looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
McGee landing strikes from the mount and McBoogerballs is in trouble!
McGee landing strikes from the mount.
McGee throws some wild stikes that McBoogerballs manages to avoid easily.
McBoogerballs is squirming around, avoiding McGee's attempts to control the action.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McGee working McBoogerballs over with strikes here.
McGee wants to control the pace but McBoogerballs is squirming around nicely.
McGee has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McGee looking to finish with strikes here!
McGee scoring with strikes but McBoogerballs is staying in there.
McGee looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
McGee can't control as he wanted to and McBoogerballs manages to get the fight back to his half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Phillip McGee dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

McBoogerballs throws a leg kick that is checked
letting McGee counter with a right hand.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McBoogerballs.
McBoogerballs connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Scrotie McBoogerballs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McGee's jab looks to have found its range, popping McBoogerballs under the eye.
McGee has a takedown stuffed.
McBoogerballs with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
McBoogerballs dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McGee. That did some damage!
McBoogerballs lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
McBoogerballs pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McBoogerballs ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McGee moves away.

McBoogerballs closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Still in the clinch, McBoogerballs scores with a nice short uppercut.
McBoogerballs working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McBoogerballs fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McBoogerballs taking a breather.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McBoogerballs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McBoogerballs lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McBoogerballs has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
McGee wants a takedown but no success here.
McBoogerballs misses with the head strike.
McBoogerballs stalling against the ropes.
McBoogerballs digs a right hand underneath McGee's ribcage. McGee let out a lung full of air as it connected.
McBoogerballs blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McGee lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McBoogerballs wants to stall.
McGee is leaning against McBoogerballs and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
McBoogerballs misses with a body punch.
McBoogerballs lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
McGee tries to work over McBoogerballs's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
McBoogerballs lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down McGee.
McBoogerballs looking to stall.
McBoogerballs is working McGee over against the ropes.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
McBoogerballs working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McBoogerballs pushes McGee back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
McBoogerballs is trying to break the clinch but McGee has him pressed against the ropes.
McGee is trying to maintain a safe position but McBoogerballs gets an underhook and turns McGee into the ropes.
McBoogerballs throws a punch but it's blocked by McGee.
McBoogerballs lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
McGee has a couple of punches blocked by McBoogerballs.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
McBoogerballs prevents the takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Phillip McGee. That's going to take a lot out of him.

McGee breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McGee takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
McBoogerballs looks to throw a body kick
and McGee counters with a slapping leg kick.
McGee thows a body shot but no joy.
McGee avoids a punch combination nicely.
McGee stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
A low kick from McBoogerballs is predictable there
and McGee counters with a thumping low kick.
McGee looks to throw a body kick
and McBoogerballs counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McBoogerballs swings for the body but McGee moves out of range.
Nice straight punches there by McGee. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McGee.
Scrotie McBoogerballs is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McBoogerballs misses with a hook
and McGee counters with a left to the body.
McGee tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McBoogerballs was well out of range. Poor timing from McGee.
A looping hook to the body misses from McBoogerballs. McGee does a little dance to reset his feet.
McBoogerballs throws an ugly left hook that misses
letting McGee counter with a right hand.
McBoogerballs scoring well with a low kick there.
Scrotie McBoogerballs has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McBoogerballs throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McGee sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McBoogerballs throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and McGee counters with a left to the body.
McGee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McBoogerballs manages to avoid it.
McBoogerballs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McGee defending well as McBoogerballs loads up on a big left hand.
McBoogerballs misses with a double jab.
McBoogerballs throws a hook but McGee blocks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McBoogerballs throws a jab but it's blocked by McGee.
McBoogerballs misses with a left hand

and McGee counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by McGee.
McGee trying to control the position from guard on top but McBoogerballs is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

McGee drops back looking for a leg! McBoogerballs is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and McBoogerballs manages to kick McGee off! McGee jumps back into McBoogerballs's guard.
McBoogerballs keeping moving, preventing McGee from controlling successfully.

And that's the end of the fight!
Scrotie McBoogerballs comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think McGee has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 29:28
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 29:28
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Phillip McGee!