PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Babyfarts Mcgeezak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ivan Pralija (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mcgeezak might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Welcome to the Terrordome. Pralija is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Pride FC theme song. Babyfarts Mcgeezak has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Mcgeezak
vs
Pralija

225 cm
21
285 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

197 cm
25
231 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Milwaukee's Best Nutrition $50 - 159's

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Babyfarts Mcgeezak!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Ivan Pralija!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, John Mangel and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcgeezak digs a good body shot into Pralija's ribs.
Pralija looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Jab from Mcgeezak.

It looks like Ivan Pralija has been cut.
Mcgeezak works the jab nicely.
Mcgeezak lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Babyfarts Mcgeezak seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mcgeezak stuns Pralija with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mcgeezak really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mcgeezak scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Mcgeezak cracks a nice hook into Pralija's ribs.
Nice uppercut there from Mcgeezak.
Mcgeezak connects with a body shot that sends Pralija's belly button to the back.
Mcgeezak lands with a shot to the body.
Pralija takes a jab right on the kisser.

That has opened up Ivan Pralija's cut even more.
Mcgeezak cracks Pralija with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Mcgeezak clobbers Pralija with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

Pralija is rocked!
Mcgeezak keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pralija is still on wobbly legs! Can Mcgeezak finish him?
Pralija looks up at the clock. Bad move! Mcgeezak lands a right hand from hell, dropping Pralija. Mcgeezak pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Babyfarts Mcgeezak!