PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roberto Boy Paos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roberto Boy Paos has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Boy Paos
vs
Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

150 cm
26
300 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Good wrestler
Counter striker
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Roberto Boy Paos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Damien Edna and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Any Ting Ul Do shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Any Ting Ul Do showed some decent athleticism there.
Boy Paos has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Any Ting Ul Do is working away from the top position though.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Boy Paos wants to improve his position but Any Ting Ul Do is controlling well.
Boy Paos is trying to maintain the position but Any Ting Ul Do is very close to passing his half guard.
Any Ting Ul Do slips a nice elbow through Boy Paos's hands, connecting with Boy Paos's forehead.
Boy Paos is trying to control but can't.
Boy Paos blocking the ground and pound attempt from Any Ting Ul Do.
Any Ting Ul Do seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boy Paos is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Any Ting Ul Do's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Any Ting Ul Do's back!
Any Ting Ul Do looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.

Boy Paos is looking for the choke from the back position but Any Ting Ul Do is controlling his hands well.
Boy Paos has the hooks in. Any Ting Ul Do is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do wants to get back to his feet.
Boy Paos will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Any Ting Ul Do tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Any Ting Ul Do regains half guard.
Any Ting Ul Do throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Boy Paos wants to take a breather but Any Ting Ul Do is having none of it.
Boy Paos blocks the strikes from Any Ting Ul Do.
Any Ting Ul Do striking from half guard on the bottom.
Any Ting Ul Do scores with a few weak punches.
Any Ting Ul Do tries to kick Boy Paos off but Boy Paos keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Boy Paos is breathing heavily.
Any Ting Ul Do punching from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do is trying to stand up here but Boy Paos is controlling him well.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.

Boy Paos is looking for a kimura here.
Any Ting Ul Do is trying to stand up here but Boy Paos is controlling him well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Any Ting Ul Do is striking from the bottom but he's now found himself mounted! Oh dear - not enough focus on defense there.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Any Ting Ul Do can do anything to dispel that myth.
Boy Paos tries to control but Any Ting Ul Do wriggling away.
Boy Paos with good strikes from the mount here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do gets back to half guard.
Any Ting Ul Do misses with some strikes from the bottom.

Boy Paos is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Any Ting Ul Do has managed to free his arm - good work.
Boy Paos scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Any Ting Ul Do lands a couple of sideways elbows.
Any Ting Ul Do missing with punches from the bottom.

Boy Paos seems to be looking for submissions.
Any Ting Ul Do punching from the bottom.
Any Ting Ul Do throws a sloppy strike from the bottom. He's now off balance and Boy Paos manages to pass to side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

Any Ting Ul Do manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Any Ting Ul Do circles away from the clinch attempt.
Boy Paos doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Any Ting Ul Do counters with a takedown into side control.
Boy Paos wants to get back to his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Boy Paos takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Boy Paos striking from the bottom but nothing landed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A right-left combo lands from Boy Paos.
Boy Paos wants to clinch up but Any Ting Ul Do keeps it at a distance.
Boy Paos wants to clinch

and Any Ting Ul Do counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Boy Paos's guard now.
Any Ting Ul Do landing with the ground and pound.
Any Ting Ul Do trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Boy Paos wants to sweep but no luck.
Any Ting Ul Do postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Boy Paos is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Any Ting Ul Do scoring with some ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy Paos wants to stand but Any Ting Ul Do is controlling the position.
Any Ting Ul Do works over Boy Paos with some ground and pound from guard.
Any Ting Ul Do scoring with punches to the head and body.
Any Ting Ul Do trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Any Ting Ul Do trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Boy Paos has momentary wrist control but Any Ting Ul Do slips an elbow through the middle.
Any Ting Ul Do working some strikes from top position.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Boy Paos is on top in guard.
Boy Paos trying to control but Any Ting Ul Do is working from the bottom.
Any Ting Ul Do striking off his back but it's not causing Boy Paos any problems.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do throwing short punches from the bottom.
Boy Paos works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Boy Paos is trying to control the action in half guard but Any Ting Ul Do is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Any Ting Ul Do tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Any Ting Ul Do is not content to let Boy Paos control the position.
Any Ting Ul Do pushes Boy Paos off looking to stand but Boy Paos dives back in and keeps control.
Any Ting Ul Do punching from the bottom.
Boy Paos winds up and cracks Any Ting Ul Do with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Any Ting Ul Do missing with punches from the bottom.
Any Ting Ul Do strikes from the bottom but Boy Paos passes into mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
Any Ting Ul Do can't escape the position.
Any Ting Ul Do wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
Any Ting Ul Do tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Any Ting Ul Do throwing hammer fists to the chest of Boy Paos. What's that going to do exactly?
Any Ting Ul Do is trying to stand but he's just given Boy Paos his back.
Any Ting Ul Do tries to escape but Boy Paos has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Any Ting Ul Do looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.

