PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kalle Uzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vlad Kalashnikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uzi kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I Will Kill You. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Uzi
vs
Kalashnikov

203 cm
27
278 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

200 cm
25
258 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Lethal high kicks
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Good elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalle Uzi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Vlad Kalashnikov!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Anni Minnemäki.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Uzi throws a lazy right hand but Kalashnikov sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Uzi throws a head kick that misses.
Kalashnikov tries to clinch up.
Uzi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sloppy strikes from Uzi. Those never looked like landing.
Kalashnikov tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Uzi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Uzi circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kalashnikov tries to clinch but Uzi is having none of it.
Kalashnikov avoids the head kick by Uzi.
Kalashnikov misses with a series of wild punches.
Kalle Uzi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Uzi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kalashnikov avoids the head kick by Uzi.
Uzi keeps the fight on the outside.
Uzi listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Uzi misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Uzi misses with a wild combination.
Kalashnikov wants to clinch up but Uzi keeps it at a distance.

Kalashnikov has closed the distance and engaged Uzi in a clinch.
Kalashnikov trying to land knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalashnikov misses with a short punch on the inside.
Uzi wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kalashnikov has him pressed against the cage.
Uzi wants to get back to striking at distance but Kalashnikov won't allow it.

Kalashnikov's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kalashnikov avoids the head kick by Uzi.
Uzi tries a head kick but it misses.
Kalashnikov blocks a head kick by Uzi.
Uzi pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Uzi has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Uzi there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kalashnikov ducks right into an uppercut from Uzi.
Uzi throws a right hand that Kalashnikov ducks under and follows up with a left that Kalashnikov also avoids with ease.
Kalashnikov tries to clinch there but Uzi circles away.
Kalashnikov takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Kalashnikov tries to clinch up
and Uzi counters with a left and a right... And another left! Kalashnikov is down! He's done! The ref dives in to save him and that's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kalle Uzi!