PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fuck BP Oil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rowan Atkinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Atkinson has chosen GSP style :) as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Rowan Atkinson will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

BP Oil
vs
Atkinson

160 cm
21
160 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

180 cm
21
163 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fuck BP Oil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Rowan Atkinson!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Matheus Silva and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
BP Oil doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Atkinson counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Atkinson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Atkinson stalling.
Let's hope that Atkinson has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Atkinson is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for BP Oil!
Atkinson looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BP Oil takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Atkinson controlling from mount.
Atkinson working BP Oil over with strikes here.
Atkinson with shots to the head and body - BP Oil looks very uncomfortable down there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Atkinson landing punches.
BP Oil on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if BP Oil tries to get out of the position.
Atkinson tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Atkinson landing shots from mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice elbow there by Atkinson.
Atkinson lands a big elbow.
Atkinson can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as BP Oil is looking to escape.
Atkinson looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BP Oil is trying to stand.
Atkinson looking to finish BP Oil with some ground and pound. This is bad for BP Oil!

It looks like Fuck BP Oil has been cut.
Atkinson working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Atkinson lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
BP Oil really wants to buck Atkinson off and get back to his feet.
Atkinson tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Atkinson with the ground and pound from mount.
BP Oil is breathing heavily.
Atkinson landing strikes from the mount and BP Oil is in trouble!
Atkinson lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Atkinson is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. BP Oil can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Atkinson landing strikes from the mount.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Atkinson with a couple of short strikes.

BP Oil is rocked!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Atkinson controlling his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rowan Atkinson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fuck BP Oil's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Atkinson drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Atkinson sitting in guard here, content to control.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Atkinson wants to control from the top but BP Oil keeps moving.
BP Oil can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Atkinson controls the pace.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Rowan Atkinson.

Atkinson closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Atkinson cracks BP Oil with a big elbow.
Atkinson controlling from side mount.
BP Oil tries to escape but Atkinson is in control.
BP Oil is working to avoid the ground and pound but Atkinson connects with a decent elbow.
The referee asks Atkinson politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Atkinson prefers to stall for the moment though.
Atkinson trying to control the action but BP Oil is working from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Atkinson stands up and we're back to a striking position.

Atkinson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for BP Oil!
Atkinson takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
BP Oil taking shots to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Atkinson lands a big shot there that rocks BP Oil but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Atkinson putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Atkinson tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

Atkinson is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. BP Oil is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. BP Oil flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Atkinson anticipates the leg and manages to get behind BP Oil and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Atkinson slips an arm under BP Oil chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Atkinson has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Atkinson is squeezing on BP Oil like an anaconda would it's prey. BP Oil fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Rowan Atkinson!