Any Ting Ul Do is looking to stand back up. He's having to work hard to escape but eventually he manages it.
Boy Paos misses with a takedown

and Any Ting Ul Do counters with a takedown into side control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boy Paos takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Any Ting Ul Do working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Boy Paos avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Any Ting Ul Do.
Boy Paos manages to get back to half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Any Ting Ul Do lands a nice short elbow.
Any Ting Ul Do not landing any meaningful shots this time.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Any Ting Ul Do stops Boy Paos from getting back to his feet.
Boy Paos on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Any Ting Ul Do lands strikes from half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Boy Paos with a lazy takedown attempt

and Any Ting Ul Do decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Boy Paos's guard.
Any Ting Ul Do lands a couple of digs.
Any Ting Ul Do postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

Boy Paos working for a triangle but Any Ting Ul Do defends it easily.
Boy Paos controls Any Ting Ul Do momentarily but Any Ting Ul Do frees himself.
Any Ting Ul Do must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Any Ting Ul Do is in close to Boy Paos's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Boy Paos has momentary wrist control but Any Ting Ul Do slips an elbow through the middle.
Any Ting Ul Do lands a couple of digs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Any Ting Ul Do lands a couple of decent looking shots.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy Paos thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Any Ting Ul Do landing with the ground and pound.
Any Ting Ul Do keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Boy Paos's head.
Any Ting Ul Do lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Any Ting Ul Do with a nice head shot there.
Any Ting Ul Do throwing strikes but missing.
Any Ting Ul Do lands a couple of digs.
Boy Paos is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Any Ting Ul Do is controlling him.
Any Ting Ul Do scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Any Ting Ul Do really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Boy Paos. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Any Ting Ul Do throwing strikes but missing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do wants to pass the guard but Boy Paos is keeping the position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Any Ting Ul Do accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Any Ting Ul Do lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Any Ting Ul Do makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Any Ting Ul Do is looking to work some ground and pound but Boy Paos has wrist control.
Any Ting Ul Do trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Any Ting Ul Do with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Any Ting Ul Do working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Boy Paos's head.
Any Ting Ul Do with a nice head shot there.
Any Ting Ul Do with a nice head shot there.
Any Ting Ul Do postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Any Ting Ul Do scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boy Paos manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Any Ting Ul Do manages to get himself to full guard.
Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do has got the better of the ground game so far.
Boy Paos wants to control from the top but Any Ting Ul Do keeps moving.
Any Ting Ul Do striking off his back.
Any Ting Ul Do trying to punch from his back but it's not doing any damage.
Any Ting Ul Do wants to stand up but Boy Paos is controlling him.
Boy Paos trying to control but Any Ting Ul Do is working from the bottom.
Connects with an elbow from the bottom, proving to the judges that he's still active off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Any Ting Ul Do throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Boy Paos trying to control but Any Ting Ul Do is working from the bottom.
Any Ting Ul Do looking to hit a scissor sweep but Boy Paos is one step ahead there.
Any Ting Ul Do throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Any Ting Ul Do thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
Boy Paos wants to control from the top but Any Ting Ul Do keeps moving.
Any Ting Ul Do striking off his back but it's not causing Boy Paos any problems.
Boy Paos wants to control from the top but Any Ting Ul Do keeps moving.
Roberto Boy Paos has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

We're going to have a standup here because Roberto Boy Paos wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.

Any Ting Ul Do throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Boy Paos was covering up waiting for the punch and Any Ting Ul Do finishes the takedown easily into guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Any Ting Ul Do winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 27:30
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do!