PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Clyde Glasper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Gerbik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mr Gerbik was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Glasper
vs
Gerbik

190 cm
21
169 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

175 cm
19
160 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
World class boxer
Good chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Determined

GMMA Reyn`s Laundering(156!!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Clyde Glasper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mr Gerbik!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Wesley Smith and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gerbik misses with a body kick.
Glasper moves out of range of the body kick.
Glasper misses with an uppercut
and Gerbik counters with a leg kick.
Glasper blocks a jab.
Gerbik throws a leg kick which misses Glasper's front leg but catches the back leg as Glasper tries to avoid it.
Gerbik swings for the body but Glasper moves out of range.
Glasper throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Glasper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Gerbik has time to react.
Gerbik wants to land a leg kick but Glasper is out of range.
Gerbik throws a leg kick which misses Glasper's front leg but catches the back leg as Glasper tries to avoid it.
A leg kick checked by Glasper.
Gerbik lands a nice hook to Glasper's body. Glasper takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A shot to the body from Gerbik misses
and Glasper counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Gerbik thinking.
Glasper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Glasper looks to score with a jab to the body but Gerbik is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gerbik cracks Glasper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Glasper avoids the body shot from Gerbik.
Gerbik looks to land a left hand but Glasper moved out of range nicely.
A shot to the body from Gerbik misses
and Glasper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gerbik throws a sloppy body shot
and Glasper makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Gerbik rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Glasper counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A cross from Glasper lands.
Gerbik connects with a solid leg kick.
Glasper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Glasper throws a left and a right that both miss
and Gerbik counters with a slapping leg kick.
Glasper throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Gerbik counters with an outside leg kick.
Gerbik throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A low kick from Gerbik is predictable there
and Glasper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gerbik with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Glasper getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Gerbik throws a low kick but Glasper moves out of range easily.
Glasper really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
That kick from Gerbik tenderised Glasper's leg. Glasper is trying to keep his angry face on.
Glasper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Gerbik.
Glasper is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Glasper scores with a jab to the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gerbik misses with a lunging right hand
and Glasper cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Glasper throws a jab when Gerbik was well out of range.
Gerbik throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Gerbik blocks a jab.
Gerbik misses with a body shot
and Glasper counters with a straight right hand.
Gerbik throws a leg kick which misses Glasper's front leg but catches the back leg as Glasper tries to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Glasper lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Glasper.
Gerbik tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Glasper was well out of range. Poor timing from Gerbik.
Glasper connects with the punch.
Gerbik throws the kick towards the body but Glasper avoids it.
Gerbik scores with a hook to the body. Glasper takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Gerbik throws a leg kick
enabling Glasper to counter with a crisp jab.
Glasper displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Gerbik throws out the jab.
Gerbik lands a nice leg kick that just misses Glasper's sensitive parts.
A big left from Gerbik misses.
Gerbik throws a leg kick that misses.
Gerbik is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Gerbik bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Gerbik lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Glasper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Glasper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gerbik looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Glasper avoids the body shot from Gerbik.
Gerbik uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Glasper.
A swing and a miss from Glasper.
Gerbik connects with a nice looking jab.
Glasper avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Gerbik feints and then cracks Glasper's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Glasper down.
Gerbik ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Glasper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gerbik.
Gerbik is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Glasper rather than just go for the knockout.

