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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Zaphod Beeblebrox (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jean Claude Van Damme (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Beeblebrox's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Unearth - One Step Away. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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183 lbs
13 - 4 - 0 |
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178 lbs
13 - 5 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Good low kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zaphod Beeblebrox!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Jean Claude Van Damme!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Robert Douchet and Dillan Fox.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Beeblebrox throws an overhand right that lands on Van Damme's shoulder, as Van Damme tries to avoid the shot.
Zaphod Beeblebrox seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Van Damme lands with a nice body kick.
Beeblebrox swinging wildly here.
Beeblebrox connects with a good right hand that stumbles Van Damme. Van Damme circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Beeblebrox swings for the body but Van Damme moves out of range.
Van Damme throws a shot to the body.
Beeblebrox wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Van Damme fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Beeblebrox checks it well.
Jab from Van Damme.
Beeblebrox throws a leg kick
and Van Damme counters with a left to the body.
Van Damme swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Van Damme staying out of range there.
Beeblebrox on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Some wild striking there from Beeblebrox.
Van Damme is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Van Damme steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Beeblebrox.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox connects with a good right hand that stumbles Van Damme. Van Damme circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Van Damme blocks a jab.
Van Damme throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Beeblebrox counters with a two punch combo.
Van Damme misses with a body shot.
Beeblebrox misses with a shot to the body
and Van Damme counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Nice body punch from Van Damme.
Van Damme lands a lovely overhand right.
Van Damme is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Beeblebrox rather than just go for the knockout.
Van Damme throws a good cross that connects.
Beeblebrox jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Beeblebrox swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Van Damme lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Beeblebrox at a distance.
Van Damme throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Beeblebrox lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Van Damme scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Van Damme blocks a jab.
A low kick from Beeblebrox misses
and Van Damme counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Van Damme throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox misses with a hook. Van Damme ducked under it nicely.
Beeblebrox tries to move into range but Van Damme moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Van Damme wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Beeblebrox cracks the inside of Van Damme's front leg.
Van Damme dodges the punch combination from Beeblebrox.
Van Damme misses with a hook
and Van Damme takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Beeblebrox misses with a hook
and Van Damme counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Beeblebrox takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Van Damme misses with a hook.
Van Damme looks to score with a jab to the body but Beeblebrox is just out of range.
Beeblebrox scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Van Damme walks into a jab.
Van Damme takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Van Damme is looking to score with low kicks.
Van Damme throws a lazy uppercut
and Beeblebrox counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Beeblebrox throws a hook but Van Damme blocks it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox misses with a hook
and Van Damme connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Beeblebrox keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Van Damme takes a swing at Beeblebrox's ribcage but misses.
Beeblebrox motions for Van Damme to come forward. Beeblebrox throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Beeblebrox avoids a punch combination nicely.
Beeblebrox thows a body shot but no joy.
Van Damme ducks under a wild hook from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox jabs Van Damme to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Beeblebrox swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Beeblebrox throws a lazy right hand but Van Damme sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Van Damme fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Beeblebrox scores with a jab.
Van Damme avoids the body shot from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox throws a lazy uppercut
and Van Damme counters with a straight right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox clobbers Van Damme with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Beeblebrox throws a lazy uppercut
and Van Damme counters with an inside leg kick.
Some wild striking there from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Van Damme scoring well with a low kick there.
Van Damme misses with a body shot
and Beeblebrox counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Nice defenses there by Van Damme.
Van Damme uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox misses the body punch
and Van Damme counters with a left to the body.
Beeblebrox throws a right hand that misses
and Van Damme connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Beeblebrox rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Van Damme connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Beeblebrox throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Beeblebrox takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Van Damme throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Van Damme scores with a sloppy right hand. Beeblebrox should have avoided that one.
Van Damme throws a body punch but Beeblebrox moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jean Claude Van Damme dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Beeblebrox works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Van Damme thows a body shot but no joy.
Beeblebrox throws a leg kick
and Van Damme counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beeblebrox is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Van Damme.
Van Damme throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Beeblebrox sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Beeblebrox throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Beeblebrox slips under a jab.
Van Damme ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Beeblebrox moves away.
Beeblebrox throws a combination. Van Damme tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Nice jab there from Van Damme.
A decent looking cross lands there for Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox throws an off balance right hand
and Van Damme counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Van Damme throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Beeblebrox.
Van Damme misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beeblebrox.
Van Damme takes one to the chin there.
Beeblebrox lands with a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Beeblebrox misses with a body punch
and Van Damme counters with a stiff right hand.
Van Damme throws a series of strikes that have Beeblebrox backpedaling.
Beeblebrox keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Beeblebrox keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Beeblebrox. Van Damme does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jean Claude Van Damme seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Van Damme just misses with a punch to the body.
Beeblebrox throws a right and a left that Van Damme avoids nicely.
Van Damme connects with a body shot.
Beeblebrox misses with a leg kick
and Van Damme counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Van Damme.
Van Damme tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Beeblebrox was well out of range. Poor timing from Van Damme.
Beeblebrox takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Beeblebrox pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Van Damme misses the body punch
and Beeblebrox counters with a left to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Beeblebrox lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Van Damme has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Van Damme and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Damme scoring well with a low kick there.
Beeblebrox throws a body punch but Van Damme moves out of range.
A looping hook to the body misses from Van Damme. Beeblebrox does a little dance to reset his feet.
Beeblebrox lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A big right from Beeblebrox misses.
Beeblebrox misses with a right hand
and Van Damme counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A low kick from Beeblebrox misses
and Van Damme counters with a good, hard body kick but Beeblebrox shrugs it off.
Beeblebrox scores with a nice strike.
