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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rice Farmer Lady (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bruce Almighty (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rice Farmer Lady could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Bruce Almighty's chin.
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255 lbs
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273 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rice Farmer Lady!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bruce Almighty!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Eliza Hachem and Damien Edna.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Almighty turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Farmer Lady gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Almighty counters with an outside leg kick.
A head kick by Almighty misses
and Farmer Lady counters with a slapping leg kick.
Farmer Lady feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Almighty's calf.
Almighty throws a leg kick but Farmer Lady sees it coming and moves out of range.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that misses
and Almighty counters with a leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Almighty misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Farmer Lady thuds his shin into the meat of Almighty's side.
Almighty blocks a head kick by Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Farmer Lady, right into the meat.
Bruce Almighty seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Farmer Lady has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Almighty.
Almighty scores with a push kick.
Farmer Lady is breathing heavily.
A bone on bone clash there as Farmer Lady blocks the leg kick.
Almighty throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A good leg kick by Almighty.
Almighty avoids the head kick by Farmer Lady.
Almighty lunges at Farmer Lady with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Farmer Lady's hand.
Almighty throws a lazy uppercut
and Farmer Lady finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Bruce Almighty is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Almighty there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Almighty finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Almighty lands with a thumping leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Almighty, right into the meat.
Almighty tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Almighty throws a sloppy head kick and Farmer Lady moves out of range easily.
Almighty uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Farmer Lady throws a lazy head kick
and Almighty counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Almighty shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Farmer Lady eats them both and turns towards Almighty to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Almighty throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Almighty fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Farmer Lady.
Almighty throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Farmer Lady lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Almighty has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Almighty and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Almighty cracks Farmer Lady with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Almighty waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Farmer Lady.
Almighty throws a sloppy head kick and Farmer Lady moves out of range easily.
Nice uppercut there from Almighty.
Almighty is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Almighty takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Almighty throws a sloppy head kick
and Farmer Lady counters with a thumping low kick.
A clash of legs there as Almighty blocks the low kick.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Almighty avoids the head kick by Farmer Lady.
Almighty throws a low kick but Farmer Lady moves out of range easily.
Farmer Lady checks a leg kick.
A low kick from Almighty is predictable there
and Farmer Lady counters with a nice body kick.
Almighty throws a lazy head kick
and Farmer Lady counters with a low kick, right behind Almighty 's knee.
Farmer Lady pivots, looking for a leg kick but Almighty is out of range and Farmer Lady settles back down.
Almighty throws a big shot that misses.
Farmer Lady scores with a leg kick.
Farmer Lady checks a leg kick.
Farmer Lady lands a nice looking body kick.
Almighty throws a leg kick but Farmer Lady sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Almighty connects with a solid leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Farmer Lady lands a nice looking kick to the body. Almighty takes a step back to recover.
Farmer Lady throws a nice inside leg kick.
Farmer Lady throws a nice outside leg kick.
Almighty blocks the body kick.
Farmer Lady swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Farmer Lady fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Almighty has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Nice body kick there by Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a half hearted mid kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Farmer Lady.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Farmer Lady thumps Almighty with a low kick.
Farmer Lady tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice body kick there by Farmer Lady.
Almighty's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Farmer Lady looks to land a body kick but Almighty moved away.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Farmer Lady, right into the meat.
Farmer Lady throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Almighty takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Farmer Lady throws a front kick that sends Almighty stumbling back into the cage.
Farmer Lady scores with a push kick.
Farmer Lady fails with a takedown attempt.
Almighty throws a head kick that misses.
Almighty takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Almighty takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Almighty misses the jab.
Farmer Lady throws a series of punches but Almighty avoids them all with ease.
Almighty blocks a head kick by Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Almighty goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Almighty stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Farmer Lady.
Almighty checks a low kick from Farmer Lady.
That kick from Farmer Lady tenderised Almighty's leg. Almighty is trying to keep his angry face on.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Rice Farmer Lady will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
A low kick from Almighty is predictable there
and Farmer Lady makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Almighty really felt that one!
Farmer Lady lands a nice looking kick to the body. Almighty takes a step back to recover.
Farmer Lady will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick but Almighty moves out of range.
Farmer Lady throws a wild body kick that Almighty sees coming a mile off.
Almighty has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady misses with a body kick.
Farmer Lady connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick but Almighty moves out of range.
Farmer Lady tries a head kick but it misses.
Farmer Lady stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Almighty.
Almighty takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Almighty throws a head kick but Farmer Lady moves out of range.