Glasper has taken the fight to the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Glasper blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gerbik swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Gerbik misses with a short punch on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clyde Glasper dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Gerbik blocks the body kick.
Gerbik throws a body punch but Glasper moves out of range.
Mr Gerbik seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Glasper tries to bum rush Gerbik with a series of wild strikes but Gerbik uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Glasper throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Gerbik counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Gerbik misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Glasper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Glasper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gerbik rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
letting Glasper counter with a right hand.
Gerbik bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Gerbik loads up on a big right hand but Glasper slips the punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A swing and a miss from Gerbik.
Gerbik misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Glasper.
Glasper uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gerbik.
Gerbik swings for the body but Glasper moves out of range.
Clyde Glasper is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gerbik throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Gerbik misses with a hook
enabling Glasper to counter with a crisp jab.
Gerbik looks to score with a jab to the body but Glasper is just out of range.
Glasper rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Gerbik counters with a left to the body.
Glasper throws a right and a left that both miss.
Glasper lands a nice shot to the body.
Glasper doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Glasper scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Glasper throws a right and a left that Gerbik avoids nicely.
A right-left combo lands from Glasper.
Glasper lands a slapping body shot.
Glasper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Nice defenses there by Glasper.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Glasper lands with a kick to the temple. Gerbik shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Glasper misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gerbik misses with a straight right.
Gerbik tries to land a leg kick but Glasper saw it coming and moves away.
Gerbik throws a nice inside leg kick.
Glasper lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Gerbik misses with a wild body shot.
Gerbik tried to score with a low kick but Glasper checks it.
Gerbik throws a shot from downtown. Glasper moves away and avoids it.
Glasper thows a left - swing and a miss!
Gerbik scores with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gerbik swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Glasper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Gerbik.
Gerbik tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Glasper is able to avoid easily.
Glasper takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Glasper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gerbik throws a lazy uppercut
and Glasper counters with a nice uppercut.
Gerbik throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Glasper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Gerbik scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Gerbik ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Glasper moves away.
Glasper takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Some wild striking there from Glasper.
Glasper throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Gerbik sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gerbik throws a sloppy body shot
and Glasper counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Gerbik lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Gerbik takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Gerbik bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Gerbik fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Glasper has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Glasper checks the leg kick.
Glasper throws a right hand that misses
and Gerbik cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Gerbik misses with a body shot
and Gerbik takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Glasper takes a shot right to the bread basket.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gerbik misses with a hook to the body
and Glasper counters with a stiff right hand.
Glasper cracks Gerbik with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Clyde Glasper dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!

Glasper throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Gerbik.
Glasper is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Glasper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Glasper misses with a right hand
and Gerbik counters with a good low kick that Glasper was not able to check.
Glasper slips a straight right by Gerbik.
Gerbik throws a leg kick which misses Glasper's front leg but catches the back leg as Glasper tries to avoid it.
Gerbik throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Gerbik throws a predictable looking body shot
and Glasper connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gerbik ducks under a wild hook from Glasper.
Nice body punch from Gerbik.
Gerbik swings away with a body shot that misses
and Glasper counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Glasper is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
A clash of legs there as Glasper blocks the low kick.
Gerbik dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Glasper. That did some damage!
Glasper throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Gerbik counters with an outside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Glasper checks a leg kick.
Gerbik uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Glasper.
Glasper misses with a right hand
and Gerbik counters with a low kick, right behind Glasper 's knee.
Glasper lands a right hook to the body.
Gerbik lands with a nice body punch.
Glasper is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Gerbik throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Glasper sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Glasper throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Glasper lands with a nice body punch.
Gerbik throws the left hand but Glasper avoids the punch easily.
Gerbik slips a jab from Glasper.
Gerbik lands a nice looking body shot.
Glasper will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gerbik keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Glasper.
Glasper defending well as Gerbik loads up on a big left hand.
Gerbik misses with the body kick
and Glasper counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Gerbik misses with a lunging right hand
and Glasper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gerbik does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Glasper swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Gerbik makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Gerbik throws a sloppy body shot
enabling Glasper to counter with a crisp jab.
A jab from Glasper does it's job there.
Gerbik misses with a shot to the body
and Glasper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Gerbik walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Glasper checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Glasper jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Glasper throws the kick towards the body but Gerbik avoids it.
Glasper takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Clyde Glasper is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Gerbik tries to land a front kick but Glasper steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Gerbik jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Glasper lands a jab.
Some wild striking there from Glasper.
Gerbik misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Glasper counters with a stiff right hand.
Glasper misses with a wild body shot.
Glasper throws a lazy uppercut
and Gerbik counters with an outside leg kick.
Gerbik misses with a body shot.
Gerbik has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Gerbik swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Glasper counters with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gerbik moves away from the strike by Glasper.
Gerbik throws a leg kick but Glasper checks it.
A shot to the body from Gerbik misses
and Glasper counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gerbik tries a low kick but Glasper avoids it.
Gerbik throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gerbik throws a front kick aimed at Glasper's knee but Glasper avoids it well.
Clyde Glasper is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Good work by Glasper as he checks the leg kick.
Glasper avoids the body shot from Gerbik.
Glasper takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Glasper looks to land a left hand but Gerbik moved out of range nicely.
Glasper checks the leg kick.
Gerbik misses with a body shot.
Mr Gerbik has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Gerbik misses with a left hand
and Glasper counters with a stiff right hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Clyde Glasper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Glasper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Clyde Glasper!