PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Schwanz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Golem comes to the cage accompanied by Geo dude geo geo dude. Schwanz comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Tool - Lipan Conjuring kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Golem
vs
Schwanz

191 cm
23
217 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

190 cm
29
222 lbs
19 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
KO power

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Geodude Golem!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hans Schwanz!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Matheus Silva and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Schwanz takes the fight into the clinch.
A body shot lands from Schwanz.
Schwanz tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Golem avoids it.
A head punch on the inside from Schwanz fails to land.
Golem throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Schwanz blocks it with crossed arms.
Golem avoiding damage as Schwanz throws knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Golem just misses with a elbow thrown towards Schwanz's brow.
Golem blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Schwanz tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Schwanz using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Schwanz lands a body shot in the clinch.
Golem managing to block the knees to the body from Schwanz.
Golem wants to break free but Schwanz has control.
Schwanz blocks an elbow strike from Golem.
Golem tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schwanz avoids it.
Schwanz blocks an elbow strike.
Schwanz with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Schwanz lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Golem pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Schwanz has Golem pressed against the cage, preventing Golem from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Schwanz throws a knee to the head but misses.
Schwanz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schwanz missing with knees to the body.
Golem with an attempt at a knee that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Schwanz lands a nice knee to the body.
Golem is breathing heavily.
Schwanz lands a hook to the side of the head.
Schwanz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Golem.
Golem is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Golem's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Schwanz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Golem is trying to break the clinch but Schwanz is controlling him.
Schwanz misses with a knee strike.
Golem using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Schwanz has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Schwanz lands a nice shot to the body.
Schwanz landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Schwanz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Schwanz is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schwanz landing knees to the head.
Schwanz tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Schwanz connects with a nasty looking knee right to Golem's face.
Schwanz connects with a knee to the head.
Schwanz trying to land knees to the body.
Schwanz using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Golem has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Golem avoiding damage as Schwanz throws knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwanz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Schwanz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Golem.
Schwanz using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Golem has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Schwanz lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Schwanz looking to throw knees to the head but Golem is blocking nicely.
Golem missing with knees to the body.
Golem tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schwanz avoids it.
Golem on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Schwanz tries to land a knee to the head but Golem blocks with his arms.
Schwanz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Golem.

Golem pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Schwanz misses with a straight right.
Golem looks for the body kick but Schwanz saw that one coming.
Schwanz misses with a leg kick
and Golem counters with a big head kick but Schwanz shrugs it off.
A slapping leg kick lands for Schwanz.
Schwanz tries to clinch up.
Schwanz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Golem throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Golem throws a lazy head kick
and Schwanz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Golem pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Golem throws a leg kick
and Golem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Schwanz is looking to chop away at Golem's legs.
A jab from Schwanz misses.
Golem misses with a leg kick
and Schwanz counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Golem checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Schwanz connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Golem momentarily.
Golem looks to throw a body kick
and Golem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Schwanz tries to close the distance and clinch but Golem swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Good leg kick by Golem there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Schwanz checks a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwanz attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Schwanz misses with a body kick.
Golem walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Schwanz checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Schwanz takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Golem checks a leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Golem.
Golem feints and then cracks Schwanz's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Schwanz down.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Golem throws a head kick that half lands.
Schwanz on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Golem motions for Schwanz to come forward. Golem throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Golem throws a head kick that misses
and Schwanz counters with a good, hard body kick but Golem shrugs it off.
Schwanz misses with a body kick.
Schwanz blocks a head kick by Golem.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hans Schwanz dominated that round.
That's time! Golem's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Golem throws a lazy head kick
and Schwanz counters with a nice leg kick.
Golem slips a jab from Schwanz.
Schwanz lands a right hook to the body.
Schwanz tries a low kick but Golem avoids it.
Golem takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Schwanz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Schwanz throws a head kick that misses
and Golem counters with a good, hard body kick but Schwanz shrugs it off.
Decent striking displayed by Golem there.
Golem throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Schwanz moves out of range of the body kick.
Golem throws a wild body kick that Schwanz sees coming a mile off.
Schwanz is breathing heavily.
Schwanz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Golem.
Golem throws a sloppy head kick
and Schwanz counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Golem misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Golem throws a leg kick but Schwanz sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Golem throws a body kick the misses
and Schwanz counters with a straight right hand.
Golem throws a lazy head kick
and Schwanz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Schwanz lands a nice shot to the body.
Schwanz tries to clinch but Golem moves out of range.
A nice leg kick lands there from Golem.
Golem displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Schwanz throws out the jab.
Golem delivers a nice body kick.
Golem misses with a leg kick
and Schwanz counters with an outside leg kick.
Schwanz is looking to clinch.
Schwanz takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Schwanz moves forwards but Golem connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Golem scores with a kick to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Golem lunges at Schwanz with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Schwanz's hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Schwanz takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Golem throws a sloppy head kick and Schwanz moves out of range easily.
Golem lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A nice inside leg kick there by Golem. That's going to slow Schwanz down.
Schwanz moves out of range as Golem throws a body kick.
Geodude Golem is winning the standup battle so far.
Golem lands a high kick!
Golem thumps Schwanz with a low kick.
Golem throws a push kick but Schwanz slaps the foot to one side.
Schwanz checks a low kick from Golem.
Golem throws a nice outside leg kick.
Schwanz on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Schwanz takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Geodude Golem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Golem fakes the leg kick and cracks Schwanz in the body.
Golem tried to score with a low kick but Schwanz checks it.
Golem throws a body punch but Schwanz moves out of range.
Schwanz slips under a jab.
Golem throws a looping overhand right but Schwanz ducks down to avoid it.
Schwanz pivots, looking for a leg kick but Golem is out of range and Schwanz settles back down.
Good leg kick by Golem there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Schwanz steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Golem.
Schwanz throws the kick towards the body but Golem avoids it.
Golem fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Schwanz has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Golem looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Golem swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Golem lands a right hook to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Golem moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Golem throws a front kick that sends Schwanz stumbling back into the cage.
Golem lands a nice shot to the body.
Golem throws a body kick that misses.
Schwanz fails in his attempt to clinch.
Golem fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Schwanz.
Golem throws a body kick that misses.
Golem lands a head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Golem feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Schwanz's calf.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Golem lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Golem goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

Schwanz is rocked!
Golem is looking to slow Schwanz down with leg kicks.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Geodude Golem dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Schwanz sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Golem lands a jab to the nose.
Schwanz is still on wobbly legs! Can Golem finish him?
Golem drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Schwanz right on the button. Schwanz goes down! Golem follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Golem gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Geodude Golem!
Geodude Golem is the new light heavyweight champion!