PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kick Ass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Prince Naz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Prince Naz has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Kick Ass's chin.

Ass
vs
Naz

184 cm
24
210 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

195 cm
25
200 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

1337 ANZAC - a GTI company

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Kick Ass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Prince Naz!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Paul Tew and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A nice leg kick lands there from Ass.
Ass tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Naz counters with a stiff right hand.
Ass misses the body punch
and Naz counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Naz moves out of range of the body kick.
A jab from Ass misses.
Ass misses with an uppercut
and Ass takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ass misses with a body shot.
Ass tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Naz cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ass tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ass misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Ass.
Naz has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Ass.
Ass swings for the body but Naz moves out of range.
Ass looks to clinch
and Naz counters with a straight right hand.
A head kick misses from Ass.
Ass misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ass closes the distance looking to clinch
and Naz counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ass stuns Naz with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Naz looks gassed!
Ass tries to clinch up
and Ass takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Ass looks to clinch
and Ass takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Ass drives through and clinches with Naz against the cage.
Ass lands a body shot.
Naz looking for a takedown.
Ass landing knees to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Still in the clinch, Ass scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ass wants to stall.
Ass throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Naz blocks it with crossed arms.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Naz is defending well for now.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Ass.
With the fighters up against the cage, Ass throws an elbow but misses.
Naz jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ass walks away with a smile on his face. Naz gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
No luck for Naz with that takedown attempt.
Kick Ass has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Prince Naz.
Ass throws an off balance right hand

and Naz decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Ass's guard.
Naz throws a strike but Ass rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Naz is trying to keep Ass in close.

Naz has his foot on Ass's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Ass works his way back into a safe position though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ass tries to stand but Naz is controlling from the bottom.
Ass controls from within his opponent's guard.
Ass knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Naz on the ground.

Naz has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Ass can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Ass would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kick Ass dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Naz fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Naz tries for a takedown but Ass circles away easily
and Ass makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Kick Ass seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ass misses with a looping right.
Naz is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Ass throws a head kick but Naz moves out of range.
Ass lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Prince Naz has been cut.
Ass throws a head kick but Naz moves out of range.
Ass lands a really nice looking cross but Naz seems unphased.
Ass tries to clinch

and Naz counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Naz throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ass works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Ass is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Naz is controlling him.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Naz accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Ass tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Naz with a flurry of punches that miss.
Naz wants to control from the top but Ass keeps moving.
Naz sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Ass's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Naz is looking for a kimura here.
Ass tries to roll over but Naz keeps him under control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Naz is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Ass trying to control here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ass is staying active underneath Naz, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Naz not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Ass trying to hold on to Naz's head to control him but Naz postures up.

Naz is working for a kimura but Ass is defending it quite comfortably.
Still in half guard, Naz seems content to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Naz scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Naz trying to control from half guard but Ass is working away.

Naz is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Naz prevents Ass from standing back up.
Ass trying to keep hold of his opponent's head but Naz manages to pass to mount!
Ass really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Kick Ass will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Prince Naz's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Ass throws a right hand that misses

and Naz counters with a single leg into guard. Ass didn't expect that.
Naz working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Ass's head.
Naz lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Naz trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Naz won't allow Ass to get back to his feet.
Naz postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Naz gets to his feet. Ass looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Naz is defended easily by Ass.
Ass lands a body shot.
Naz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ass misses with a head kick.
Ass throws a head kick that misses.
Naz blocks a head kick by Ass.
Ass closes the distance but Naz moves to the side

and Naz counters with a nice double leg into side control. Ass won't be happy with that.
Naz sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Ass is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Ass is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Naz is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Ass has managed to free his arm - good work.
Naz looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Ass pushes Naz off looking to stand but Naz dives back in and keeps control.
Naz tries to pass the half guard into mount. Ass knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Ass wants to improve his position but Naz is controlling well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Naz looks to land a strike but Ass avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Ass looking to hit a scissor sweep but Naz is one step ahead there.
Naz landing some decent shots from guard.
Naz throws a big right hand that misses.
Naz missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Ass is looking to stand up but Naz isn't so interested in that idea.
Ass keeping moving, preventing Naz from controlling successfully.
Ass pulls Naz in close to his closed guard and prevents Naz from doing any damage or advancing position.
Ass working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Naz.
Naz throws a big right hand that misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Prince Naz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Ass has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge William Gold scores the fight for Prince Naz!
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight for Prince Naz!
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight as a draw!

Prince Naz wins by majority decision!