PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shachlo Popyachtsa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karvaranteiden Kuningas (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Popyachtsa comes into the arena with Upyachka Dance blaring out of the sound system. Karvaranteiden Kuningas told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Popyachtsa
vs
Kuningas

190 cm
28
202 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

200 cm
26
218 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Shachlo Popyachtsa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Karvaranteiden Kuningas!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Popyachtsa closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kuningas rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Popyachtsa counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Popyachtsa.
Popyachtsais looking to pass into half guard but Kuningas pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Kuningas is in guard.
Popyachtsa looking for a sweep. Not yet Popyachtsa, not yet.
Kuningas wants to pass the guard but Popyachtsa is keeping the position.

Popyachtsa is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Popyachtsa looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Popyachtsa is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Kuningas defends well.
Kuningas wants to pass the guard but Popyachtsa is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Popyachtsa is looking to sinch up a triangle. Kuningas throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Popyachtsa's body to avoid the submission. Popyachtsa has instead reached around Kuningas's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Popyachtsa arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Shachlo Popyachtsa!