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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyehate Condoms (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Steve Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Condoms kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is call to prayer. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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194 lbs
5 - 2 - 0 |
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198 lbs
6 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Eyehate Condoms!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Steve Jones!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones tries for a takedown but Condoms circles away easily
and Condoms counters with a takedown into side control.
Jones can't do much from the bottom here.
Jones tries to buck Condoms off but Condoms is having none of it.
Jones is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Condoms decides to stand up, so the ref orders Jones to his feet.
Condoms fails with a takedown attempt.
Condoms scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Jones is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Condoms's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Condoms's back!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms fending off the submission attempt from Jones.
Jones working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Well, with Jones on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Condoms is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Condoms is trying to shake Jones off. He's managed it and has hopped back to his feet! Jones won't be happy about giving up the dominant position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Condoms on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Condoms shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Jones is trying to defend but Condoms finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Jones is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Condoms pulls his head out easily.
Jones trying to hold on to Condoms's head to control him but Condoms postures up.
Condoms is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Jones punching from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones is trying to maintain the position but Condoms is very close to passing his half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Jones looking for submissions off his back.
Condoms stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Jones looks gassed!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Condoms looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Condoms stands up and waves to Jones to follow him.
Jones throws an off balance right hand
and Condoms counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Steve Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Condoms fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Jones sprawls well initially but Condoms persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Jones regains full guard. Nicely done.
Condoms stands and steps away. Jones gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jones shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Condoms counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Jones is working an open guard so Condoms takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyehate Condoms dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Jones gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Condoms counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Jones looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Condoms has picked Jones up and slammed him! Jones can't keep hold of the triangle and Condoms manages to pass to side control!
Jones is looking to reverse the position.
Condoms stands up.
Condoms lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jones is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Condoms shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Condoms decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Jones with a poor takedown
and Condoms counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Condoms stands and steps away. Jones gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Jones tries to sprawl but Condoms drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Condoms decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
Condoms shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Condoms get's back to his feet.
Condoms throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Jones was covering up waiting for the punch and Condoms finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Condoms stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Jones doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Condoms counters with a shoot takedown. Jones fights it but they end up in guard.
Eyehate Condoms has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Steve Jones.
Jones looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Jones is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Condoms decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Condoms scores with a takedown into Jones's guard.
Condoms gets to his feet - Jones follows without any prompting.
Condoms feints and as Jones raises his hands in defense, Condoms changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Jones is working an open guard so Condoms takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Condoms feints and as Jones raises his hands in defense, Condoms changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Condoms stands and steps away. Jones gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Condoms darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Condoms decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Good work by Condoms as he checks the leg kick.
Condoms scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Jones actively working from the bottom here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Condoms decides to stand and escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Eyehate Condoms dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Danga de danga de dang - Condoms scores with a four punch combination!
Jones doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Condoms counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Jones trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Condoms manages to pass to mount!
Condoms get's back to his feet.
Jones slips a jab from Condoms.
Condoms feints and as Jones raises his hands in defense, Condoms changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Condoms stands up and waves to Jones to follow him.
Condoms shoots in and bounces Jones off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Jones takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Jones is proving hard to escape from.
Condoms stands and steps away. Jones gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Condoms decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Condoms decides to stand and escape the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones tries for a takedown but Condoms circles away easily
and Condoms counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Condoms gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Condoms feints and as Jones raises his hands in defense, Condoms changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones working a defensive guard but Condoms manages to pass into side control anyway.
Condoms has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
The crowd cheers as Condoms lands an impressive looking overhand right. Jones doesn't seem phased though.
Condoms throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Condoms.
Condoms throws a head kick but Jones moves out of range.
Condoms throws out a loose jab but Jones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Condoms decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Jones's guard.
Eyehate Condoms has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Steve Jones.
Jones looking for a guillotine here but Condoms defends easily.
Jones has his foot on Condoms's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Condoms works his way back into a safe position though.
Steve Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones looking for subs off his back but Condoms has passed one foot through into half guard.
Jones is trying to control but can't.
Condoms stands up from half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Condoms throws a head kick that Jones semi-blocks.
And that's the end of the fight!
Eyehate Condoms showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Condoms has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:25
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:25
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyehate Condoms!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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