A leg kick checked by Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Almighty throws a leg kick but Farmer Lady checks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Almighty takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Almighty moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Almighty scores with a decent looking hook.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Farmer Lady crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Almighty - the referee stops the clock and Farmer Lady gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Almighty. Farmer Lady manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Farmer Lady moves out of range as Almighty strikes.
Almighty throws a sloppy head kick and Farmer Lady moves out of range easily.
Almighty misses with a low kick.
Farmer Lady misses with the body kick
and Almighty counters with a good low kick that Farmer Lady was not able to check.
A good leg kick by Almighty.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Almighty, right into the meat.
Almighty fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Farmer Lady checks a low kick from Almighty.
Almighty moves in looking to clinch but Farmer Lady pushes him off.
Almighty misses with a leg kick
and Farmer Lady counters with a nice body kick.
A low kick from Almighty is predictable there
and Farmer Lady finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Almighty avoids the head kick by Farmer Lady.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Almighty throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Farmer Lady sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A big right from Almighty misses.
Almighty throws a leg kick but Farmer Lady sees it coming and moves out of range.
Almighty throws a head kick but Farmer Lady moves out of range.
Farmer Lady tried to score with a low kick but Almighty checks it.
Farmer Lady misses with a leg kick.
Almighty fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Farmer Lady.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Good leg kick by Almighty there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Almighty throws a leg kick
and Farmer Lady counters with a nice kick to the body.
Nice body kick from Farmer Lady.
A head kick misses from Almighty.
Farmer Lady fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Farmer Lady misses with a kick to the body
and Almighty counters with a stiff right hand.
Almighty throws a head kick that Farmer Lady semi-blocks.
Farmer Lady lands a nice leg kick that just misses Almighty's sensitive parts.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Almighty throws a leg kick
and Farmer Lady counters with a solid body kick.
Almighty throws a low kick but it's checked well by Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady delivers a nice body kick.
Farmer Lady throws a head kick that misses.
Almighty moves out of range of the body kick.
Farmer Lady throws a wild body kick that Almighty sees coming a mile off.
Almighty tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Farmer Lady is able to avoid easily.
Rice Farmer Lady is winning the standup battle so far.
Farmer Lady blocks a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Almighty.
Almighty looks to land a left hand but Farmer Lady moved out of range nicely.
That kick from Almighty tenderised Farmer Lady's leg. Farmer Lady is trying to keep his angry face on.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Almighty lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Farmer Lady has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Farmer Lady and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Farmer Lady misses with a head kick.
A low kick from Almighty is predictable there
and Farmer Lady counters with a solid body kick.
Farmer Lady blocks a head kick by Almighty.
A low kick from Almighty is predictable there
and Farmer Lady counters with an outside leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Almighty is predictable there
and Farmer Lady counters with a nice low kick that buckles Almighty's knee momentarily.
Farmer Lady throws a body kick that misses.
Farmer Lady connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Farmer Lady buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Farmer Lady lands a head kick!
Farmer Lady staying out of range there.
Farmer Lady lands with a slapping head kick.
Almighty walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Farmer Lady checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Almighty throws a leg kick that misses.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Farmer Lady here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Some bone on bone action there as Farmer Lady checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Almighty steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Farmer Lady. That one must have hurt.
Farmer Lady lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Farmer Lady lands a nice looking body kick.
Farmer Lady lands with a thumping leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Rice Farmer Lady will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Farmer Lady lands a nice looking kick to the body. Almighty takes a step back to recover.
Almighty takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Almighty throws a series of punches but Farmer Lady avoids them all with ease.
Almighty tries to clinch but Farmer Lady is having none of it.
Almighty throws a right hand that misses
and Farmer Lady counters with a nice kick to the body.
Farmer Lady tries a head kick but it misses.
A low kick from Almighty is predictable there
and Farmer Lady counters with a low kick, right behind Almighty 's knee.
Farmer Lady lands with a cross.
Almighty has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Farmer Lady.
Farmer Lady throws a nice inside leg kick.
Farmer Lady tries a head kick but it misses.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Farmer Lady fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Almighty sprawls well initially but Farmer Lady persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Farmer Lady passes the guard and advances to mount!
Farmer Lady working for a submission here. He's tucked his head under his opponent's arm, looking for an arm triangle. He's hopped off into side control, looking to tighten the submission... is it going to work? He's given up a good position looking for it. Almighty looks OK. Oh, I spoke too soon, he's out! That must have been tighter than I thought! Excellent work there by Farmer Lady! Submission of the night perhaps?
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Rice Farmer Lady!
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