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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bob shnaget (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mr Jobber was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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135 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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150 cm
26
130 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Self confident |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob shnaget!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 76 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mr Jobber!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
shnaget is pawing at Jobber, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Jobber's nose. Jobber is badly hurt! shnaget pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Jobber tries desperately to hold on but shnaget is relentless in his assault! As Jobber receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls shnaget away and this one is in the books!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bob shnaget!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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