Beeblebrox takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Beeblebrox takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Van Damme steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Beeblebrox swings widly with a right hand
and Van Damme counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Beeblebrox thinking.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beeblebrox throws a chopping leg kick but Van Damme manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Van Damme misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beeblebrox.
Van Damme is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Damme digs a good hook to Beeblebrox's body.
Van Damme scores with a shot to the body.
Van Damme fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Beeblebrox manages to avoid it.
Beeblebrox throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Van Damme stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Van Damme keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Beeblebrox lands with a shot to the body.
Beeblebrox scores with a sloppy right hand. Van Damme should have avoided that one.
Beeblebrox misses with a right hand
and Van Damme counters with a low kick, right behind Beeblebrox 's knee.
A big left from Van Damme misses.
Beeblebrox misses with a right hand
and Van Damme counters with a left to the body.
Beeblebrox bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Beeblebrox misses with a leg kick
and Van Damme counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Beeblebrox swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Van Damme missing with a left hand there. Beeblebrox was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Beeblebrox misses with a looping left.
Van Damme has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Beeblebrox stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Van Damme.
Van Damme lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Beeblebrox circles away quickly and effectively.
Van Damme lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Van Damme throws an off balance right hand
and Beeblebrox cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Donk. Beeblebrox catches Van Damme right on the button with a cross.
Beeblebrox misses with a right hand
and Van Damme connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Beeblebrox tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Van Damme was well out of range. Poor timing from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox throws an off balance right hand
and Van Damme counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beeblebrox misses with a body shot.
Beeblebrox throws out a loose jab but Van Damme uses good head movement to avoid it.
Van Damme misses with a low kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Beeblebrox tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Van Damme was well out of range. Poor timing from Beeblebrox.
Van Damme uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Beeblebrox.
Van Damme throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Van Damme throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jean Claude Van Damme showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Beeblebrox's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!
Van Damme throws the left hand but Beeblebrox avoids the punch easily.
Beeblebrox moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Van Damme lands with an uppercut that bounces Beeblebrox off the cage and back into rage.
Van Damme scores with a nice head shot.
Van Damme connects with a body shot that sends Beeblebrox's belly button to the back.
Beeblebrox tried to score with a low kick but Van Damme checks it.
Van Damme lands a nice hook to Beeblebrox's body. Beeblebrox takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Van Damme avoids the body shot from Beeblebrox.
Van Damme throws a big shot that misses.
A big left from Beeblebrox misses.
Van Damme misses with an uppercut.
Van Damme throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A punch combination from Beeblebrox misses.
Beeblebrox misses with a combination
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
and Van Damme counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Van Damme misses with an uppercut
and Van Damme takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Beeblebrox swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Van Damme to counter with a crisp jab.
Beeblebrox misses with a two punch combination.
Beeblebrox misses with a looping right.
Van Damme throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Beeblebrox to counter with a crisp jab.
Beeblebrox is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Van Damme checks a leg kick.
Van Damme jabs at Beeblebrox's body.
Beeblebrox swings away with a body shot that misses
and Van Damme counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Beeblebrox has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Beeblebrox there as he acknowledges the shot.
Van Damme just misses with a punch to the body.
Van Damme lands a head kick. Beeblebrox smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Decent striking displayed by Van Damme there.
Van Damme cracks the inside of Beeblebrox's front leg.
Van Damme throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Beeblebrox throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Beeblebrox ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Van Damme moves away.
Beeblebrox avoids the body shot from Van Damme.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Damme swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Van Damme misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beeblebrox.
Van Damme connects with an inside leg kick.
Van Damme misses with a looping left.
Van Damme blocks a jab.
Van Damme swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Van Damme throws a sloppy head kick and Beeblebrox moves out of range easily.
Van Damme uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox works Van Damme's body with a nice hook.
Beeblebrox misses with a two punch combination.
Van Damme swings widly with a right hand
and Beeblebrox counters with a stiff right hand.
Beeblebrox misses with a hook
and Beeblebrox takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Van Damme keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Van Damme.
Van Damme walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Beeblebrox throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Damme moves out of range as Beeblebrox strikes.
Van Damme slips under a jab from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox lands a nice shot to the body.
Van Damme throws a body punch but Beeblebrox moves out of range.
Beeblebrox ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Van Damme moves away.
Beeblebrox avoids the body shot from Van Damme.
Van Damme throws a body punch but Beeblebrox moves out of range.
Van Damme ducks under a wild hook from Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Beeblebrox lands a really nice looking cross but Van Damme seems unphased.
Beeblebrox swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Van Damme displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Beeblebrox throws out the jab.
A head kick misses from Van Damme.
Van Damme works Beeblebrox's body with a nice hook.
No joy there for Beeblebrox, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beeblebrox throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Van Damme counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Van Damme uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Beeblebrox.
Beeblebrox misses with a looping left.
Beeblebrox throws out a loose jab but Van Damme uses good head movement to avoid it.
Van Damme misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Beeblebrox.
Nice body punch from Van Damme.
Beeblebrox swings widly with a right hand
and Van Damme counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Zaphod Beeblebrox has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Van Damme checks a low kick from Beeblebrox.
Jean Claude Van Damme is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Beeblebrox throws a poor cross that misses
letting Van Damme counter with a right hand.
Van Damme throws a good cross that connects.
Van Damme looks to land a left hand but Beeblebrox moved out of range nicely.
Van Damme throws a sloppy body shot
and Beeblebrox counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Beeblebrox throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Van Damme scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Beeblebrox doesn't seem bothered though.
Van Damme getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Van Damme with a body punch. A glancing blow.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jean Claude Van Damme comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Van Damme has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Peck scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jean Claude Van Damme!
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