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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Viking Berserker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Nye (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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133 lbs
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187 lbs
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Good wrestling
Decent elbows
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Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Viking Berserker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Bill Nye!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Ben Zyskovitsi and Tarja Halkonen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nye takes the fight into the clinch.
Berserker creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Nye's defenses.
It looks like Bill Nye has been cut.
Berserker stalling against the cage.
Nye misses with a punch on the inside.
Nye pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Nye blocks an elbow strike.
Berserker lands an elbow that stopped Nye in his tracks for a moment.
Nye lands a hook to the side of the head.
Berserker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
With the fighters up against the cage, Nye throws an elbow but misses.
Nye wants to stall.
Berserker throws an elbow that misses.
The referee is keeping an eye on Berserker - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nye tries to pull guard but Berserker holds him up against the cage and eventually Nye drops back down to his feet.
Berserker throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Nye looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nye is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Berserker is defending well for now.
Nye tries to work over Berserker's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Berserker misses with an elbow over the top.
Nye looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
With the fighters up against the cage, Berserker throws an elbow but misses.
Berserker throws an elbow but it misses.
Berserker lands an elbow that stopped Nye in his tracks for a moment.
Berserker gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nye takes an elbow to the forehead.
Berserker is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Berserker for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Nye lands an elbow inside.
It looks like Viking Berserker has been cut.
Nye works on Berserker's body with a couple of short punches.
Berserker prevents a body shot from Nye.
Berserker gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nye dodges an elbow strike from Berserker.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Berserker has Nye pushed against the cage.
Nye dodges an elbow strike from Berserker.
Nye avoids a wild elbow strike from Berserker.
Berserker comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A bit of stalling here from Berserker.
Nye avoids a wild elbow strike from Berserker.
Nye dodges an elbow strike from Berserker.
Berserker will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Nye up against the cage.
Nye blocks the elbow strike.
Nye blocks the elbow strike.
Berserker manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Viking Berserker.
Nye closes the distance and clinches up with Berserker, looking for a takedown. Nye pushes Berserker against the cage but Berserker circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nye clinches up with Berserker and pushes him back against the cage.
Nye jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Berserker walks away with a smile on his face. Nye gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Viking Berserker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bill Nye.
Nye closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Berserker slowing the pace effectively.
Nye looking to throw knees to the head but Berserker is blocking nicely.
Nye fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Nye looking for a takedown.
Berserker lands a damaging elbow.
Berserker lands an elbow inside that Nye shrugs off.
Berserker lands an elbow that stopped Nye in his tracks for a moment.
Nye looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Nye is trying to break the clinch but Berserker is controlling him.
Nye avoids the elbow strike from Berserker, against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Nye just misses with a elbow thrown towards Berserker's brow.
Nye avoids the elbow strike from Berserker, against the cage.
Berserker on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Berserker leaning his opponent against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Berserker lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nye tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Berserker just stands there and leans against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Berserker throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Nye blocks an elbow strike.
Berserker throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Nye creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nye blocks an elbow strike.
Berserker slowing the pace effectively.
Nye is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Nye dodges an elbow strike from Berserker.
Berserker avoiding damage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Berserker throws an elbow but misses.
Nye tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Berserker just stands there and leans against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Berserker seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Viking Berserker dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Nye has closed the distance and engaged Berserker in a clinch.
Berserker blocks the elbow strike.
Nye misses with a hook from the clinch.
Berserker avoiding damage.
Nye takes an elbow to the forehead.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Berserker here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Berserker blocks the elbow strike.
Berserker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nye lands with a left to the head.
Berserker throws an elbow but it misses.
Nye is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Berserker gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nye avoids a wild elbow strike from Berserker.
Berserker throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Berserker is pushing Nye up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Nye avoids a wild elbow strike from Berserker.
Berserker throws an elbow but it's blocked.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nye lands a nice uppercut.
Berserker is struggling to control the position.
Nye avoids the elbow strike from Berserker, against the cage.
Berserker blocks a body shot from Nye.
Nye blocks the elbow strike.
Berserker effectively controlling the action here.
Berserker throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Berserker throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The referee calls for Berserker to work.
Nye tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Berserker just stands there and leans against the cage.
Nye has Berserker pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Berserker manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Viking Berserker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bill Nye.
Nye tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Berserker creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Nye's defenses.
Berserker is struggling to control the position.
Nye tries to pull guard but Berserker won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Nye letting Berserker take a breather here.
Berserker keeps control of Nye as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Nye dodges an elbow strike from Berserker.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Berserker.
Nye tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Berserker's elbow.
Berserker content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Nice elbow from Berserker.
Berserker stalling the fight.
Berserker throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Nye tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Berserker smiles and moves away.
Nye fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Nye gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Berserker.
Nye looking to slow down the pace here.
Berserker misses with an elbow over the top.
Nye fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Nye missing with knees to the body.
Berserker has Nye pressed against the cage.
Nye trying to land knees to the body.
Come on Berserker - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Nye is trying to break free.
Berserker lands a nice elbow.
Nye using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Berserker has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Berserker holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Berserker misses with an elbow strike.
Nye looking to slow down the pace here.
Berserker taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Berserker gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Berserker's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Berserker lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Berserker.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Viking Berserker.
Nye takes the fight into the clinch.
Berserker stalls.
Nye tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Berserker smiles and moves away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nye checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Viking Berserker dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Berserker tries to land a front kick but Nye steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Berserker gets tackled into the cage by Nye. Nye maintains the clinch.
Berserker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nye drags the fight down to the ground.
Nye trying to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Berserker trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Nye manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nye controlling from the top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The ref stands the fighters back up. Bill Nye was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Nye gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Nye tries to pull guard but Berserker won't allow it.
Berserker prevents a body shot from Nye.
Berserker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Berserker just misses with a elbow thrown towards Nye's brow.
Nye fails to pull guard.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Berserker.
The referee is keeping an eye on Berserker - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Nye is trying to break the clinch but Berserker is controlling him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Berserker holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Berserker pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Berserker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Nye has a couple of punches blocked by Berserker.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Viking Berserker.
Nye closes the distance and clinches.
With the fighters up against the cage, Berserker throws an elbow but misses.
Nye takes an elbow to the forehead.
Berserker lands an elbow inside that Nye shrugs off.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Berserker looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Berserker stalling against the cage.
Nye has had enough of the clinch but Berserker keeps him there for the moment.
Berserker taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Nye is trying to break the clinch but Berserker is controlling him.
Berserker looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Berserker pushes off an throws an elbow but Nye leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Berserker throws an elbow that misses.
Nye tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Berserker takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Nye is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Viking Berserker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bill Nye.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Berserker looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Berserker slowing the pace effectively.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Viking Berserker.
Nye clinches up against the cage.
Berserker throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Berserker gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nye misses with a hook to the ribs.
Berserker throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Berserker leaning against his opponent.
Nye misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Berserker.
Berserker throws an elbow that misses.
Berserker displaying some good clinch control by pressing Nye up against the cage.
Nye creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Berserker pushes off an throws an elbow but Nye leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Nye tries to pull guard but Berserker won't allow it.
Bill Nye has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Viking Berserker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nye is working for takedown but Berserker is calmly controlling the position for now.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Viking Berserker.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Berserker, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 30:27
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Viking Berserker!
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energy
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hype
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