PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mini Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Don Puncharello (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Me
vs
Puncharello

168 cm
24
155 lbs
11 - 4 - 1

177 cm
23
148 lbs
13 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Rōnin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mini Me!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Don Puncharello!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Robert Douchet and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Me lands a jab-cross combination.
A shot to the body from Me misses
and Puncharello counters with a stiff right hand.
A nice combination there by Me.
Puncharello lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Me circles away quickly and effectively.
Me darts in trying to clinch
and Puncharello counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Me looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Puncharello tests Me's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Puncharello looks to score with a jab to the body but Me is just out of range.

Me clinches.

Puncharello breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Me with a nice cross.

Me moves into the clinch.

Puncharello breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Me wants to clinch.
Puncharello throws a sloppy head kick and Me moves out of range easily.
Puncharello swings for the body but Me moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Puncharello misses
and Puncharello takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Puncharello scores with a hook to the body. Me takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Me takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.

Me gets a clinch.
Me misses with a hook from the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Puncharello tries to stall but Me uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Puncharello misses with a punch to the body.
Puncharello tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Me's elbow.
Puncharello scores with a hook to the body.
Me tries a body shot but Puncharello blocks it.
Me misses with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Me.
A frustrated look appears on Puncharello's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Me misses with a punch on the inside.
Me can't find room to land a body shot as Puncharello controls the action.
Good body shot from Puncharello.
Me is working Puncharello over against the cage.
Me working aggressively here.
Me tries to throw a body punch but Puncharello avoids it by throwing Me back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Me fails to land.
Puncharello is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Me swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Puncharello's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Puncharello lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Me.
Me misses with a hook from the clinch.
Me has Puncharello pressed against the cage, preventing Puncharello from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Me misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Puncharello can't find room to land a body shot as Me controls the action.
Me struggles to land a body shot inside as Puncharello controls his hands.
Puncharello tries to work over Me's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Me.
Me lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Puncharello or not.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Me.
A right hand to the body from Me.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Me misses with some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Me creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A hook to the body from Me.
Puncharello's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Me scores with a shoulder strike.
Puncharello is trying to force a seperation but Me has the dominant position.
Puncharello lands a body punch.
Me working aggressively here.
Puncharello prevents a body shot from Me.

Puncharello breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Puncharello pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Me walks into a jab.
Puncharello misses with a lunging right hand
and Me counters with a stiff right hand.
Me takes one to the chin there.
Puncharello throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Puncharello throws a shot to the body.
Puncharello throws a wild body kick that Me sees coming a mile off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puncharello misses with a series of wild punches.
Me thows a left - swing and a miss!
The fighters circle momentarily. Puncharello darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Puncharello blocks a jab.
Puncharello slips under a jab from Me.
Mini Me seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Me looks to land a combination but Puncharello avoids it well.
Puncharello fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Me manages to avoid it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Puncharello. Me does a little dance to reset his feet.
Me swings widly with a right hand
and Puncharello counters with a left to the body.
Me takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Me throws a lazy uppercut
and Puncharello counters with a right hand to the body.
Me is breathing heavily.
Me throws an overhand right that lands on Puncharello's shoulder, as Puncharello tries to avoid the shot.
Me misses with a lunging right hand
and Puncharello makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Puncharello scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Me moves away from the strike by Puncharello.
Puncharello thows a body shot but no joy.
Puncharello throws a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Puncharello tries to bum rush Me with a series of wild strikes but Me uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Puncharello tests Me's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Me tries to clinch but Puncharello moves away
enabling Puncharello to counter with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The fight stays on the outside here - Me looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Me wants to clinch
and Puncharello counters with a nice body shot.
Me showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Puncharello.
Puncharello throws a shot to the body.
Puncharello is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Me rather than just go for the knockout.
Puncharello stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Puncharello moves into range and connects with a jab.
Puncharello lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Me takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Me misses with a shot to the body
and Puncharello counters with a nice uppercut.
Puncharello jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Puncharello lands a really nice looking cross but Me seems unphased.
Puncharello with a body punch. A glancing blow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Don Puncharello dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Me sizes up Puncharello with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Puncharello takes a swing at Me's ribcage but misses.
Me dodges the punch combination from Puncharello.
Me blocks a head kick by Puncharello.
Me swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Puncharello makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Puncharello takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Me slips a jab from Puncharello.
Nice body kick from Puncharello.
A jab from Puncharello misses.
Me takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Puncharello lands with a nice body punch.
Me doesn't manage to clinch there - Puncharello circles away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Me.
Puncharello throws a head kick that misses.
Puncharello connects with a crisp jab.
Me wants to clinch but Puncharello slips to the side
and Puncharello counters with a nice body kick.
Puncharello lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Me has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Puncharello finds it's way round the side to connect with Me's head.
Me avoids the body shot from Puncharello.
Puncharello drops his hands momentarily and Me takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Me on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A punch combination from Puncharello misses.
Don Puncharello seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fighters circling - Me throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Me tries to clinch up
and Puncharello counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Me is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Me connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Me misses with a straight left.
Me doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Puncharello scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Me doesn't seem bothered though.
Puncharello has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Me takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Me is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Puncharello cracks Me with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Me needs to keep his hands up - Puncharello had a free shot at his head there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Me misses with a shot to the body
and Puncharello counters with a three punch combo that has Me backing up. Me nods at Puncharello to acknowledge the strikes.
Puncharello just misses with a punch to the body.
Puncharello lands a nice looking body shot.
Puncharello lands with an uppercut that bounces Me off the cage and back into rage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Me lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Me tries to close the distance and clinch but Puncharello swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Puncharello throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Me needs to keep his hands up - Puncharello had a free shot at his head there.
Me misses with a body punch
and Puncharello counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Puncharello walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nice defenses there by Me.
Me doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Me lands a nice hook to Puncharello's body. Puncharello takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Me thows a left - swing and a miss!
Puncharello scores with a jab. Me acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Puncharello dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Puncharello lands a jab.
Puncharello throws out a loose jab but Me uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Puncharello takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Puncharello with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Me looks to clinch
and Puncharello counters with a left and a right that stings Me.
Puncharello misses with a body kick.
Nice straight punches there by Puncharello. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Puncharello.
Me throws a big shot that misses.
Me takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Me closes the distance but Puncharello moves to the side
and Puncharello counters with a nice kick to the body.
Me tries to clinch but Puncharello moves away
and Puncharello counters with a nice body shot.
Me has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Me there as he acknowledges the shot.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Puncharello. Me shrugs it off though.
Puncharello circles away from the clinch attempt
and Puncharello counters with a nice kick to the body.
Me will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Me takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Me is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Puncharello.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Puncharello throws a right and a left that Me avoids nicely.
Me takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Puncharello throws a head kick that half lands.
Me misses with an uppercut
and Puncharello counters with a head kick that crumples his opponent - he's in a world of trouble! Puncharello looks at the referee who does nothing so Puncharello lands a crushing right that sends Me to the floor! This time the ref steps in to end the fight.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Don Puncharello!
Don Puncharello is the new featherweight champion!