PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Timo I Eat Iron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oskari Jokinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I Eat Iron's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Black Sabbath - Ironman. Timo I Eat Iron is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

I Eat Iron
vs
Jokinen

188 cm
22
189 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

190 cm
22
195 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Timo I Eat Iron!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Oskari Jokinen!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Illya Tyunina and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jokinen throws a nice head kick!
Jokinen throws a head kick but I Eat Iron moves out of range.
I Eat Iron scores with a one two! Jokinen had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
I Eat Iron throws a right hand that Jokinen ducks under and follows up with a left that Jokinen also avoids with ease.
I Eat Iron stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jokinen.

Jokinen darts in and clinches I Eat Iron up against the cage.
I Eat Iron managing to block the knees to the body from Jokinen.
I Eat Iron wants to break the clinch but can't.

Jokinen breaks from the clinch.
Jokinen goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

It looks like Timo I Eat Iron has been cut.
Jokinen avoids a punch combination nicely.

I Eat Iron has closed the distance and engaged Jokinen in a clinch.
Jokinen tries to land a knee to the head but I Eat Iron blocks with his arms.
I Eat Iron with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

I Eat Iron manages to break the clinch.
Jokinen pulls out of a head kick attempt.

I Eat Iron takes the fight into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Jokinen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jokinen closes this distance looking for a takedown but I Eat Iron circles away.
Jokinen throws a nice head kick!
I Eat Iron throws a series of punches but Jokinen avoids them all with ease.

Jokinen moves into the clinch.

Jokinen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from I Eat Iron.

I Eat Iron has managed to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
I Eat Iron tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Jokinen just stands there and leans against the cage.
I Eat Iron goes for a takedown attempt but Jokinen pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
I Eat Iron is breathing heavily.
I Eat Iron looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Jokinen is fending him off so far but I Eat Iron persists. Nope, Jokinen circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Timo I Eat Iron. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jokinen connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between I Eat Iron's hands.
Jokinen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
I Eat Iron takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

I Eat Iron is rocked!
Jokinen circles to his right before unloading a perfect head kick! I Eat Iron drops to the canvas, hurt badly! Jokinen follows I Eat Iron to the ground and unloads with a series of strikes that force the referee to step in and end the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Oskari Jokinen!