PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Pump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lito Tolits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Pump
vs
Tolits

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

165 cm
21
180 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Big Pump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Lito Tolits!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Sam Margolis and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tolits throws a shot from downtown. Pump moves away and avoids it.
Tolits tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tolits throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tolits throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Pump scores with a leg kick.
Tolits misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pump fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tolits manages to avoid it.
Pump throws a wild body kick that Tolits sees coming a mile off.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Tolits.
Tolits takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Tolits looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Pump connects with a solid leg kick.
Tolits takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Pump misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sloppy strikes from Pump. Those never looked like landing.
Pump tries to bum rush Tolits with a series of wild strikes but Tolits uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Tolits takes a swing at Pump's ribcage but misses.
Pump scores with a hook to the body. Tolits takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Pump misses with a body kick.
Pump lands a jab to the head.
A punch combination from Tolits misses.
Pump lands a right hook to the body.
Good work by Tolits as he checks the leg kick.
Tolits scores with a sloppy right hand. Pump should have avoided that one.
Tolits throws a body kick that misses.
Tolits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pump moves away.
A combination from Pump does no damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tolits avoids the head kick by Pump.
Pump throws a head kick but Tolits moves out of range.
Pump avoids the body shot from Tolits.
Pump throws a sloppy head kick and Tolits moves out of range easily.
Pump misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tolits will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A head kick misses from Pump.
Pump misses with a few strikes there.
Tolits attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pump pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pump tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sloppy strikes from Pump. Those never looked like landing.
Pump uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tolits.
Tolits moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Tolits throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Tolits misses with the combination.
Pump avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tolits misses with a double jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Tolits throws the kick towards the body but Pump avoids it.
Tolits fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Pump looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Pump slips a jab and a cross from Tolits.
Tolits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pump moves away.
Tolits misses with a kick to the body.
Pump swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tolits should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Tolits misses with the combination.
Pump steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Tolits. That one must have hurt.
That kick from Tolits tenderised Pump's leg. Pump is trying to keep his angry face on.
Tolits looks for the body kick but Pump saw that one coming.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pump.
Pump throws a body punch but Tolits moves out of range.
Tolits defending well as Pump loads up on a big left hand.
Pump misses with a series of wild punches.
Good work by Pump as he checks the leg kick.
Pump showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Tolits.
Pump throws a shot from downtown. Tolits moves away and avoids it.
Tolits throws a nice looking combination but Pump bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick from Pump lands but Tolits takes it in his stride.
Pump throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tolits misses with a few strikes there.
Pump throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pump looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Sloppy strikes from Tolits. Those never looked like landing.
A head kick misses from Tolits.
A head kick misses from Tolits.
Pump thuds his right hand into Tolits's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Tolits misses with an attempted mid kick.
Pump fails to land with a series of punches.
Tolits avoids the head kick by Pump.
Pump throws a sloppy head kick and Tolits moves out of range easily.
Pump lands a nice shot to the body.
Tolits fails to land with a series of punches.
Pump lands with a shot to the body.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Tolits has eaten all the pies!
Tolits misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Pump loads up on a big right hand but Tolits slips the punch.
Tolits throws a head kick that misses.
Tolits uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pump.
Good leg kick by Pump there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Pump tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tolits scores with a punch to the head.
Tolits walks forward, straight into a front kick from Pump.
Tolits throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
No joy there for Pump, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pump rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tolits moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tolits bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Tolits throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tolits misses with a body shot.
Tolits stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Pump.
Pump keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tolits.
Pump blocks a head kick by Tolits.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pump.
Tolits is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Pump rather than just go for the knockout.
Pump misses with a body kick.
Tolits misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pump tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Tolits is able to avoid easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Tolits takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Tolits lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pump circles away quickly and effectively.
Tolits avoids a punch combination nicely.
Tolits throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Pump throws an overhand right that lands on Tolits's shoulder, as Tolits tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Pump dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Pump tries to score with a low kick but Tolits moves his leg out of the way.
Big Pump is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tolits blocks a head kick by Pump.
Tolits throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Tolits throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Tolits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pump manages to avoid it.
Pump misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Tolits misses with a wild body shot.
Pump keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tolits.
Both fighters circling a little - Pump finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Some wild striking there from Tolits.
Tolits misses with a head kick.
Tolits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tolits takes a swing at Pump's ribcage but misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tolits misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pump will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Pump attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Tolits misses with a body shot.
Tolits throws a quick inside leg kick.
Tolits will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pump goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pump lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Pump avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pump ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pump scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Tolits avoids the body shot from Pump.
Tolits finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Tolits throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pump.
Pump rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Tolits moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tolits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Tolits takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Tolits tries a head kick but it misses.
Tolits goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Pump looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tolits misses with a series of wild punches.
A big left from Pump misses.
Pump swings for the body but Tolits moves out of range.
Pump throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Pump takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Tolits will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Tolits looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Tolits connects with a leg kick. Pump looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Tolits cracks Pump with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
No joy there for Tolits, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pump is looking to score with low kicks.
