PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fake Noob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Son SoareS (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Son SoareS will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Noob
vs
SoareS

187 cm
27
266 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

193 cm
27
241 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fake Noob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Son SoareS!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Steve Erwin and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SoareS throws a right hand that Noob ducks under and follows up with a left that Noob also avoids with ease.

Noob shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
Noob avoids the attempt from SoareS to control.
SoareS is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
SoareS is looking to improve his position but Noob isn't that keen on the idea.
Noob is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Noob lands a big shot there that rocks SoareS but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
SoareS working to try and regain half guard.
Poor strikes thrown by Noob there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
SoareS tries to reverse the position but Noob maintains control.
Noob scores with a couple of good head shots there.

It looks like Son SoareS has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
SoareS is trying to stand.
SoareS is in a horrible position here, under a barrage of strikes, he's managing to avoid any damage.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if SoareS can do anything to dispel that myth.
SoareS takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
SoareS in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.

SoareS is rocked!
Noob unloads with some vicious shots from mount and SoareS wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Noob celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fake Noob!