PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roberto Cavalli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brok Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cavalli comes to the cage accompanied by The Offspring - Pretty fly (bass cover). Roberto Cavalli is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Cavalli
vs
Lesnar

205 cm
19
243 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

188 cm
20
250 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Roberto Cavalli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Brok Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar with a lazy takedown attempt
and Cavalli counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Cavalli lands a left and a right that send Lesnar crashing to the mat, dazed. Cavalli thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Brok Lesnar has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lesnar takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Lesnar looks gassed!
Cavalli looks for a left high kick but can't connect. Cavalli backs up to catch a breather... no he lunges forward with a huge flying knee that smacks Lesnar's temple! It sends Lesnar violently to the canvas! The crowd goes nuts as Cavalli celebrates and the doctors try to help Lesnar!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Flying Knee). Roberto Cavalli!