PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Seymore Buttz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jaydub Spliffenberger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Buttz might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Eye Of The Tiger. Spliffenberger has chosen Roll 'em Up as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Buttz
vs
Spliffenberger

189 cm
26
215 lbs
8 - 6 - 1

195 cm
25
215 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Good kicks
Granite chin

CageFrog

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Seymore Buttz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jaydub Spliffenberger!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spliffenberger moves out of range of the strikes.
Spliffenberger wants to clinch but Buttz slips to the side
enabling Buttz to counter with a crisp jab.
Buttz misses with a looping left.
Buttz checks a low kick from Spliffenberger.
Spliffenberger ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Spliffenberger slips under a jab from Buttz.
Buttz moves out of range of the body kick.
Spliffenberger throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Spliffenberger throws a low kick but it's checked well by Buttz.
Spliffenberger feints and then cracks Buttz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Buttz down.
Buttz throws a hook but Spliffenberger blocks it.

Buttz gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Spliffenberger tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Buttz tries to break the clinch but Spliffenberger is controlling the position.

Spliffenberger jumps guard and drags Buttz to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

Spliffenberger has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Buttz should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Spliffenberger has tightened it up now! Buttz should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Jaydub Spliffenberger!