PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mr Dickface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Igor Pujicri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dickface
vs
Pujicri

200 cm
24
180 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

192 cm
27
170 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

Decent wrestler
Decent knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mr Dickface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Igor Pujicri!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Albert Achterberg and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickface throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pujicri counters with a straight right hand.
Dickface misses with an uppercut
enabling Pujicri to counter with a crisp jab.

Pujicri has closed the distance and engaged Dickface in a clinch.
Pujicri throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickface blocks it with crossed arms.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
Dickface is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Pujicri pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Pujicri with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
Pujicri using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dickface has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pujicri with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
Pujicri using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dickface has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Pujicri with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dickface tries to break free but Pujicri pushes him back against the cage.
Pujicri looking to throw knees to the head but Dickface is blocking nicely.
Pujicri with an attempt at a knee that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pujicri landing knees to the head.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
Pujicri looking to throw knees to the head but Dickface is blocking nicely.
Pujicri looking to throw knees to the head but Dickface is blocking nicely.
Pujicri using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dickface has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dickface wants a takedown.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pujicri misses with a knee to the head.
Pujicri lands a knee to the head.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pujicri looking to throw knees to the head but Dickface is blocking nicely.
Pujicri with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Pujicri looks gassed!
Pujicri lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Dickface can't break the clinch.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
Dickface wants to break free but Pujicri has control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Pujicri misses with a knee to the head.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dickface tries to break free but Pujicri pushes him back against the cage.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Pujicri throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickface blocks it with crossed arms.
Pujicri with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pujicri has Dickface pressed against the cage, preventing Dickface from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pujicri using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dickface has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dickface really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dickface has Pujicri pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Pujicri manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mr Dickface. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pujicri using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dickface has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dickface tries to circle away but Pujicri has him pinned against the cage.
Pujicri misses with a knee to the head.
Dickface can't break the clinch.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pujicri misses with a knee strike.
Pujicri looking to throw knees to the head but Dickface is blocking nicely.
Dickface drops down looking for an ankle pick but Pujicri pulls his leg out and moves away.

Dickface moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Pujicri goes down! Can Dickface finish him!?

Pujicri is rocked!

It looks like Igor Pujicri has been cut.
Dickface sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Pujicri's guard.
Pujicri is still in real trouble! Can Dickface finish him?
Dickface wants to take a breather but Pujicri is having none of it.

Dickface is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Pujicri seems to have recovered his senses.
Dickface thows a huge punch but Pujicri dodges it nicely.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pujicri looks like he's trying to stand up.
Dickface missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Dickface looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dickface seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Pujicri does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Pujicri keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Dickface sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Pujicri defending well though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mr Dickface dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Igor Pujicri's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Dickface misses with a lunging right hand

and Pujicri moves into the clinch.
Pujicri misses with a knee to the head.
Pujicri scores with a knee to the head.
Dickface is trying to break the clinch but Pujicri has him pressed against the cage.
Pujicri throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickface blocks it with crossed arms.
Pujicri lands a knee to the head.
Pujicri misses with a knee to the head.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but Dickface blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pujicri misses with a knee to the head.
Pujicri is breathing heavily.
Pujicri with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pujicri using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dickface has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Pujicri with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pujicri looking to throw knees to the head but Dickface is blocking nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dickface is trying to drag Pujicri to the mat but Pujicri just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pujicri looking to throw knees to the head but Dickface is blocking nicely.
Dickface tries to score a body lock takedown but Pujicri shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
Pujicri misses with a knee strike.
Pujicri with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but Dickface blocks it.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dickface wants to break free but Pujicri has control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dickface tries to score a body lock takedown but Pujicri shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mr Dickface. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pujicri keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dickface's efforts to push away.
Pujicri misses with a knee strike.
Dickface goes for a takedown in the clinch but Pujicri prevents it.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but Dickface blocks it.
Dickface wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Pujicri misses with a knee to the head.
Dickface tries to break free but Pujicri pushes him back against the cage.
Pujicri with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pujicri keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dickface's efforts to push away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dickface looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Dickface goes for a takedown in the clinch but Pujicri prevents it.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
Dickface drops down looking for an ankle pick but Pujicri pulls his leg out and moves away.
Dickface throws a poor cross that misses

and Pujicri counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Pujicri misses with a knee to the head.
Dickface is looking to break free of the clinch but Pujicri has double underhooks.
Dickface tries for a takedown. No joy.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dickface changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Pujicri fights it off and pushes away nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dickface misses with a right hand

and Pujicri counters by clinching up.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Pujicri throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickface blocks it with crossed arms.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but Dickface blocks it.
Dickface drops down looking for an ankle pick but Pujicri pulls his leg out and moves away.
Dickface throws an off balance right hand

and Pujicri holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dickface is trying to break the clinch but Pujicri has him pressed against the cage.
Pujicri landing knees to the head.
Pujicri using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dickface has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pujicri looking to throw knees to the head but Dickface is blocking nicely.
Pujicri looking to throw knees to the head but Dickface is blocking nicely.
Pujicri keeps control of Dickface as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Igor Pujicri showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Igor Pujicri's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Dickface misses with an uppercut

and Pujicri counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Pujicri with a knee to the head.
Pujicri misses with a knee strike.
Pujicri misses with a knee strike.
Pujicri lands a knee to the head.
Dickface has had enough of the clinch but Pujicri keeps him there for the moment.
Dickface has had enough of the clinch but Pujicri keeps him there for the moment.
Pujicri with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but Dickface blocks it.
Pujicri prevents Dickface from breaking the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pujicri misses with a knee to the head.
Pujicri takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Pujicri throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickface blocks it with crossed arms.
Pujicri throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickface blocks it with crossed arms.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
Pujicri throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickface blocks it with crossed arms.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Dickface tries to break free but Pujicri pushes him back against the cage.
Pujicri with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dickface is trying to break free.
Pujicri gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dickface.
Pujicri using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dickface has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dickface is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Pujicri pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Pujicri lands a knee to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Dickface is trying to break the clinch but Pujicri has him pressed against the cage.
Dickface is trying to break the clinch but Pujicri is controlling him.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dickface working hard to break the clinch.
Pujicri misses with a knee to the head.
Pujicri misses with a knee strike.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
Dickface tries to score a body lock takedown but Pujicri shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mr Dickface. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Dickface tries to break the clinch but Pujicri is controlling the position.
Dickface drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Pujicri gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pujicri gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Dickface.
Pujicri is pressed up against the cage. Dickface has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Pujicri down to the mat. Pujicri avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Dickface throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Pujicri counters by moving into the clinch.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Dickface has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Pujicri with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Pujicri misses with a knee strike.
Pujicri misses with a knee strike.
Pujicri throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickface blocks it with crossed arms.
Pujicri tries to land a knee to the head but Dickface blocks with his arms.
Pujicri keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dickface's efforts to push away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Pujicri has Dickface pressed against the cage, preventing Dickface from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Pujicri connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dickface's face.
Pujicri throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickface blocks it with crossed arms.
Dickface is working for takedown but Pujicri is calmly controlling the position for now.
Pujicri keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dickface's efforts to push away.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pujicri tries a knee to the head but Dickface blocks it.
Dickface is working for takedown but Pujicri is calmly controlling the position for now.
Pujicri throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dickface drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Pujicri gets the underhooks and prevents it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Igor Pujicri comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Pujicri has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 28:29
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Igor Pujicri!