Pump throws a leg kick that misses.
Pump swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tolits throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Tolits tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tolits misses with a wild combination.
Pump avoids the head kick by Tolits.
Tolits tries a head kick but it misses.
Tolits throws a head kick but Pump moves out of range.
Tolits keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Pump.
Tolits tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Pump throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pump tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tolits on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Tolits moves out of range of the body kick.
Tolits tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Tolits throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Tolits tries a head kick but it misses.
Tolits pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pump connects with a single shot there.
Pump connects with a solid leg kick.
Tolits tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tolits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pump.
Tolits misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tolits misses with a two punch combination.
Tolits throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pump throws a head kick that misses.
Tolits throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Pump throws a head kick that half lands.
Tolits looks to land a body kick but Pump moved away.
Tolits throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Tolits checks a leg kick.
Tolits misses with a double jab.
Pump throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Tolits's head.
Tolits misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Pump keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Tolits.
Tolits scoring well with a low kick there.
Tolits misses with a body kick.
Tolits throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tolits takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tolits throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tolits lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pump has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pump and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Pump blocks a head kick by Tolits.
Tolits checks a leg kick.
Tolits throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Tolits swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Tolits throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Tolits avoids the head kick by Pump.
Tolits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Pump.
Pump throws a head kick but Tolits moves out of range.
Pump throws a series of punches but Tolits avoids them all with ease.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Tolits.
Some wild striking there from Pump.
Pump throws a sloppy head kick and Tolits moves out of range easily.
Pump throws a head kick but Tolits moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Big Pump dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Tolits tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pump avoids a kick to the body.
Pump looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pump staying out of range there.
Pump throws out a loose jab but Tolits uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pump misses with a kick to the body.
Pump tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Pump takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Some wild striking there from Tolits.
Tolits avoids the head kick by Pump.
Tolits throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pump.
A combination from Tolits does no damage.
Pump takes one to the side of the head.
Pump plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pump lands a head kick!
A leg kick checked by Tolits.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pump throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pump throws a series of punches but Tolits moves out of range.
Pump doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tolits pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pump throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Tolits on the side of the head.
Pump tries to land a front kick but Tolits steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Pump attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Pump lets loose with a powerful body kick. Tolits will feel that in the morning.
Big Pump is winning the standup battle so far.
Tolits waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pump.
A solid body kick from Pump.
Pump swinging wildly here.
Tolits misses with a body kick.
A combination from Tolits does no damage.
Pump blocks a head kick by Tolits.
A decent looking cross lands there for Pump.
Pump moves out of range as Tolits strikes.
Pump stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Tolits.
Tolits takes a swing at Pump's ribcage but misses.
Pump lands a leg kick that knocks Tolits off balance momentarily.
Pump will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Pump dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Tolits.
Tolits throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Pump chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Tolits can pounce on him.
Tolits tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Pump avoids the body shot from Tolits.
Sloppy strikes from Pump. Those never looked like landing.
Tolits lands a body shot.
Crunch! Tolits slams his shin into Pump's torso.
Tolits throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pump.
Tolits pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Pump back to the cage. Tolits follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Pump ducks under a wild hook from Tolits.
Tolits throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pump's corner calls for a 1-2. Pump obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Pump thows a body shot but no joy.
Tolits avoids a punch combination nicely.
A head kick from Pump lands but Tolits takes it in his stride.
Pump lands a head kick!
Pump fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Tolits misses with a two punch combination.
Pump throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tolits looks to land a body kick but Pump moved away.
Pump tries a head kick but it misses.
Tolits tries a head kick but it misses.
Pump throws a sloppy head kick and Tolits moves out of range easily.
Pump avoids the head kick by Tolits.
Pump throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pump throws the kick towards the body but Tolits avoids it.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Pump.
Pump throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Pump blocks a head kick by Tolits.
Danga de danga de dang - Tolits scores with a four punch combination!
Tolits misses with a body kick.
Tolits throws out a loose jab but Pump uses good head movement to avoid it.
Pump thows a body shot but no joy.
Tolits pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A head kick misses from Tolits.
Tolits rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Pump moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pump throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Pump throws a head kick that misses.
Tolits swinging wildly here.
Tolits scores with a spinning back kick!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Tolits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pump manages to avoid it.
Pump has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pump there as he acknowledges the shot.
Tolits misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pump misses with a jab, cross combination.
Pump throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Pump uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tolits.
Tolits misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pump uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Tolits.
Tolits throws a head kick that misses.
Tolits throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Tolits misses with a head kick.
Tolits throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Pump.
Tolits avoids the head kick by Pump.
Pump's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Pump duly obliges.
Pump is looking to land body kicks.
Tolits throws a sloppy head kick and Pump moves out of range easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pump lands a high kick!
Pump thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Tolits if he has to take too many more of those.
Pump looks to score with a jab to the body but Tolits is just out of range.
Lito Tolits has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tolits throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Pump keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Big Pump showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pump has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Big Pump!