PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Britney Spears (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pork Chop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spears's entrance music is Hit Me Baby One More Time. A fine choice. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Spears
vs
Chop

180 cm
19
183 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
26
186 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Britney Spears!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pork Chop!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Spears shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Spears is looking to work some ground and pound but Chop has wrist control.
Spears in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Spears passes Chop's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Still in half guard, Spears seems content to control.
Chop avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Spears.
Spears moves into full mount! Chop won't be happy about that!
Spears lands a big shot there that rocks Chop but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Spears in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Spears putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spears lands with some strikes.
Spears has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Chop's face.
Spears controlling from the full mount.
The referee warns Chop that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Chop is in a horrible position here. Spears smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Spears lands a big shot there that rocks Chop but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

It looks like Pork Chop has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spears landing strikes, looking to finish!
Chop really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Spears. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spears working the ground and pound effectively.
Spears scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Spears punishing his opponent with strikes.
Spears punishing his opponent with strikes.
BOOM! Spears connects with a massive shot to the dome!

That has opened up Pork Chop's cut even more.
Spears connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Spears scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Chop?

The cut above Pork Chop's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
A nice elbow there by Spears.

Pork Chop's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Pork Chop's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Britney Spears!